Disclaimer: Unfortunately i do not own Naruto or anything. The rights to Naruto belong to Masashi Kishimoto. I also may use some quotes from characters in a game made by Riot Games.
A/N: Here you go, another chapter.
Update: 11/7/13 Genma x Tsunami lemon has been written. Check my profile for it.
saltyuchiha: If my story is shit do you have any reasons why it is shit or have any suggestions to make it better?
"Sup br0"- Demons and stuff
'Sup br0'- Demons and stuff thoughts
"Sup br0"- person talking
'Sup br0'- person's thoughts
Sup br0 no Jutsu-a jutsu
'sup br0'- Namikaze Kekkei Genkai
"sup br0"- Naruto talking in a demonic like voice whether affected by kyuubi or the kekkei genkai
Sup br0 - Mysterious voice
Chapter 14: Actions and Consequences
Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze
Age:12
Rank: Genin
On the way back to Konoha
On the way back to Konoha Kenji and Ami were looking at Naruto weirdly since he just took on over 400 bandits the other day. They haven't even experienced their first kill and he already had killed more people in one time than that Zabuza guy. They knew their team captain was strong but they never expected that. When they remembered some of the moves he performed when the mist started to clear they knew he outclassed them on another level. They also remembered seeing Naruto covered in blood from head to toe so they weren't even able to recognize him and they wondered how the nice Naruto they knew could kill so many people. Ami decided to finally talk to Naruto about it an hour into their trip.
"N-Naruto-kun..."
"What's up Ami?"
"H-how did you fight all those bandits? W-what did it feel like to kill all those people."
"Honestly Ami I don't think I could have made it out of there with my own strength. When I was about to fight the bandits I was already feeling slightly tired but suddenly I felt a foreign chakra enter my body. I thought it was a genjutsu but when I tried to release the genjutsu nothing happened. After a short while I felt stronger than ever and I guess it helped me fight all those bandits. Ami, I've killed before."
"N-Naruto-kun when did you first kill someone? A-and who was it?"
"It was when I was 7 years old. Remember when I saved Ino from you?"
"Ya."
"Well after I escorted her to her house and had dinner with her parents-"
"You had dinner with her parents? Naruto are you secretly Ino's boyfriend?"
"No. Let me finish."
'Oh no, I hope he isn't Ino's boyfriend. It would be hard to compete with Ino, she is prettier than I am. It makes sense now! She regularly calls him Naruto-kun and she doesn't always call Sasuke Sasuke-kun, laughs when we make fun of Sasuke, and she looks at Naruto differently compared to her other friends. Was she just pretending to like Sasuke?' thought Ami.
"Ami? Hellooo?"
"Huh?"
"I was talking to you and you weren't even paying attention. I'm hurt, I was telling you a story about my first kill and you completely disregarded it. Maybe I should talk to Hinata or Ino, they always listen."
'Oh not I can't let him talk to them about this, I need to show him I care then he will be mine!'
"NO! TELL IT TO ME AGAIN!"
She startled everyone and they turned around and looked at her. Ami blushed because she was embarrassed.
"I was just kidding jeez."
Naruto told her his fight against the pedophile and Mizuki.
"So you have killed before, but this one was different you were killing hundreds of people. Did it feel different?"
"Well to help myself I just thought of the crimes they committed and It was almost like I was dealing justice."
"Naruto-kun what was it like to kill for the first time?"
"I actually forgot I killed him since I had my friends around me the whole day after I woke up in the ANBU hospital. When I went home and remembered what I did I felt really bad and felt like a monster for killing him. But after speaking with my sensei he reassured me that I did the right thing since the guy was trying to molest me. He told me if I hadn't killed the man he would have done it for me."
"Your sensei seems like a really good guy."
"He was."
For the rest of the trip they just talked about what they think is going on in Konoha. Kenji eventually talked with them too and noticed that Naruto was still the same as he was before the mission.
Naruto himself was quite surprised he wasn't having any nightmares or anything about what happened. When he was fighting those bandits he even slightly began to enjoy killing them, he knew if he started to enjoy killing then that would be a problem so he buried that thought deep in his mind. Little did he know, a certain 9 tailed fox was helping him not have nightmares.
Inside Naruto
"Mwahahaha! I will reward you for that latest bloodbath. I will not allow you to be haunted by those you have killed. I'll suppress those bad feelings when you were killing those pathetic humans with good feelings. I think we are going to have a good relationship." said the Kyuubi.
The Kyuubi was sitting in a cage that looked like it was in the sewer planning something. Naruto's parents who were sealed with the Kyuubi early on moved to another location inside of Naruto because the cage the Kyuubi was held in drained chakra from its surroundings to power the seal. Normally it would feed on a very miniscule portion of Naruto's chakra but since his parents were closer it began to feed on them. Naruto's parents could still see and feel what Naruto was going through but they had a harder time trying to contact him. They didn't want to risk going back to where the Kyuubi was because they wanted to stay there as long as possible.
2 Days Later With Team 13 and Inari and Tsunami
"Finally, we are home." said Naruto.
"Well we need to go to the Hokage tower and speak with the Hokage to report on our mission and I need to ask Hokage-sama to give these 2 citizenship here in Konoha." said Genma.
After a brisk walk they finally arrived at the Hokage tower and walked up to the Hokage's office.
"Hello Team 13, I assume you completed your mission and are here to report it. Oh by the way who is this young lady and young man." said the Hokage.
"Yes we are here to report about the mission. Also if you have not already heard the mission difficulty probably got bumped up to at least an A rank. Also we are here to ask if you can give these two citizenship for the leaf. They were formerly from the Land of the Waves and her son was inspired by Naruto to become a shinobi and we would really appreciate it if you could give them citizenship so they can live here." said Genma.
"If he wanted to become a shinobi that would be no problem but why did his mother come with him?" said the Hokage mockingly, he knew something was up between Genma and Tsunami.
"Ah you see Hokage-sama I am currently dating Tsunami-chan and I asked her if she would like to move in with me and she agreed."
"Hahaha I knew it, I will give these 2 citizenship to the leaf. Also can you tell me what happened on your mission."
Genma told the Hokage what happened on their mission including Naruto's self made mission.
"Naruto we will talk after with your sensei."
"Jiji, can I cash in the head of a missing nin?"
"Uh sure."
Naruto unsealed Zabuza's head which was in a plastic bag and handed it over to the Hokage who looked in the bag to see who it was.
"Ooh The bounty of Momochi Zabuza is 24 million ryo, I will send his head to Kirigakure and I will get you guys your money."
"Jiji I would like to request that we split the money, I have no real need for that much money and it was thanks to them I was able to assassinate him."
"That can be arranged Naruto." said the Hokage as he called in his secretary to deposit 4,100,00 ryo(410,000 dollars) in each member of Team 13's bank accounts.
"Now Naruto it is your choice if you would like the rest of your team not including your sensei to leave or not."
"What are we talking about?"
"It has nothing to do with the Kyuubi, it is mostly the consequences of your actions in the wave." whispered the Hokage in Naruto's ear.
"Then I guess it is OK for them to stay."
"Ok, well you see Naruto's actions in Gatō's compound did not go unnoticed. At first I wasn't sure who the new entry in the Bingo book was but after remembering that I sent Naruto to the wave and his look I was sure it was him. Look at this page."
Bingo Book Name: Demon God of the Bloody/Red Haze(Aka kasumi no kijin)
Real Name: Unknown
Village: Unknown
Age: 10-14 years old
Height: Approx 5'0"
Ninja Rank: Unknown but he doesn't seem to be wearing any flak jacket.
Bingo Book Rank: C
Bounty: None
Hair color: Unknown Stained with Blood
Skin color: Unknown Soaked with Blood
Eye color: Unknown he was too far away to see his eyes.
Clothes worn: Wears mask on lower face, Black ANBU pants, Long sleeve black shirt underneath a plated vest, has a plated cape which looks sharp.
Weapons used: Uses some unorthodox blade attached to right arm and a Kunai in left hand.
Elemental Affinity: None observed
Summoning Contract: Some kind of bug contract(They saw many different species of Arachnid so they weren't sure)
Jutsu: Kuchiyose no Jutsu, some techniques with his Blade, Some sort of Clone that can fight.
Other Information: Took on over 400 Bandits and assassinated Gatō in his own compound filled with bandits. No picture attached since we heard of him from villagers from the wave and we didn't actually see the boy.
Instructions: Watch out for this one. Has a good potential to become a lot better.
"Oh shit, I am a badass then! Am I the youngest person to be put in the bingo book?"
"Um, no Hatake Kakashi was the youngest person to be put in the bingo book at 11 years old when he was a jonin."
"FUCK! Well did he have a badass name like I did?"
"His first bingo book name was White fang Jr. and the Masked Mini Fang. But that is not important, if people find out you are the Demon in the Bloody Haze then you will be watched by every village in the Elemental Nations. Not only that there might be people who will try to kill you even if there is no bounty on your head."
"Aww cmon Jiji, how do you think they will know about me? They don't even know what I look like, they just heard of me through the villagers of the Wave before they found out what I really look like."
"That's true but if you keep yapping like that everyone will know of your entry in the bingo book."
"At least they didn't know I assassinated Momochi Zabuza."
"They will when you whip out his blade."
"I need to get training with the blade first before I whip it out. Also I don't think I will be able to fully use it until I grow a little more, the sword itself is approximately 8 feet long including the fully extended hilt. Oh by the way who is Konoha's resident kenjutsu master? I might try to ask him to train me on how to use a Zanbatou."
"Um, there are no Zanbatou users in Konoha. Only Kiri has ever used those types of swords. But Hayate Gekko might be able to help you."
"Oh ok thanks Jiji. Was there anything else in this meeting?"
"Yes Naruto I would like if you had a mental evaluation with Yamanaka Inoichi. You just went on a mission where you killed over 400 men we just need to check if you are OK. And you are on a week break after that A rank mission, you can do what ever you want except ask for a mission higher than D rank."
"Uh sure, should I swing by Ino's house or is he coming here."
"Uh the ANBU will escort you there."
Naruto was escorted by Neko and Tenzo to the Torture and Interrogation part of the ANBU building.
"So um why are we going to the torture area? Are they going to torture me?"
"Haha Naru-kun are you afraid of getting tortured."
"Well yah, I've never done this before."
"How about I'll torture you, I just need a bed and some handcuffs. Ami will be really angry if I did that."
"Seriously though why are we going to the torture area."
"Stop messing with him Neko, Inoichi works in the interrogation area so we are going to his office." said Tenzo.
Inoichi's Office
"Hello Naruto. Remember me?"
"Yah you are Ino's dad."
"Ok, now lets begin the mental evaluation. Just sit comfortably my jutsu will do everything."
Inoichi formed a few seals and put his palm on Naruto's head and closed his eyes. Inoichi was inside Naruto's mind but before he could actually get a look at anything he was kicked out.
'He can't read your mind as long as I'm here. It's a good thing since you probably don't want anyone to know about your Kekkei Genkai yet.'
"Um Naruto?"
"Yes sir?"
"Um, do you know why I got kicked out of your mind?"
"Maybe it was the Kyuubi. I haven't met him yet but it sounds like something he would do."
"Ah I forgot about that. I guess we will have to do this the old fashioned way."
Inoichi gave Naruto a mental evaluation the old fashioned way without using jutsu and just talking to Naruto asking him questions, Rorschach tests, ect.
"Ok let me process these results real quick."
A Few Minutes Later
"Ok your mind looks healthy, you seem normal, and no weird things we should be worried about. You are free to go. Oh before I forget, I would like to Thank you. She came home late one day and I asked her why. She responded by telling me she was training. I asked her why she was training so hard and she responded '"Naruto inspired me to train harder. He is so strong that he is able to consistently beat Sasuke. I asked him what his secret was and he explained to me that he just trains hard to become stronger. He said he has been training for a long time so it is only natural he is that strong. I want to be strong like him daddy, then maybe he doesn't have to save me all the time."' She is less of a fangirl now and she is focusing more on being a kunoichi, I am really thankful since I was scared she would go off on a mission and not come back because she spent more time fawning over a boy than training. Oh and she stopped dieting because of some tips you gave her. Thank you again."
"Oh it's no problem, Ino was my first friend outside of the Orphanage. We are really close and I am happy to help one of my best friends if I can." said Naruto.
Naruto left the place with a Shunshin and started walking to his house thinking of things to do. While he was walking home he passed by Training ground 10 and felt the earth shake slightly. Since he had nothing else better to do he went to check it out. He walked over to the Training ground and saw a blonde girl wearing purple female clothing panting and sweating as she practiced her earth jutsu.
"Wow I have never seen you work this hard. I admit you look really hot right now."
Ino blushed since Naruto said she looked hot.
"N-Naruto-kun...W-what are you doing here?"
"Are you doing your Hinata impression on me?"
Ino smiled and started laughing.
"Oh I just came back from a C rank mission that went south."
"Can you tell me about it? I needed to take a small break anyways." Ino said.
Naruto lead her under a tree so she wouldn't be sitting out in the sun and handed her a water bottle he had on him that was unopened which he bought a few of when he passed a grocery store.
"Thank you Naruto-kun I was quite parched."
Naruto told her the details of the mission leaving out his personal mission to kill Gatō and Zabuza. Instead of telling her that he killed Gatō he said some mysterious person his age did it.
"Wow Naruto-kun you guys fought against an A-Rank missing nin?"
"Yah he was really strong he was able to fight off our 3 sensei at the same time."
"Wow I didn't think it was possible to take on 3 tokubetsu Jonin at the same time as an A rank missing nin."
"So have you guys gone on your C rank yet?"
"We are going to ask Hokage-sama tomorrow."
"Hey want to train together and share a few earth jutsu since we both use it?"
"Yes! Can you teach me that earth fist one that you used on Sasuke?"
"Only if you teach me that pit hole jutsu thing. I have some good plans for that jutsu."
Both Naruto and Ino were both teaching each other the two earth jutsu they said they would swap. They were also having some fun by messing around by like throwing dirt and other stuff at each other. What they didn't notice were 2 pairs of eyes watching them, one lavender and one brown.
An Hour Later
"That was pretty fun and by the way I want to try to add spikes to your pitfall trap."
"Oh spikes would be really cool but we can't use that in spars."
"Hey Ino want to go get some dinner or something? It's like 7:30."
"Are you asking me out on a date."
"What are you? Ami Jr.?"
"Hahaha seriously though Naruto that girl is really into you."
"I know, I'm not really looking for a relationship though. I'm only 12 and there is really no point in having those types of relationships at this age. So you want to go grab a bite?"
"Yah I understand. And sure you choose or I choose?"
"Uh I'll let you choose."
"Naruto-kun are you OK if we go to that one bakery near the Hokage tower?"
"The one across from Ichiraku's Ramen Stand?"
"Yah"
"Alright lets go!"
Naruto and Ino had a pleasant meal and had a good time talking about what he missed while he was off on the mission. While they were talking there were 2 mysterious female individuals eating in the same restaurant under a henge watching them. Naruto and Ino left the restaurant and Naruto began to escort Ino to her home. The two female stalkers found each other and decided traveling together would be better since 2 pairs eyes are better than 1.
"I seriously think those two are dating secretly behind our backs."
"W-why w-would they need to d-do it s-secretly?"
"Maybe they are already having sex and they don't want us to find out."
"N-nooooo! W-we m-must stall them so I c-can trade places with I-Ino."
"I thought you didn't think naughty thoughts about Naruto?"
The second stalker blushed madly.
Naruto successfully escorted Ino to her house and said hello to her parents and bid her farewell. The two stalkers were still following Naruto but one of them realized she needed to go home or Naruto would suspect something. The second stalker realized that Naruto was just going home so she really had no reason to stalk him so she also went home.
1 Week Later
Naruto did many things on his 1 week vacation but most of his hours were spent training either alone trying to learn new jutsu, or with Ino doing earth manipulation together, or training with Ami so he could get better at Suiton jutsu. Naruto also looked for Gekko Hayate and found him but he was unavailable to train him during Naruto's week off. Although he wasn't available for that week he told Naruto he would be available any other time. Naruto's main reason for practicing Suiton was so he could do the Kirigakure no Jutsu easier. After training with Ami for a bit a new person came to also better their Suiton affinity. Ami was not happy that the other person came because the other person was none other than Yamanaka Ino.
Flashback
"Hey I was walking by and I felt some chakra being used here. What are you guys doing?" said Ino.
"Oh she is helping me get better with Suiton jutsu."
"Can you also help me Ami? I have a minor affinity to Suiton and I wanted to get better at it."
"Sure." Ami said with a smile.
Inside of Ami she was furious.
'WHAT that girl already spends a lot of time with him doing earth jutsu then she comes over here and steals some one on one time who does she think she is?'
'Not only is she taking my time away from Naruto-kun but she is also getting stronger than me. Last time she beat me with her Doton now she is trying to learn Suiton on top of it. I don't want her to get stronger but I have no choice since Naruto might get mad if I deny her.'
End Flashback
Training Ino Yamanaka in Suiton proved to be a mistake for Ami. The girl couldn't keep her mouth shut and told Hinata and Sakura that they were training to improve their suiton manipulation. Hinata and Sakura who recently found out they had affinities for Suiton came to their next training session and gave Ami less alone time with Naruto. Naruto didn't mind having more people there in fact he enjoyed it more since more of his friends were there training with him. Inari and Tsunami moved in with Genma and Genma filled out Inari's application to enter the academy. Inari started going to Ninja Academy and also visited his "Naruto-niisan" a few times to get help to catch up to those who have been in the Academy for a few months than him.
1 Month Later
After that week Team 13 was back on active duty and were sent out for C rank missions. Fortunately the missions they went on didn't go south like the wave, all they had to deal with were bandits or D rank missing nin(Basically genin). They also trained and their sensei taught them some techniques that were useful. Naruto began working on shape manipulation and chakra control because he really wanted to complete the Kaze no Yaiba. It was difficult to learn that jutsu as a Konoha nin because the jutsu originated from Sunagakure and there were a few wind users in Konoha who copied it to an extent but no Konoha nin fully mastered the jutsu. Naruto felt he was getting closer to finally mastering the jutsu since he was already able to create a decently sized blade that could cut well but he needed to refine the edge of the wind blade to make it sharper. Currently Naruto would channel wind chakra into his hand and use shape manipulation to form a blade 6-7 inches that could cut most things but he needed to be able to channel more wind chakra and use shape manipulation to create a thinner blade so it could be longer and also have more cutting power. Naruto also was able to get Gekko Hayate to train him in Kenjutsu. Hayate was surprised to see that Naruto had the Kubikiribōchō. Although Hayate was a Konoha's resident kenjutsu master he also didn't know much about Zanbatos he told Naruto he would ask his girlfriend and Naruto could go ask Konoha's best black smith for more information. Naruto did as instructed and went to the store called 10/10 Best Armory. Naruto thought the stores name was quite funny before walking in.
Flashback
"Hello welcome to 10/10 Best Armory. My name is Tenten and how may I help you?"
"HAHAHAHA! You are fucking with me right?"
"What?"
"Your name is Tenten and you work in 10/10 Best Armory."
"If you are just going to stand there and make fun of my name and my father's shops name you might as well leave."
"I'm sorry but I thought this place wasn't real when Hayate-sensei told me to come here."
"Oh you are Hayate's student?"
"Kind of he is helping me learn Kenjutsu but he doesn't know how to use the weapon I want to use."
"What kind of weapon is it?"
"A Zanbato."
"I don't think we sell those."
"I have one at home, I did a little research about zanbatos and the Kubikiribōchō caught my eye. Do you know anything about it?"
"Why yes, I researched all the Legendary Swordsmen of the Mist's weapons. Apparently it is a sword that can only be used by a Ninja swordsman. It was created to be very large and very heavy so people who can't use chakra can't wield it. The whole sword from tip to end of its fully extended telescoping hilt is 8 and a half feet long. The only way to get full control of the weapon is to kill its previous owner. It is also known as the Bloody blade of the mist or Kiri Ryūketsu no yaiba because it has a special ability to regenerate it's metal using blood. The current user of the blade is Momochi Zabuza who is said to be the best user of the weapon ever. It is said that if you are the current owner of the sword and you channel chakra into the blade it becomes very light to you and you are able to do amazing feats with the large weapon. There have been rumors that the Kubikiribōchō looked different when it was being wielded by its previous owner but those were only rumors and nobody could prove it."
"I think I'm falling in love."
"Well that's too bad since I am interested in some other guy."
"I was just kidding, you seem to really like weapons."
"Yes my fighting style revolves heavily around Fūinjutsu and weapons. I currently am a long range specialist but I want to learn kenjutsu so I can learn to fight in close quarters."
"Wow i'm impressed. I'm just your everyday shinobi who uses Taijutsu and Ninjutsu. I have learned a little Fūinjutsu but nothing big. I also use this really unorthodox weapon but that's not a big deal."
"Oh, can I see it?"
"Sure I have it on a seal on my arm."
Naruto channeled chakra to the seal on his right arm which summoned the Sairentoburēdo and Tenten was in awe at the weapon. She had seen people use retractable blades on their arms but this blade wasn't retractable It was just a large blade strapped on Naruto's arm. She also looked at the craftsmanship of the weapon and noticed that It was very well made.
"Wow this weapon is cool."
"Hey Tenten what are you doing?" said the man who came out of the back
"Nothing this boy was just asking about Zanbatos and stuff and he said he used an unorthodox weapon and I wanted to see it."
The man walked over and looked over Naruto's blade. For some weird reason the blade seemed very familiar to him.
"Where did you get this?"
"It is a prototype weapon that I found."
"How do you put that thing away? It isn't retractable."
"That's why I love seals. I have a seal on my forearm that summons it."
"Anyways what do you need kid?"
"I was just talking to Tenten about the Kubikiribōchō and I was wondering if you had a book of katas for a Zanbato?"
"Actually I have one but it isn't for sale. I used to go to Kiri a lot before the civil war and buy books there and I bought this book since it was created by the Zanbato users of the Legendary Swordsmen of the Mist: Momochi Zabuza, Hoshigaki Kisame, Hozuki Mangetsu, and Suikazan Fuguki. It was actually the last copy at the store, I got in a brawl with 10 people to get the book."
"Damn, I really wanted to learn how to use a Zanbato but nobody in Konoha knows how to use a Zanbato."
"Hey why don't I let you borrow the book. You seem like a nice kid."
"You would do that for me?"
"Yah sure why not. But can you ask Hayate to teach my daughter kenjutsu? I overhead that he was teaching you."
"I will ask him sir then I'll come back with an answer."
Tenten's dad gave Naruto the book to borrow and Naruto ran to find Hayate. After finding Hayate and telling him that Tenten's dad let him borrow a book with Zanbato katas written by the Zanbato users of the Legendary Swordsmen of the Mist he decided he would also train Tenten.
End Flashback
Naruto and Tenten began training under Hayate to learn Kenjutsu. Naruto knew he couldn't bring the Kubikiribōchō since Tenten would definitely notice it so he looked through his armory at his home and found a sword similar size of the Kubikiribōchō. The only difference between the two blades were the slight difference on the tip and that the Zanbato from the armory was heavier than the Kubikiribōchō after Naruto channeled his own chakra into the blade. Naruto decided that if he were to use a heavier blade then swich to a lighter one it would just be like training with weights so he didn't try to lighten the blade or anything. Naruto had learned a lot about Zanbatos in the past month but he had a very hard time wielding the weapon because it was too large for him. He copied down the katas of the whole book on a scroll of his and returned the book back to Tenten's dad and decided that when he was taller he would attempt to use the weapon again.
It was already October 6 months after Naruto and his friends had graduated from the academy. Naruto knew his birthday was coming up but he didn't really care much since he just went out to eat with all his friends and sensei during his past birthdays. He didn't know that he would get more than his usual presents during this years birthday.
10 days Later Naruto's Birthday
Naruto had his party at the same place he has it every year which was the Chouji's favorite BBQ place. Naruto had it there every year since he knew how much his robust friend loved that place and it was well liked by all of his friends. Those who were attending were Kiba, Akamaru, Shino, Shikamaru, Chouji, Shinin, Kenji, Ino, Inari, Sakura, Hinata, Ami, Aoba, Asuma, Kurenai, Kakashi, Genma, Tsunami, and Raido. Sasuke was invited but like always he didn't come. He got presents from everyone and he realized most of his gifts were either clothing or some books which they thought he would enjoy. Naruto thanked everyone for his gifts but when he went to thank the Jonin sensei he realized they were gone and there were feathers hitting the ground from a bird that seemed to be balding or something because It wouldn't stop dropping feathers.
Meeting Hall 7
The Hokage sent out the signal for a meeting for those Tokubetsu Jonin rank and up. Shortly after sending out the signal many shinobi wearing green flak jackets shunshined in. The Hokage waited for everyone to be in the room before he decided to talk. After 5 minutes every single Jonin and Tokubetsu Jonin dropped what ever they were doing and went to the meeting hall.
"Hello everyone. It is that time of the year again, the Chunin Exams. Would anyone like to put their team through the chunin exams? Remember there are other ways for your genin to get promoted but this is the fastest way if they are good enough."
Kakashi and other jonin sensei did the tiger seal with one hand and spoke first.
"I Hatake Kakashi recommend my team, Team 7 for the Chunin exams."
"I Yuuhi Kurenai recommend my team, Team 8 for the Chunin exams."
"I Maito Gai recommend my team, Team 9 for the Chunin exams."
"I Sarutobi Asuma recommend my team, Team 10 for the Chunin exams."
"We Yamashiro Aoba, Shiranui Genma, and Namiashi Raido recommend our team, Team 13 for the Chunin exams." said Team 13's sensei.
"I Toku Kabaitate recommend my team comprised of Kabuto Yakushi, Misumi Tsurugi, and Yoroi Akado for the Chunin exams."
Many other teams recommended their team to join the chunin exams. Approximately 24 more Konoha teams were recommended to take the chunin exams.
"Hokage-Sama! How can you let those rookies join the Chunin exams only 6 months after they graduated? I was their teacher and I know they were one of the more talented bunch but I don't think they're ready!"
"They are no longer your students Iruka, They are my soldiers." said Kakashi.
"Still the Chunin exams are dangerous and you all know it. They could die!."
"Enough Iruka, If they feel they are ready then you can't do anything about it. Ok so Teams 7-10, 13, and Kabaitate's team are going to be signed up for the chunin exams in a week."
With the Rookies
The rookies were wondering where the Jonin sensei disappeared to so they went to their favorite hangout spot, the park. They were just hanging out until they boys decided they wanted to spar. Unsurprisingly nobody wanted to spar against Naruto, they all knew he was way stronger than they were. Kiba wanted to fight his teammate since Shino always beat him using the beetles. It was no surprise when Kiba lost because it is hard for a pure taijutsu close range fighter to fight an Aburame without the ability to clear out his beetles. Shikamaru thought it was troublesome to spar so he asked Naruto to sub for him against Chouji. Since Naruto wanted to be fair he made it a Taijutsu only spar.
Chouji vs Naruto
Chouji charged forward to get some momentum. Chouji tried to land a right straight into a left hook combo on Naruto to start the fight. Naruto moved to the right to dodge the right straight and blocked his left hook with his right hand. Naruto used his free left hand to land a powerful left straight on Chouji's face. The blow caused Chouji to stagger a bit. Naruto capitalized on Chouji staggering by giving him a heavy right head kick. Chouji got rocked from the power of the kick and moved backwards with his hands covering his face. Naruto dashed forward giving Chouji a heavy spinning side kick to the stomach. Chouji spilled his lunch at the power of the kick.
"Hey you alright man?" said Naruto.
"I surrender." said Chouji who was in pain.
"My bad Chouji, I'll get you some food later alright?" said Naruto
Chouji perked up slightly at the mention of food.
The guys decided after Chouji spilled his lunch that they probably shouldn't spar.
Shortly after they decided to not spar their Jonin sensei came back and split them up into their teams. They gave them their permission slips to fill out if they want to join the Chunin exams.
Next Day
Naruto had already filled out his permission slip and was counting the days until the chunin exams. Naruto knew that it would be very difficult to become a hokage as a Genin so he knew if he got promoted then his chances of becoming hokage will increase. Naruto was just walking around until he ran into his fanclub called the Konohamaru Corps but he noticed there was one new recruit.
"Hey Konohamaru what's up?"
"Nothing much Boss." said Konohamaru.
"You should go train so you can be strong."
"Ebisu told us to take a break today. Can you play ninja with us?" said Konohamaru.
"Eh playing ninja? I'm not sure."
"Cmon Naruto-niisan play with us." said the new recruit.
"Wait Inari? Why are you hanging out with these guys?"
"I met Konohamaru in the academy and I told him about you and he said he runs a Naruto fanclub so I joined."
"Oh, I see. How is your mom?"
"She is doing good. She is a lot happier now that we moved here to the leaf, She spends a lot of time sleeping or something in the bedroom."
Naruto turned bright red since he walked in on Tsunami and Genma once.
"Anyways Naruto-niisan will you play ninja with us?"
"Why would a ninja play Ninja? Especially our generations strongest graduate." said Sakura.
"Eh, don't tell me you don't play with children some times Sakura."
"Is she your..." said Konohamaru while pointing at his pinkey.
"OH, HELL NO!" said Naruto.
Konohamaru then put his hand to cover his mouth and whispered in Naruto's ear.
"Good, you could do so much better boss. I mean look at her she has no ass or boobs not like those girls in the magazine you showed me." said Konohamaru but he didn't whisper quietly enough because Sakura was fuming.
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT TITS AND ASS YOU ARE LIKE 8!" yelled Sakura as she charged towards Konohamaru.
"Oh fuck run! Hell has no fury like a titless woman scorned. RUN!" Naruto yelled.
Naruto and the Konohamaru Corps were running like their lives depended on it.
While running Konohamaru would look back and laugh because it was quite funny seeing Sakura angry. Sadly his fun ended when he slammed into a large black thing.
"What the fuck? That hurt kid." said the guy wearing a loose black onesie with cat ears and had makeup on his face.
The guy wearing the weird clothes grabbed Konohamaru by the collar and lifted him up.
"Got anything to say ya little shit?" said the man in the onesie.
"Yah you better put me down or my boss will beat the makeup off your face."
"IT'S NOT MAKE UP! IT IS WARPAINT. HAVEN'T YOU SEEN BRAVEHEART?!"
"Hey seriously though, put him down now. If you don't let him down I will embarrass you in front of your beautiful teammate."
Temari blushed upon seeing Naruto, even thought she was 3 years older than him she thought he was pretty cute and his outfit looked pretty good. It didn't help that he called her beautiful.
"I don't feel like it, why don't you make me instead of hitting on my sister."
Naruto began to slowly walk towards Kankuro. Kankuro tried to use his chakra threads to trip Naruto. Naruto kept walking like nothing happened.
"W-what how?"
"Aww cmon, I can't believe you thought that would work." said Naruto.
Naruto kept walking forward and put his right hand on Kankuro's shoulder. Quickly Naruto used his left hand to catch a rock that was thrown in that direction.
"Your assistance is not required Sasuke."
"Are all Konoha guys good looking? I might move here, all the guys in Suna are ugly and are pussies."
Naruto then squeezed really hard on Kankuro's shoulder forcing him to drop Konohamaru.
"Hey Konohamaru why don't you go play with your friends somewhere else. There are a lot of assholes walking around today."
Naruto then let go of Kankuro's shoulder and walked past him to talk to Temari.
"Man it must suck to live with this guy huh. He is such a loser, how can a hottie like you even be related to this loser?"
"HEY I'M RIGHT HERE!"
"Yah, Shut up already. Sorry about that interruption, that guy is quite rude."
"It's OK i'm used to that guy. It sucks to live with him. I'm glad that I don't have to stay in the same hotel room as him." said Temari.
"Why don't you save some money and stay in my house?"
Temari blushed and began imagining what they would do in his house.
"I'm just messing with you, Ami would kill me if I brought another girl home."
"Naughty Konoha-nin hitting on other girls when they have a girlfriend."
"You live with Ami?" said Sakura.
Sakura was not aware Ami lived with Naruto since she was never invited to their house. She and Naruto weren't really close so she was never invited and nobody told her that Ami lived there.
"Girlfriend? Who said she was my girlfriend?"
"You live with someone that isn't your girlfriend?" said Sakura and Temari.
"She is an old friend of mine. Oh by the way do you need anyone to escort you to your hotel? I wouldn't mind spending more time with a pretty girl such as yourself."
"THAT'S IT! STOPPING IGNORING ME TO HIT ON MY SISTER!" yelled Kankuro while taking off the heavily bandaged object on his back.
"Seriously Kankuro, you are going to use the Karasu?" said Temari.
"Just get on with it, Attack me with your blow up doll."
"THIS ISN'T A BLOW UP DOLL! IT IS A PUPPET CREATED BY SASORI OF THE RED SAND."
"Cool, I still don't give a fuck."
"RAHHHH!" yelled Kankuro
"Shut up Kankuro, or I'll kill you. You are a disgrace to Suna shinobi." said the mysterious red haired ninja hanging upside down from the tree.
"G-G-Gaara..."
Gaara shunshined next to his siblings and looked at Naruto.
"Thank you, he is fucking annoying man. Anyways what was your name cutie? My name is Uzumaki Naruto."
"Suna no Temari."
"Do you want to know my name?" said Kankuro.
"Not, really."
"How about me?" said Gaara.
"I already know your name. Fatass over there said it." said Naruto pointing at Kankuro.
"You aren't going to ask me what my name is?" said Sasuke who jumped down from the tree.
"Who are you again? You just came out of nowhere." said Kankuro.
Sasuke had a tick mark on his head.
"You know what, you aren't half bad. I'm starting to like you." said Naruto to Kankuro.
"Don't you guys want to know my name?" said Sasuke for the second time.
He received no response and saw Naruto and the other Suna nin walk off.
"It's Ok Sasuke-kun If you want I can say your name over and over again after our date." said Sakura.
"I refuse to go on a date with you Sakura. I will never want to go on a date with you. Can't you ever get that through that thick forehead of yours? Kami you'd think there would be something in that huge head of hers." said Sasuke before he walked off.
Sakura was sitting there crying and replaying what Sasuke just said to her.
'Why doesn't anyone want me? I try so hard for Sasuke-kun and he doesn't even care about me.'
"Hey Sakura you alright?" said Kiba who happened to walk by and saw Sakura crying on the floor.
"Kiba...Sasuke...said..." was all Sakura could say while she was crying on Kiba.
"Don't listen to what ever Sasuke said Ok. If he put you down or whatever don't listen to him. He is just an asshole."
"Thank you, Kiba for being here for me." said Sakura after she calmed down a bit.
"No problem, I mean what are friends for?"
"You think of me as your friend? Even after all the times I hit you or said names about you."
"Hey you should see me and Naruto, I swear that guy wants to get in my sister's pants. But we are still like best friends."
Sakura laughed remembering how Kiba and Naruto are close friends yet they fight a lot.
With Naruto
Naruto was with the sand siblings talking to them and guiding them around Konoha.
"So how is it like in Suna? I know I would be pissed if I lived in the desert."
"Honestly it is a pain, do you know how hard it is for me to keep my skin looking this good in the desert? I spend so much money on lotions and stuff because it is really dry in Suna." said Temari.
"Suna is the only place that uses puppets so I like it there. The sand is really annoying but ever since I started wearing this suit the sand never gets inside anymore since there are no openings."
"So that is why you wear that stupid suit. How about you Temari, how do you wear such revealing clothing with all the sand around?"
Temari blushed because she wore those types of clothes to try to get a guy to ask her out but nobody had the balls to.
"Uh...I-I...I wear 2 p-pairs of underwear."
It got awkwardly quiet for a second since nobody actually expected her to answer.
"Well your hotel is right here. Gaara you should talk more often I don't think I heard you say a single word since you told Kankuro to shut the fuck up. Oh well later!" said Naruto before he left.
Training Ground 9
"Did you hear that all of the rookies of this year will participate in the chunin exams?" said Lee.
"They're sending their genin to their deaths." said Tenten.
"I hear Gai-sensei's eternal rival Kakashi is sending a team in. They are probably the team to watch out for." said Lee.
"Probably, I hear they have the last loyal Uchiha on that team. I would like to see which of our eyes are better." said Neji.
"Do you guys know which team some kid named Uzumaki Naruto is on?" said Tenten.
"Uh who is that?" said Lee.
"I have never heard of that guy before." said Neji.
"Uh he came to my dad's store looking for a book of katas for a Zanbato. I also trained with him a little under Gekko Hayate." said Tenten.
"How strong is he?" said Lee.
"He is probably not that impressive." said Neji.
"I don't know how strong he really is but he can swing around an 8 foot blade with moderate difficulty. That must count for something." said Tenten.
Date of Chunin Exams
"Hey guys what room were we supposed to go to again?" said Naruto.
"Uh like 301 or 310 I don't know." said Kenji.
"Naruto-kun I'm pretty sure It's 301. Do you think we will do well in the chunin exams?"
"Of course Ami-chan, we are probably the strongest of the rookie teams."
Naruto and his team walked up 1 flight of stairs and noticed there was a huge crowd of people there. Naruto and his team moved closer to see what was going on. Naruto saw Tenten and some kid with a bowl cut getting beat by 2 guys who looked really similar to the gate guards.
"Hey Tenten-chan." said Naruto while waving.
"Hey Naruto."
"Who is she Naruto?" said Ami.
"Oh her dad let me borrow a rare book of katas and we did a little training under Hayate-sensei."
"Well cya later Tenten. Good luck getting in that room. We will go walk around aimlessly until they finally let us through." said Naruto.
"Ok bye Naruto." said Tenten.
'He's an odd one, I guess he found out the genjutsu."
Naruto started to walk to where stairs would be if they were there.
"Where are you going Naruto-kun."
"Cmon Ami, you are our genjutsu user. Didn't you notice the genjutsu?"
"I...Uh...was distracted." said Ami sadly.
"It's fine, just pay attention from now on." said Naruto.
Team 13 started walking up the stairs which were covered by the genjutsu.
"Hey! Who are you trying to fool with that stupid genjutsu." was heard from down the stairs.
"Well I guess someone would point it out eventually." said Kenji.
Room 301
"Hmm this room doesn't have many people in it yet." said Naruto.
There were only a few teams that saw through the genjutsu and quietly went up the stairs without causing a scene. Shortly after Team 13 arrived at the classroom a shit load of students came into the room.
"I guess they turned off the genjutsu downstairs." said Ami.
Naruto and his team were looking around for people that they knew but none of the other rookies had arrived yet.
"Naruto!" yelled someone behind Naruto.
Naruto turned to see who was calling him and it was Tenten.
"Hey Tenten, why were you guys pretending to get beat up by those 2."
"Oh nothing, we just wanted to hide our strength but Lee ruined it. Oh by the way this is my teammate Neji."
"Hello Naruto-san, my name is Hyuuga Neji."
"Why hello there. My name is Uzumaki Naruto. Nice to meet you."
"Same with yourself."
"Oh where's your other teammate?"
"He said he had to do something real quick." said Tenten.
"Oh I forgot to introduce my team. This is Kenji and Ami and we make up Team 13."
Ami and Kenji shook hands with Tenten and Neji.
"Wait are you the same Uzumaki Naruto that is friends with Hinata?"
"Yah, Why? Oh wait you guys must be related."
"She is my cousin, she told me you saved her from some academy students when she was like 7."
"Oh yah, I did."
"Interesting."
Team 13 and Team 9 just hung out for a while and told stories about previous missions.
"You guys are already here?" said a voice from behind them.
"Oh hey Ino." said Naruto.
"Akamaru are you ready to kick some ass!?" was heard from where the stairs were.
"It seems Team 10 and Team 8 are here."
"Yah, I still think this is too troublesome." said Shikamaru.
"Kiba is so loud." said Ino.
The group started to get bigger and bigger as Team 10 and Team 8 joined the group of Team 13 and Team 9. Neji from team 9 was slightly hostile to Hinata but only Naruto was able to notice.
'Why is he so hostile with her? They are related right?'
"Hey guys ima go wait over in the side so I can jump on Sasuke and kiss him on the cheek when he gets here. I'm going to make Sakura so jealous." said Ino.
"Alright I hope it works out for you." said Naruto as she went to the side.
Lee eventually came into the room looking slightly roughed up.
"Hey who are you guys?" said Lee.
"I am Uzumaki Naruto and I'm on team 13."
They all said their names and what teams they were on.
"I wonder where Team 7 went." said Naruto.
"Oh uh, I got in a scuffle with the Uchiha."
"Nice, did you kick his ass?" said Naruto.
The other rookies snickered since nobody really liked the Uchiha.
"Yes, I did. Do you guys not like the Uchiha?"
"Hes a dick." said Kiba.
"He isn't that great." said Naruto.
This caught Team 9's ear.
"He isn't that great? Isn't he the rookie of the year?"
"So that doesn't really mean anything." said Naruto.
"Sure you can say that, none of us can beat him except you." said Kiba.
"Yosh! Naruto is exploding in Youthfullness, taking on the rookie of the year and winning. You must teach me how to defeat the rookie of the year, I have not yet been able to defeat my rookie of the year."
"Um... I guess just train hard and improve your fighting style? And I guess learn your enemies weakness?"
"Yosh Naruto is very youthful I will use your tips to beat my rookie of the year. If I cannot beat him the next time I challenge him I will run 500 laps around training area 9 on my hands!"
"Lee you won't be able to beat me."
"Oh you are the rookie of the year of Lee's year." said Naruto.
"Yes, fate has decreed that I am superior to Lee."
"Well that is an odd way of thinking."
Team 7 showed up while the rookies were talking to Team 9. Sasuke did not look pleased and sported a swollen cheek.
"Ouch, Lee didn't lie when he said he kicked your ass. So hows your ego? Does it need a bandage?" said Naruto with a big smirk on his face."
Sasuke was so angry he inadvertently had his sharingan out. Suddenly a blonde/purple blur was racing towards him. With his active sharingan he could see it coming in slow motion. Ino was running towards him with a smirk that turned into a smoochy face. Sasuke was scared now, he needed to find an escape but his body wouldn't be able to move in time to escape the fangirl. There are different tiers of fangirls, there are the shit tier fangirls who are fangirls but they don't really do anything about it, average fangirls which ask for a dates on occasion but they don't try to force it, good fangirls which can range from stalkers and slightly obsessive fangirls who try to force the guy on a date or ask for dates every time they see them, then there are the professional fan girls these fan girls are usually the crazies who spend a lot of time creating strategies to trap the guy. Ino in this moment made a professional fangirl tier play since Sasuke literally was unable to do anything until a genius idea hit him. Ino jumped in the air and was descending on Sasuke.
Sasuke quickly ran through a few hand seals and chose his target.
Ino had her eyes closed while she was soaring in the air her arms moving to trap her target and kiss him on the cheek. Ino landed on her target wrapped her arms around him and kissed him where his cheek was supposed to be. But it didn't feel like a cheek at all, it was not very flat like and it was far too tender to be a cheek. When Ino opened her eyes she was met with bug eyed blone haired blue eyed boy instead of the black haired black eyed boy who was her target. Also she was not kissing him in the cheek at all. All of the rookies looked in shock, they weren't sure what just happened there since Sasuke was standing there one second then Naruto was there and Ino was kissing him. Ino looked at Naruto in shock for a little while before everything sunk in. Her reaction was something that shocked everyone watching even more. Ino who still had her arms around Naruto's neck pulled him in for another kiss but this time it wasn't just a quick peck but a full out make out session. This not only drew the attention of their fellow rookies and Team 9 but everyone who ended up turning around and seeing them.
After around 8-10 minutes Ami realized what was going on and was fuming. She walked over to the 2 that were making out and separated them forcefully before kissing Naruto herself. It didn't last long because she was pushed off by Hinata who entered a juken stance causing the purple haired girl to back off before she claimed a kiss for herself. Naruto's brain was overloaded with what just happened and he just fell over unconscious.
"What the fuck just happened?!" yelled Sakura.
"Lucky bastard!" yelled Kiba.
"Yosh! Naruto is overflowing in youthfulness, Sakura-san we must show them our youthfulness!" said Lee as he tried to steal a kiss but his lips met her fist.
"Troublesome blondes."
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"That was not expected." said Shino.
Some of the others looking at them from a distance had interesting thoughts.
'Wow, I didn't know Naruto was a player.' thought a sandy blonde from Suna.
'Man I am 2 years older than that kid and he goes and makes out with 3 attractive girls.' thought the man wearing a onesie with a cat earred hood.
'Mother I do not think any girl would want to do that to me. Mother stop, I will not force myself on a girl.'
"Hey you guys are attracting all the attention of everyone here. I really recommend for you not to do that but since you guys are rookies I guess it can't be helped."
"Who are you? Aren't you a little old to be taking the chunin exams?" said Kiba.
"This is my 8th time attempting to take the exams. The previous 7 times didn't go so well for me."
"Dude you must suck." said Kiba.
"Ah, I prefer the term unfortunate. Anyways I thought I could help you guys since we are from the same village and being a rookie in these exams paints a target on your back."
"What can you do to help us? You failed 7 times, you are trash." said Sasuke.
"I have these cards, they can tell you certain things about the chunin exam. For example if you would like to know about certain participants you can tell me their name and I will let you know more about them."
"Uzumaki Naruto, The red headed kid from Suna, Rock Lee, and Kenji from Konoha."
Naruto chose this moment to wake up after being unconscious.
"Ok here is the first card."
Uzumaki Naruto
Age: 13
Missions completed: S:0 A:1 B:1 C: 5: D: 51
Taijutsu:
Ninjutsu:
Genjutsu:
Other Information: Uzumaki Naruto graduated his class in the middle of the pack. Although he is a seemingly average ninja it has been said that in taijutsu spars he consistently beats and humiliates the rookie of the year Uchiha Sasuke.
"Impressive a Genin with an A rank mission completed. But for some weird reason I don't have any information on his abilities." said Kabuto.
Sabaku no Gaara
Age: 13
Missions completed: S:0 A:0 B:2 C:8 D:0
Taijutsu:
Ninjutsu:
Genjutsu:
Other Information: Has yet to receive a scratch from his missions.
"No way how can he not get scratched on a B rank mission?" said Kiba.
"I don't know but my cards never lie." said Kabuto.
Rock Lee
Age: 14
Missions completed S:0 A:0 B:0 C:11 D:30
Taijutsu: 4/5
Ninjutsu: 0/5
Genjutsu: 1/5
Other Information: Unfortunately is unable to perform ninjutsu or genjutsu due to a deformity in his chakra coils. He is still able to dispel genjutsu but that is all he has other than taijutsu. He studied under Maito Gai which helped him improve his taijutsu.
"Wow that sucks no Ninjutsu. It would be quite hard for him to become a jonin since you need to know ninjutsu to take the exam." said Naruto.
"I will work 100 times as hard to get to the highest rank i can. If they will not let me become Jonin I will dazzle them with my youthfulness and change their mind."
"Kabuto do you know which village those guys are from?" said Kiba pointing at the sound nin.
"Uh they are from a new village called Otogakure. I wouldn't expect much from them since they are a new village."
This statement pissed off the 3 sound nin as they ran at him and tried to kick Kabuto's ass. The sound nin with the spiky hair and the female sound nin forced Kabuto to fight in close quarters with their other member by throwing projectiles to control his movement. The other member who looked like a mummy threw a punch at Kabuto but missed. But apparently there was more to his attack than everyone knew because Kabuto's glasses broke and he threw up and couldn't stand for a second.
"Stop talking shit about our village or we will kill you." Threatened the Mummy looking shinobi.
"Hey everyone shut the fuck up or I will disqualify you. And you ugly ass mummy in the back keep your hands to yourself before I cut them off and send you back to your shit hole village." yelled a very tall man aproximately 6'4" wearing a black trench coat.
A/N: Here we go Chunin exam time. I will probably keep exam 1 the same pretty much but in exam 2 im debating on whether Team 13 should breeze through the 2nd exam by getting their scroll and peacing the fuck out or staying to eliminate the other teams. Naruto will not be fighting Orochimaru, Im debating whether he should fight the sound nin though. Anyways if you would like to leave a suggestion or just a "Hey whats up?" or a "Cool story bro." or something like that just leave a review. I read every single review and try to send you back a PM if you had a question that needed to be answered. If you like the story feel free to favorite or follow it. Thanks for reading.