50 ways to annoy Brooklyn
A/N: I think I had a mental breakdown, I had all the time in the world last week to upload some, but my fingers wouldnt move every time I tried to write something...It may have been because I couldnt believe I actually had time to myself! 0.0 Anyways, time for some (lame) humour! This was inspired by the song Motto Sweets.
1. Own him in a battle.
2. Kill innocent animals.
3. Kill any animal.
4. As him if he has orange pubes.
5. Make him wear elephant thongs and pull the ..ahem.
6. Tell him you like animals, especially nicely cooked, baked, etc. on your plate.
7. Make him eat food that isnt organic.
8. Wear fur.
9. Every time you see him sing: "Du bist so, oh, oh, oh, Du bist so Porno!" (1)
10. Dye all of his clothes pink.
11. Shave his hair off.
12. Glue it to his face as a beard.
13. Send him hate letters on Valentines Day.
14. Make choking noises of fear whenever he smiles at you.
15. Redecorate his house, hang his walls with slayer posters.
16. Replace all of his music with just one song: "Theyre coming to take me away Ha-Ha!"
17. Finish his sentences, but dont say what he was going to say, make it perverted.
18. Use him as your own punching bag.
19. When he tries to hit you back, say youll hurt his animals.
20. Shave his pubic hair and glue it underneath his armpits.
21. Tell him all the animals hate him.
22. Because hes insane.
23. Start singing Bohemian Rhapsody whenever you see him. (A/N: you know the part when Freddie goes like Mama Just killed a man..)
24. Replace all of his clothes with cat suits, made of spandex.
25. Write "Hump me" on his forehead with a permanent marker.
26. Or even better, Tattoo it.
27. In Pink.
28. Flash. 'Nuff said.
29. Say "In your pants." to everything he says.
30. Speak in Morse to him.
31. Yet, speak normally to everyone else.
32. Borrow some money from him. Then give it back in pennies.
33. Constantly cough a very subtle "Gay" whenever he's around.
34. Interrupt him regularly.
35. Speak backwards.
36. Constantly be sugar high.
37. Make him read Fanfics of Kai and him.
38. Say prove it to everything he says.
39. Glomp him and sing "I love you, you love me, were a happy family."
40. Superglue his legs together.
41. Tell him you did it because hes a man-whore.
42. If he denies he is pull out fake sexy-time pictures of him.
43. Keep him as your slave for the day.
44. Tell him his face makes your peepee hurt.
45. Then pull very pained faces and fall to the floor screaming: "IT HURTSS!!"
46. Pull Elephant thongs over his head.
47. Insist on that its a hat and that he is "the chosen one" and that he must no wear it forever.
48. If he doesnt, glue it to his head.
49. Threat him as a god and sacrifice animals to him.
50. Answer every question of him with "Because youre god."
(1) That means: you are so oh oh oh you are so porno in German. No I am NOT German, I just speak German, I know that is something many English speaking countries are not familiar with, but I was obliged to do it for 2 years at school...Pure Evil I must tell you.
Oh Im giving you one extra, for my lovely reviewers:
51. Nickname him Brooklinnie or Brooklynia. x 3
~~Nyappy!