50 ways to annoy Kenny
A/N: I want to thank my reviewers so much! Nearly a hundred reviews! Words cannot define how thankful I am!
Warnings: Lameness, obviousness, pervertedness, the usual.
Steal Dizzy.
Ask him about those naked pics of Kai he has.
In front of Kai of course.
Delete his c-drive.
Bully him for having no eyes.
If he claims he does have eyes, deny this.
Jank his necktie
HARD.
Replace all of his clothes with Gothic-Lolita clothes.
Include frilly holdups.
Pornofy his laptop.
Preferably GAY porn.
Rip Mr. D mustache off Rei's ass and stuff it into Kenny's mouth.
Tell him Ming Ming is going to die.
Tell him it's his fault.
Then laugh evilly and walk away.
Dump all your garbage in his room.
Sing Christmas songs all year long.
Put a combination lock on Dizzy.
Don't tell him the code of said combination lock.
Put a condom on his doorknob every night.
A strawberry flavored one. x3
Slap him with a hard drive.
Use his butt cheeks as drums.
Yes, you are allowed to use any stick-like object.
Ash him how many letters the alphabet has, repeatedly.
Pretend you're gay one day, every week.
Preferably on Sundays.
Molest Dizzy.
Applause really loud whenever he comes out of the bathroom.
Throw a fake Dizzy out of the window.
Of course, hide the real Dizzy first.
Stand at his bedroom door and cover him with jam when he comes out.
Spray-paint Dizzy pink.
Continuously sing "Fairytale" whenever he's around. (You know, the winner of Eurovision 2009, WAS I REALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED HIS SINGING WAS BAD AND THAT HE SUCKED? :S)
Talk about how amazing you are all the time.
In the third person. (Like Caesar!)
When he's standing next to you, ignore him and talk about him like he's not there.
Tell him he sucks at making BeyBlades and that he's fired.
Tell him Bryan has the hots for him. (Not that this is true LOL)
Send him poems, addressed by Bryan and thus empathizing number 40.
Overuse the phrase "Ur Mom."
Use it when it's very inappropriate.
Get up at 3 AM every night to TP his house. (Make sure you don't get caught.)
After 7 days start including eggs, too.
And half a week later, stop doing it.
Start the same cycle again 5 days later.
Replace all of the food in his house with empty candy wrappers.
And Tyson's smelly socks.
Steal his glasses.
A/N: I don't even have the energy to tell you guys why I'm late, things have been hectic.