To do list:

- Kevin

- Kenny

- Raul

- Julia

- Salima

- Gary

– stik-in-the-bottom europeen griffon --- robert?

50 Ways to annoy Spencer

Warnings: "Chronicles.." references, other lame references, gay jokes, sex jokes, elephant thongs, in short: The Usual.

1. Steal Henry.

2. Pull Talas used elephant thongs over his head when he's sleeping.

3. Make him watch a Bryan/Elaine sex tape.

4. Tell him he's an asexual.

5. Burn his clothes.

6. Say they were ugly anyway.

7. Ask him if he was hit with something on his forehead really hard, because it's so flat.

8. Say he's Russian, therefore he is an alcoholic.

9. Sign him up for AA meetings.

10. Forbid him to eat with knife and fork.

11. Give him copsticks instead.

12. Draw penisses on Henrey and rename him "Horny."

13. Break the heels off his stilettos.

14. Tell him wanking to bras is SO outdated.

15. Ask him if he liked being molested by Boris.

16. Repeatedly.

17. Tell him Henry doesn't love him anymore.

18. But he can call Emily anytime.

19. Tell him Henry liked Tala and his Elephant thong better.

20. Pair him up with Mariah.

21. Glue a carrot to his forehead.

22. Tell him he failed on his ambitions to become a unicorn.

23. Steal his make-up.

24. Tell him no one wanks with vacuum cleaners anymore.

25. Admit to him you're dating Henry and that you are getting married next month.

26. In Canada!!

27. Eat cookies during the night so he can't wank. (A/N: dont worry, youre not supposed to get this one...Except if youre PKW)

28. Break Henry.

29. Throw Henry off a large building.

30. Sign him up for a new physician, Dr. Ben Dover, anyone?

31. Eat his Ketchup.

31. From the bottle.

32. Tell him you immensely enjoy touching yourself inappropriately.

33. Repeatedly.

34. Ask him if a dick can break.

35. Tell him Henrys cheating on him.

36. With Ian.

37. Constantly sing songs from the Lion King soundtrack.

38. Replace his clothes with Naruto cosplay costumes.

39. Redecorate his house with cotton candy.

40. Steal his alcohol.

41. Replace it with Brinta.

42. Throw his computer and TV out of the window.

43. Be Ian for a day.

44. Tell him Henry ran away.

45. With Gramps.

46. Speak backwards.

47. Tell him he needs a bra.

48. Because, seriously, he has boobs.

49. Get him a sex dummy for his birthday.

50. Tell him it's because Henry doesn't want him anymore.

A/N: REVIEW FOR A SMOOCH!! x3

Ahem.