50 Ways to Annoy Ming Ming

Warnings: Elephant thongs, sex jokes, Kendo sticks, bashing, repetition.

A/N: I AM ALIIIVE!! KUDDOS TO EVERYONE WHO REVIEWED!! You make my day SO BRIGHT AND HAPPY AND GAY!!! RHYME ROFLMAO

Tell her she is a slut with no talent whatsoever.

Tell her Kenny fancies her.

Make barfing sounds whenever she walks by.

Throw rotten tomatoes at her.

When she's BeyBlading.

When she's singing.

Or just anytime you see her.

Burn all of her (slutty) clothes.

Throw harpoons at her.

Try to suffocate her with an elephant thong.

If you do not succeed, use Tysons smelly socks instead.

Use Gramps Kendo stick inapproriately on her.

Tell her Kenny wants to bang her.

Tell her Boris gets off on her.

Tell her Boris uses Gramps kendo stick to satisfy himself whenever he thinks of her.

Deny telling her this.

Slap her with a dead, smelly fish.

Continuously sing Lady GaGa songs.

Say she's SO copying her style.

Replace all her underwear (A/N: does she even have any, lol!) with your grannies.

Rape her with her microphone

Tell her she sucks balls.

Tell her Henry is stalking her.

Replace all of her bras with saggy boob sacks. (A/N: thats not a word, lol!)

Grope her randomly.

Blame her for the credit crunch.

Make it look like you're serious.

Say it's because she has no talent whatsoever.

Repeat this regularly.

Ask her if she has any STD's.

If she does not answer, yell "YOU DONT HAVE TO FEEL EMBARASSED ABOUT TALKING ABOUT THOSE ULCERS ON YOUR VJJ!!"

Glue Mr. Dickinson's mustache to her arse.

Glomp her every five minutes and shout: "Barbie!"

Constantly make whiny noises, like you're in pain

Occasionally throw in a "Oh, no daddy, it hurts.."

Shave her hair off.

Glue it onto her arse, next to Mr. Dickinson's mustache.

Draw penises on her arse, too. It's gigantic, so there's probably some space left.

Of course, do this all when she's asleep.

Or heavily drugged for that matter...

Steal her make up.

Tell you just had a good shit.

Then tell her you think there's a piece of toilet paper stuck between the lobes of your ass.

Tell her she probably doesn't want to know, but that it doesn't stop you from telling.

Only speak in German.

GIBBERISH GERMAN.

Hack into her MySpace account and fuck it up.

Adopt a totally not understandable accent, like Japanese.

Ask her if she's related to Hitler.

Stab her with a rubber sword, do this repeatedly until she bruises.

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