50 Ways To Annoy Tala.
A/N: Whoot 14th chapter already! And this one swims in pools of lameness, like always, just less funny.
Warnings: References to "Chronicles of Max," Lame Red Head Jokes, Sex jokes,
Elephant thongs.
1. Say his hair is weird.
2. Call him a robot.
3. Say he probably has ginger pubes.
4. Then laugh at him.
5. Then say youre not laughing at him, but with him.
6. Compare his hair to carrots.
7. Say his outfit holds way too many zippers.
8. Say its probably for "easy access." (If you get my drift...)
9. Burn his elephant thongs. (A/N: Yet Again!)
10. Make jokes about how all Russians are alcoholics.
11. Call him an Ice Queen.
12. Say he sucks, coz he loses to Dai Chi.
13. Throw stinky, French cheese at him. (You know, the soft, creamy ones thatll just
suck themselves to your skin, coz theyre just so yucky..)
14. Kill Kai.
15. Send him love letters. Loads of them.
16. Sign them with "Voltaire."
17. Call him "Boris' lap dog."
18. Attach yourself to him like a parasite.
19. Refuse to let go.
20. End every sentence you say to him with, "thats hot."
21. Say like, like all the time.
22. Throw a bucket of green dye at him. Say green is SO NOT his colour.
23. Collect used diapers. Stock them in his room.
24. On his bed.
25. In his closets.
25. Throw the spare ones at him.
26. Forbid him to have sex. (Make sure this actually works, so bribe Kai into doing it.)
27. Make him Uke.
28. Keep on singing "Wow, I can get sexual too" by "Say Anything."
29. Pull the back of his elephant thongs when hes wearing them.
30. Get up at 3 am every day and run around singing Abba songs.
31. If he asks you about it, deny it.
32. Burn his porn.
33. Replace the lube with super glue.
34. Get Kai a seahorse.
35. Continuously sing "This is why Im hot."
36. Pwn him at beyblading. (A/N: yes I meant to say Pwn)
37. Gheghe, Ketchup Hair.
38. Suck on his hair to see if it really tastes like ketchup.
39. Then spit it out and say it tastes like asscrack Hair.
40. Cut off the two holy strands.
41. Replace his clothes with Reis.
42. Glue the two bangs onto Mr Dickinsons face. (A/N: he lost his moustache, but he
gets something in return.)
43. Make Onigiri with shit in them and feed him them. (A/N: If you didnt know, Onigiri =
Japanese rice balls.)
44. Replace all of his music by DDR songs. (A/N: speedover Beethoven, love love
shine, etc.)
45. Call him "Wolfie."
46. Shave all his hair off.
47. Donate it, so Barbie Tala haired Barbie dolls can be made.
48. Make sure he knows that, make lame jokes about him having "Barbie Hair."
49. Wax his crack hair.
50. Glue it onto his forehead.
A/N: Next Is Mariah! :o