Chapter 5: The end?
AN: On TiME this time guysssss :0 thanks 4 all da support ive been looking forward to writing dis chap :D its filled with fluff and lurrrve (chad im so sorry for callin u a little bitch, will u forgive me?) rox u roc as usual if I was a boy id totally fuk u
I stood on the rof of the scool, I stared iunto the distant sunset thinking of life and its meznoings and deep and meaningful shit.
Sherlock joined with John, their arms interlinked, JOHN WAS STILL NAKED.
(gasp)
"We're getting married." Sherlock said he smiled at joh n,eyes full of and hope.
"That's great Sherlock good luk to u." I smiled but my eyes filled with tears of dispear, it seemed like everyone was getting married, the doctor had fallen in love with Crystal Cherry (AN: even though she's dead that doesn't make him a necrophiliak its romantic like in twilight.) and he was getting married to her body and nhe punched clara in the face (AN: Ih8 that bitch). Even Mystique (who always sed she wus to cool to get married) was marring the drug dealer who swallowed the copper oxide in chapter 1.
I went to the triple wedding, I still looked hotter than mystique even though she was a bride. The doctor looked happy even though his wife was starting to rot. Sherlock and john were kissing with togunes and everything and john was still naked.
The weddin party was ok but I was alone and very sad because I was not with anyon evn tho I was da hottest hot person in da party (the hottest person in the world is not me but david Cameron omg id vote 4 him xoxox lov u) (I am second hottest in da world) . so I was alon and then out of the door came the most handsom shadow ever, I couldn't see wh it was bc it was too dark and then I turned the lights on to see every married couple havin sex but I didn't care because my handsome shadow was…..
STEVEN VINCENT "STEV" BUSCEMI
Steven Vincent "Steve" Buscemi (Italian: [buˈʃɛmi] boo-SHEM-ee; /bʉˈsɛmi/ in the actor's personal preference and habit;[2] born December 13, 1957) is an American actor, writer and director. An associate member of the renowned experimental theater company The Wooster Group,[3] Buscemi has starred and supported in successful Hollywood and indie films, including Parting Glances, New York Stories, Mystery Train, Reservoir Dogs, Desperado, Con Air, Armageddon, The Grey Zone, Ghost World and Big Fish; and the HBO television series The Sopranos. He is also known for his appearances in many films by the Coen brothers: Miller's Crossing, Barton Fink, The Hudsucker Proxy, Fargo and The Big Lebowski.
(who is moriarty in this play). He was so hot
"Andromeda, I, hav, something, to say, and that is,,, that , I love u"
I gasped but I knew this already
"i… love you too. I love you more than the world can wield matter, more than the stars above that are hiding their their fires from my black and deep desires. I lov u and the site of thos in love feedeth those in love tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow I will loveu"
I then proposed (because the hottest on in the marriage always protppes first because then they cant get rejected because theyre the hottest) he said yes in a rlly girly voice. It was the best moment in my life exceptwhne I kissed sherlokc (AN: who looks like benedict cumberbatch in this fic, too many chins make a man hotter).
"I luv u" he whispered in my ear.
We got married.
The end.