50 Ways to Annoy Boris
Dude, the last chapter was, like, 666 words long, fucking awesomeness!!
Warnings: lame-ness, pedo jokes, references to Yu-Gu-Oh: The Abridged, other lame references, Boredom.
1. Rape him.
2. Tell him his face reminds you of a package of expired milk, it makes you scrunch
your nose then throw up, then eat your vomit and throw it back up again.
3. Dress him in a TuTu.
4. Make Pictures of it and send them to Voltaire.
5. Choke him with Kais scarf.
6. Ask him in what position he likes Voltaire best.
7. Tell him Voltaire doesnt love him anymore, because his pets lost him the
championships.
8. Burn all of his clothes.
9. Castrate him.
10. Without anaesthesia, of course.
11. Own him at being Evil.
12. Defeat his human guinea pigs in a beybattle.
13. Make him beybattle.
14. Then own him, hard.
15. Paralyze him and then pull is arsehair out with tweezers.
16. Or wax it, but a pair of tweezers is definitely more fun.
17. Say only he would think that he could conquer the world with beyblades.
18. Repeatedly.
19. Cut off his dick and put it in his mouth.
20. Make him eat it.
21. If he throws is up, make him eat it again.
22. Continuously say: "I cant stand the sight of you." the way the zuikin girls say it. (1)
23. Also do the dance.
24. Wake him up at 3 am every morning.
25. Dye his hair pink and braid it.
26. Ask him if hes a pedo because his dad sexually abused him when he was a kid.
27. Repeatedly.
28. Drop an anvil on his feet.
29. At least three times a day.
30. Change all of his passwords into "1LuvV0lt1r3"
31. Tell him you changed the passwords, but not into what.
32. Hide all of the alcoholic drinks.
33. Or pour it all down the drain and put soy milk in the bottles.
34. Sing Hannah Montana songs all day long.
35. Or if youre not that much of a singer, put in on repeat.
36. Make sure he cant turn the music off.
37. Make him read Boris/Voltaire fanfics. (2)
38. Make him read the fic: "They live behind my ears." (3)
39. Throw burning beyblades at him, see how he likes it.
40. Ask him if he really DID rape the Blitskrieg Boys.
41. Mock him, because he failed to take over the world.
42. Twice.
43. Constantly say: "Ich hätte das nicht gewunscht." (4)
44. Use the word constantly a lot.
45. Stutter.
46. Talk in Old-English. (5)
47. Boris is not a main-character, therefore he shall not get any more screen-time.
48. No matter how much he moans and whines.
49. Make the freaky fish guy throw harpoons at him.
50. Make sure he gets wounded badly, but doesnt die.
(1) - They are SO scary..!!
(2) - Id write those, for laughs.
(3) - Three cheers for lame references!!! ...or not
(4) - If you are so culturally deprived you dont get this one, Id say theres something wrong with you, but then again, there's something wrong with a lot of people.
(5) - You know, when it still sounded like german...sort of.
I got bored after 20 xS
Ps: Does anyone know what happened to the last few days?? xS