50 Ways To Annoy Mr. Dickinson.
A/N: Im soo having fun with this one.
warnings: Sex Jokes, Potential Lameness.
More A/N: I would've posted this earlier, but my brain got fried by sugar sammy and de lama's!!!
1. Make him read "Pum Pum Finger." (A/N: thats a fanfic on this site, btw, go read it, its hilarious.)
2. Mister DickInSon, If you get my drift..
3. Shave off his moustache.
5. Glue it onto Reis arse.
6. Record this and post it on YouTube.
7. Pay Ian to make him feel up Mr. Dickinson and sing the barney song.
8. Constantly ask him what its like living off your right hand. (If you get what I mean.)
9. Admit to him that you have fantasies about him. SEXUAL fantasies.
10. Digitally alter pictures of him to make it look like hes wearing a really, really, really tight Tutu.
11. Then hack into the BBA computers and replace the pictures of the bladers with said pictures.
12. Ask him about his sex life with gramps.
13. Surprise buttsex him at least 50 times a day
14. "Accidentally" kick him in the balls.
15. Ask him if he has Pyrocoprophilia. (A/N: I got that word from uncyclopedia :"))
16. Tell him this: "Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up."
17. Like 50 times a day.
18. Tell him what the bladers REALLY do with their free-time, coz its anything but blading!
19. TP his house.
20. Or the BBA headquarters, if that isnt his house. (A/N: where does this guy live? does he vanish into thin air whenever hes not around?)
21. Replace all the food in the house by fish fingers.
22. Buy him that silhouette supreme thing from tel sell.
23. Make a list of 50 ways to annoy him.
24. Make him read said list.
25. Actually do the things that are on the list.
26. Dance the hokey pokey with him, all night long.
27. But if he refused you, pretend to be highly offended.
28. Throw multiple cactuses at him.
29. Every time you see him, bow for him.
30. When youre doing so, make sure he gets really uncomfortable by saying things like: "I wanna cut you and smear the blood all over my sexual organs."
31. Send him love letters and chocolates, signed with "Boris."
32. Stuff the BBA headquarters with chickens, alive chickens.
33. Stand at his bedside when hes asleep and scream hysterically: "youve been abducted by aliens and now your pregnant."
34. Make sure it wakes him up.
35. Glue chicken wings on him.
36. Say you wanted him to experience the joys of flying.
37. Wear all black and act like a widow.
38. When he asks you whats wrong, cry and say Mr. Dickinson died.
39. Then fall to the ground and sob hysterically
40. Give him elephant thongs for his birthday. (A/n: I cant seem to get rid of them! :'))
41. Peel some cooked eggs. Hide them at random places in his house.
42. When he finds them, say you thought it was Easter.
43. Shave off his pubes.
44. With a rusty razor.
45. Glue it onto his forehead.
46. Circumcise him.
47. Without anaesthesia, just tie him to a bed and youll be fine.
48. Call him daddy, or even better, Mommy.
49. Shit your diaper, then insist on him changing the nappy. (make gaga sounds to emphasize the point)
50. Because hes your mommy.
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