50 Ways To Annoy Mariah.
A/N: Finally Mariah! I know it took really long but I was busy!!!!
Warnings: Boob-Jokes, ReMa Bashing, Mariah-bashing, Lame-ness, Sex Jokes.
1. Tell her Rei doesnt love her.
2. Call her a Pink Furr Ball.
3. Call her a whore.
4. Say her and Rei would make a great couple, then laugh and say its never gonna
happen.
5. Ask her what she uses to stuff her bra.
6. Continuously ask her if "those" are real.
7. Steal her bras. (A/N: believe me if you have big boobs and your bras are nowhere
to be seen, DO NOT MOVE AROUND, DO NOT JUMP AND DO NOT WALK DOWN
STAIRS, trust me I know..d cup for the lose)
8. Stare at her for a long time, then sing "I always feel like somebodys watching me"
9. Accuse her of eating dogs, if she denies it, get mad and scream: "ANTICHRIST!"
10. Make vomiting noises whenever she walks by.
11. If she turns around, begin to whistle innocently.
12. Replace all of her music with screamo, include bands like: Lamb of god, I killed
the prom queen..
13. Replace her clothes with Lees. (Boob-shot!)
14. Call galux an oversized cat.
15. Give her a scratching post for her birthday.
16. Write bad things about her on toilet walls.
17. Force her to eat with a knife and fork.
18. If she refuses, call her an uninhibited sod.
19. If she looks confused, laugh and walk away.
20. Burp repeatedly whenever she tries to eat.
21. Hide the chocolate when shes PMSing.
22. Sing Schnappi das kleine Krokodil ALL THE EFFING TIME.
23. Then ask her if Schnappi is a crocodile or a frog, repeatedly. (A/n: my brother
asked that...DUMBNESSWTH)
24. Bash Asians.
25. Replace her underwear with Elephant thongs, even though she doesnt have a
penis to put in there.
26. Maybe she does have one, you never know. Ask her.
27. Repeatedly.
28. Or ask Kevin first, he might say yes to piss her off and then tell her Kevin said
that.
29. Ask her how she likes it.
30. Two words, Anal Rape.
31. Steal her make up.
32. Only to find out she has terrible acne.
33. Try to feed her living sashimi.
34. Walk up to her, say its all her fault and slap her, for no reason.
35. Scold her for about 10 minutes, then put on a blank expression and walk away.
36. If she asks you later what that was about, say its because shes Asian.
37. Everytime you see her, shout "COMMUNIST!" really loud.
38. Then throw a pillow at her.
39. Make her read Mariah Bashing Fanfics.
40. Dye her hair a normal colour.
41. Then ask tell her theres someting different about her, but you cant quite put your
finger on it.
42. Then ask her if she did someting different with her hair, after hmm-ing for 10
minutes.
43. Finish her plates.
44. Unasked.
45. Wake her up at 3 am every morning.
46. Pee in every corner of her house.
47. Replace all her food with sex toys.
48. Replace all of her clothes with Garys.
49. Punch her randomly.
50. Because shes Asian.
A/N: I dont think youll get 43, but w/e. r&r for free stroopwafels.