Zach swallowed thickly as he stared at the front of his house, crutches hanging over his shoulder. Ashley, back in her gladiatorial attire, glanced down at the boy and put her arm around his shoulder.
"Nervous?"
The boy glanced up, leaning closer unconsciously. "I... yeah. I never thought they'd notice I was gone..."
"I hate to say I told you so, but... I told you so." She chuckled as he lightly elbowed her side. "Kidding! I'm just kidding... Look, don't be nervous, right? Just tell them what we agreed on. You went out for a walk, and some guys pulled you into a car. There's gonna be an investigation, but that's okay. Just remember that you were blindfolded for most of the time, until finally, while they were walking you somewhere in town, you took off into the crowd and lost them before finding your way home. Throw in some stuff about how you were so scared and stuff. Then, badabing, badaboom-life goes on."
He nodded and nuzzled her side. "Are you... gonna go in with me? To see mom and dad?"
She grimaced. "I... I want to. Honest I do, but... North and Bunny talked to me about it, and they said that it would probably be best if I didn't... I'm technically dead, I guess, so... that might cause a big scene and all. You know how Dad is when it comes to ghosts and spirits and crap. He doesn't play around... He'd end up hiring a priest, getting some holy water, salt, some silver crucifixes, and he'd make sure everyone knew he saw his daughters ghost. It'd just be a real big scene, and you know I hate those."
His lips tugged down. "So... I guess this is goodbye...? Am I ever gonna see you again...?" He sounded pretty broken up when he asked her that, so... it probably didn't do much good when she cracked up. Zach pushed her with a scowl. "I'm being serious!"
"I know, I know," She chortled, a wide grin on her face as she waved him off, "I'm sorry, just... That was the stupidest question that has ever come out of your mouth! Am I ever gonna see you again?" She mimicked before breaking into another fit of giggles. "God, I thought I raised you to be smart." She shook her head and grinned. "Zach, I don't think you quite understand yet. You. Are. My. Baby. What, you think I'm just gonna go and abandon you now that I'm friends with Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy, and have a pet reindeer? No! I've got stuff to do and people to help, sure, but I'll always make time for you. Always."
He gave a small smile. "Promise?"
"Cross my heart and hope to die," She confirmed. Kneeling down on one knee and holding her arms open, she chuckled, "Now come here and give me a hug before ya start crying on me, you little bugger!"
He all but jumped into her arms, making her fall back onto her butt with a grunt. Burying his face in her neck, he inhaled deeply, "I really do love you, Ashley," He mumbled, "I know sometimes you worry about me, and that maybe you messed me up somehow-but I swear... you're the best thing that's ever happened to me."
A lump jumped up in her throat, and she wrapped her arm tightly, protectively, around his middle and the other cupping the back of his head. God, the things that kid did to her... "I love you, too," She mumbled quietly into his ear, "And I'm gonna tell you something sappy that I've never said out loud, and if you tell anyone I said this I'll outright deny it, but: Out of all the stuff I've done, all the idiotic or heroic crap I've ever did, the thing I'm most proud of is you, and... Are you smelling me...?"
He jerked his head back, a light blush on his face. "I don't know how long it's gonna be until I see you again!" He defended, "I'm trying to memorize it!"
She snorted and grinned teasingly. "It's not like I'm not gonna be gone for a year, kiddo, sheesh! And why would you want to memorize the smell of sweat, anyways?"
"You don't smell like sweat... You smell like... Like a campfire and... a cigar, sort of. I'm not sure why, but it's sorta fruity...? It's a little girly, but only a little on the side of all the smoke and trees and stuff..." She raised a brow, causing him to blush darker with embarrassment and lightly hit her shoulder. "Stop looking at me like that!"
"Methinks you're losing it, bud," She teased, laughing as he buried his face back into her shoulder, "I'm just playing..."
He huffed and lightly head butted her. "You're a butt."
"But I'm your butt," She reminded lightly before putting her hand on the boy's shoulder and reminding him gently, "And you've got some stuff to do, now, without your butt there with ya."
Zach heaved a sigh and pulled away, a solemn look on his face. "I know... I'll see you soon...?"
"Count on it." She confirmed with a grin before kissing his forehead. "I love you, Zach... Stay out of trouble and keep on keepin' on, okay...?"
He hummed and nodded before standing up with the female gladiator, muttering a quiet, "Okay." He limped through the yard to the back door, only to pause and look back. He gave a small smile and waved, only to giggle under his breath when she stuck her tongue out at him. Zach threw her another one of those looks-the one filled with love and adoration that made her feel like she was on top of the world-before opening the door and stepping inside.
Ashley started counting in her head. She got to four before a loud, girly squeal came from inside the house, and the girl chuckled and shook her head to herself as a deeper, though equally girly squeal followed.
"My dad, man... He's a nut." She breathed she walked back into the woods, where Jack and Aleksei were waiting. North had wanted to come, but the second they took a step into the ice cave, the huge man had started tearing up... He'd really taken a liking to Zach, and he'd gotten pretty used to the boy being around. So, as you can imagine, they figured it would be best if the large man said his goodbyes there and stayed... It was for the best, really. Christmas was coming soon, after all.
Aleksei stepped forward and nuzzled the top of Ashley's head, causing her to laugh as she reached up to pat his neck.
As the girl neared the winter spirit, he slid his arms around her waist and hugged her. Naturally, she didn't mind it and leaned right into it, but... come on. This was Ashley, here. She couldn't let the guy off without teasing him. It was practically tradition by now.
"Oh, gettin' all intimate now that the kid's gone, huh?" She grinned as a light blush dusted his cheeks. "I can dig it... No sex in the woods, though."
His whole face turned bright red, and she laughed as he lightly bonked her upside the head with his staff. "What's wrong with you?!"
"Everything," She stuck her tongue out. "Come on, Frost, get with the times! Sexual jokes are the shit nowadays for people your age. Work with me here on this one, would ya...?"
He threw his arms up in the air. "Why-Who jokes about stuff like that?!"
Ashley snorted and leaned against a tree before beginning to count on her fingers. "Oh, kids, teens, a lot of guys, me, and only about every single comedian ever." And, deciding to try to humor him, she added, "And I was just joking, by the way, about the no sex in the woods thing..." She faltered as the meaning of her words hit her, and she jumped up at the same time he did, waving her arms around. "Wait, wait, wait! I-uh... I meant, like, the whole thing was a joke. Err, not a joke, but like... uhm... am I making this any better...?"
He slapped his palm to his forehead and slowly shook his head. "Nope... not even a little bit."
Ashley's face warmed up a bit as she rubbed the back of her neck. "Okay, uh... Bear with me on this one, babe, I don't really-this is-I've never been this unsmooth..." She put her hands together and moved them for emphasis. "I said that to make you blush, I didn't mean it. No sex..." She paused before adding, "Yet.. maybe... I dunno." She faltered as a thought hit her. "Do you even know about the birds and the bees...? I mean, that was like, what, three hundred years ago? Did you ever do the sex ed. class and put a condom on a banana or do you know from experience or not at all...?"
He gave her a bewildered look as his face turned even darker. She didn't even know he could get that dark. "What-Yeah, I know how it works!" He defended exasperatedly, "We weren't cavemen! And... what's a condom...?"
She tried not to laugh as she looked up at the sky. "Oh, Lawdy... I'm corrupting an innocent soul, aren't I?"
Daring to glance over, she saw his eyebrows rise into his hair. "Wait... You aren't... you know..." He trailed off uncertainly. He... he really needed to learn that, sometimes, she was more oblivious than a brick wall.
"Christian?" She raised a brow. "Yeah. I thought we went over this. Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus and what not..."
"No, no, no, I mean..." He bit his lip and shoved his hand in his pocket, twisting his staff with the other. "Uh..."
Aleksei walked up next to her, and she swore he rose a furry brow, when it hit her. Oh. Oh. "Uh... are you talking about...?" She trailed off and balanced the trident against her before making a hand into a circle and putting a single finger through the hole. It wasn't the most majestic way ask what she was trying to, but it worked, as she found when the teen awkwardly nodded. At realizing that she was indeed corrupting this poor boy, she tangled a hand in her hair as she breathed a laugh, "Oh, no, bro..."
Jack gave her a look. And at first, she wasn't sure why he was looking at her like that... Until, of course, she went over what she had said in her head again.
"Nonono, not like-I'm-Yes! Yes, I'm a..." She faltered and snorted, lightly nudging his side. "What are you even asking for? Look at me, man, do I look like the kind of person to be going around putting people's meat in my taco?"
The winter spirit poked her right back. "Do I?" He blinked and cocked his head to the side. "Meat in your ta-What?"
"It's a metaphor for sex," She explained with a chuckle, "And I'm just curious! You're kinda my boyfriend, after all..."
Once she said that, Jack blinked and gave her a look... well, multiple looks, really, if you want to be precise. It wasn't an angry look or anything... just a big mash of emotion. And, let's be frank here, Ashley really wasn't amazingly good at reading emotions. They had to be bright and clear, or she had to know the person really well to figure any feelings out, and neither was the case with the winter spirit. So she got a little worried...
She shuffled nervously and glanced to the side as she wrung her hands nervously. "You... you are, right? I mean, we never confirmed anything, but I kinda assumed... Maybe I shouldn't have, but we kissed, sorta..." She faltered. Had that really counted? "Well, I guess maybe that doesn't count, but we hugged and stuff, and you slept in my bed-"
"Yeah, yeah I am!" He cut her off with a goofy grin. "I wanna be, anyways. I was kind of worried to ask... maybe you'd changed your mind or something, I don't know... Am I? Y'know... that?"
She shrugged and flashed a smile back. "I guess, if you want to be. I still think it'll be a bit weird, but that's whatever... And I still think you could do better, too. You'd be cute with Tooth, but hell, if you wanna go out with me, that's your loss. It's a win-win thing for me, Frost."
His grin got wider, if that was possible, and he hooked his staff around her neck and tugged her over. Ashley let out a yelp as she was pulled over, and landed rather roughly against the boy with a surprised and disgruntled look on her face. He laughed at her and helped her straighten up a bit before wrapping his arms around her waist. "Awesome."
"You pull that again, and it might not be," She grumbled playfully, lightly headbutting his shoulder. "Any who," She sighed, glancing back at the huge reindeer, "Guess we gotta take Aleksei back..."
The beast's massive shoulders fell and he made a noise quite similar to a groan, which of course then made her feel all guilty and stuff. It was then, that an idea hit her.
"Right after I take him for a walk."
Aleksei's eyes lit up, and she swore he was beaming at her. Ashley ducked out of Jack's arms, ignoring his whine as she picked up her trident and scrambled up onto the giddy reindeer, laughing all the while at his excitement. Jack walked over as Aleksei reared in place.
"You know, this is really irresponsible and could get us in trouble..." He informed her before smirking. "And I love it. Can I ride, too?"
She snorted and grinned. "You've got two legs that aren't broken." That would have been more effective... if she hadn't held her hand out for him to grab, before pulling him up.
"But what if they were?" He hummed in her ear, sending these weird-ass shivers down her back. Instead of pursuing the cause, however, she just shrugged it off. Jack was the spirit of winter...
"You have arms, don't you?" She asked, laughing as he playfully punched her back.
"What if they were broken, too?"
"Well, you'd better tell your chin not to fail you."
He chuckled. "What if it did?"
"Then you'd better be ready to roll, Frost."
He barked a laugh. Somehow, he had expected to hear something like that... "You're so cruel... You wouldn't do that to Zach."
"I also wouldn't kiss him like I do you, either." She retorted, only to yelp as Aleksei suddenly reared up with impatience and quickly turn, grabbing Jack to make sure he didn't get thrown off. Aleksei landed heavily on the ground and snorted, turning to give the two a look. Once she was sure Aleksei wouldn't rear again, she let go and smiled apologetically. "Sorry, bud, sorry!" She reached down and patted the side of his massive neck. "You've been waiting here all patient while we screw around-We can go, babe, c'mon now."
The reindeer nodded his head and snorted once more before taking off. Jack let out a whoop as Aleksei galloped through the yard and leaped onto the street.
As he galloped through the streets, Ashley leaned down a bit to whisper in his ear. "Let's show Jack how we do things, babe." The beast turned his head to look at her mid-gallop, and once again she swore he smiled at her before tensing all the muscles in his body and leaping into the air.
Aleksei flew low to the ground, yet despite that she and Jack cheered loudly. The reindeer galloped on the air, racing past cars and pedestrians that couldn't see them. For lack of a better word, it was just awesome. Aleksei, poor guy, was having so much fun, so she really did hate making him stop... But as much as she liked North, she was still a little wary of making the huge man mad at her. He only outweighed her by, like, five hundred pounds.
"Alright, bud, come on now," She told the reindeer gently, "Let's bring it to a close..." The reindeer let out a noise similar to a whine, but steadily slowed down until coming to a stop in a vaguely familiar neighborhood. He looked back at her with sad eyes, and she grimaced as Jack laughed at her. "Come on, babe... Don't look at me like that..." She looked back at Jack for help, but he just grinned impishly at her. Bastard. Turning back to Aleksei, she pat his shoulder. "Come on, you know I love you, but if North ever got mad and sat on me, I'd die. Do you want that...?"
The deer snorted and shook his head, only to straighten his neck as his ears perked up. Just before she could ask what was wrong, she heard a door slam and a voice cry out.
"Jack!"
Wait... what, now? Ashley turned just in time to see Jack hop off of Aleksei and take off towards a kid, who she guessed was the source of the voice.
It was then, as she watched the kid hug Jack as the teen laughed, that she remembered that as much of a pain in the ass Jack was sometimes, he really, really was a good guy. Even if she hadn't already known that-which she did, by the way-she would be able to tell just by the way Jack interacted with the kid. The kid was hugging him, and even though she was kinda far away, she could see the way the winter spirit's eyes were lit up as he talked back to the boy. Jack really loved this kid... and she really wished that that didn't make her insides flip around because that was how she was with Zach. And she knew that because people only always told her what a sap she was for her little brother. She wished he'd stop being so damn likeable... Of course, that wouldn't stop her from kicking his but should he need it, but she'd feel a little bad, and that's never fun.
As Ashley dismounted her reindeer and started walking over with her trident hanging over her shoulder, the kid's head shot up to look at her.
Something about the kid was familiar. He looked around Zach's age, give or take, with brown eyes, unkempt hair that fell over his forehead, and a teal musher's hat on his head. And he was looking at her like her dad would to any dates she'd bring home.
You'd think she wouldn't be intimidated by a kid, as he marched over with a stern look on his face, but... man, there's no look like the protective parent/sibling look.
The small boy marched right up to her, ignoring Jack's protests as he put his hands on his hips. "Are you Ashley?" He asked-no, demanded to know. "Jack's girlfriend?" Jack started to walk over, but the kid turned to winter spirit and pointed at him. "Stay!" Needless to say, Jack sat on the ground with a sheepish look on his face. Once he was sure Jack would stay, the boy turned back to Ashley.
There was that feeling again, the one where she felt like she was getting scolded by her mom. "Uh... yes...?" She said slowly, meekly. "Spirit of Courage at your service..."
The boy nodded and crossed his arms, standing up as tall as he could while giving her that same look. "Jack is the best Guardian in the whole world, and if you ever hurt him, I'll-" Was she really about to have that talk with a kid...?
"-Let me cut you off there," She told him as she kneeled down to his height. "I know what you're gonna say." She nodded to herself and leaned in like she was telling a secret. "You're worried I'm not good for Jack, that I'm gonna hurt him, all the shebang... Well, I'm with you on that one. And I tried to tell him and warn him, but Jack wouldn't listen..."
The boy looked at her suspiciously. "You're not making that up, are you...?"
Raising her arms in defense, she scoffed. "Heck no... Jack's a real nice dude, and I'd rather get fifty shots than see the guy get hurt. I'm terrified of those, by the way," She confided with a sheepish grin, "Don't make fun of me, please..."
He giggled quietly, visibly relaxing some as he started to lean in, too. "Don't worry, I think they're scary, too, I won't make fun of you."
She chuckled. "Thanks, kiddo, I surely appreciate it. And I promise I'm not gonna hurt Jack," She assured him, "Don't tell him I said this-his head's already big enough as it is-but I actually really care about him... just between you and me. I wanna put him in a chokehold sometimes, sure, but I care about him. Seriously... don't tell him I said that. I'd hate to have to kick his booty, y'know?"
The boy laughed. "No offense, but I don't think you'd be able to."
"What, beat him up?"
"Yeah..." The boy grinned as she cried out insultedly, dramatically.
"Say what?!" She asked, "Come on! Why does everyone doubt my skills, man?!"
"Well... can you fly...?"
She faltered. "I... no..."
"Can you shoot anything out of your trident?"
"No..."
"Can you do a backflip?"
"Yes!" She said quickly, all too happy to finally be able to say so. The boy giggled at her before giving a not-so-sympathetic smile.
"You still wouldn't be able to beat him, I think..."
Her pride visibly deflated as her shoulders slumped, mumbling under her breath, "I could beat him Halo..."
The boy's eyes lit up. "You play Halo?!"
She scoffed like she was insulted, hand on her chest and everything. "Of course. Since the very first one came out!"
"You're a gamer?!"
"Shoot yeah!" She grinned. "I've been gaming since before you were born! Worked at Gamestop for almost three years-you'd better believe I am! And a good one, at that!"
He grinned right back. "Awesome! I've never met a girl who plays video games before!" He laughed and held out his hand for her to shake. "I'm Jamie Bennett."
She put her hand in his and shook it. "Ashley Catherine Edgewood, and do I know you...? Something about you's familiar. Would you happen to know a kid named Zachary?"
Jamie's eyes lit up. "Zach? Yeah, I did a few projects with him! He's nice, but kinda quiet and... he went missing around a week ago... Right after the polar bear showed up at the school, and Jack carried it off."
Ashley's eyes widened and a sheepish look overcame her face. "Uh... yeah," She laughed weakly, "That, uh... that was me..."
His eyes got big. "That was you?!"
"Yeah..." She chuckled meekly, "That was me..."
"That's so cool!"
For the first few moments she was a little surprised, but she was quick to shake it off, as a grin crossed her face. "I know, right? You wanna see?!" She laughed as a huge smile crossed the boy's face. "Because I totally could. Right here, right now."
"For real?!"
"You know it!" A wide, somewhat manic grin crossed her face as she motioned for him to back up before closing her eyes in concentration. Within moments, she grew taller and thicker and white fur sprouted along her body as her trident clattered onto the floor and melted down, running across the asphalt and into her paws. When it was done the scarred bear snorted into the small boy's face, who in turn gaped at her in shock and awe.
Jack shot up, eyes wide and teeth clenched. "Ashley-Don't you-If you-He's just-Do not eat him!"
The bear's head jerked back, staring at Jack dubiously. Did he really think she would...? Her furry brows narrowed. Nope. Nope, nope, nope. She had to mess with him, now. Likeable be damned, the fact that he would even consider that she'd hurt the kid was not sitting well with her.
So do you know what she did...?
She picked Jamie up by the back of his shirt with her maw and tossed the kid into the air as high as she dared to toss him, pointedly ignoring Jack's yell. Which wasn't as high as she could have, really, but still pretty high. Around eight-ish feet. Jamie let out a squeak and a grunt as he landed in the bear's outstretched arms. His eyes were as wide as dinner plates, with a somewhat dazed look on his face.
Then Jamie exploded with excitement. "That was frickin' awesome!" He made various hand motions as he animatedly talked. "Did you see me?! You were all 'whoosh!' and then-then I was all up in the air, and then you-you caught me! Like I weighed nothing!" He gave a giddy laugh. "No one's gonna believe this-that was so unreal!"
A low hum came from her throat as she gave the boy a furry grin, glancing over at Jack. His jaw was dropped, and his whole stature was just defeated and all exasperated like he was going to sink to the floor and just... really made her wish she had a camera.
Jamie turned over at the completely flabbergasted Jack and beamed. "I approve! And you may want to keep a close eye on her, because I think I might steal her!" Snorting as her body shed all her fur and bones shrunk, she raised a brow.
"Oh yeah?" She chuckled, "You might steal me away, huh?"
"Yep," He said, popping the 'p', "You're awesome. You can turn into a bear. You've got armor, and a really cool trident. What's not to like?"
She laughed and gave the boy a crooked grin as she set him on the ground, ruffling his hair as she grabbed her trident. "Oh, there's a lot of stuff not to like... But y'know, you keep this up and it might not be theft, 'cause I think I'd be willing. You're already adorable enough as it is, man, this just isn't fair..."
She looked over at Jack, whose mouth was still dropped, and raised a brow. "So are you just gonna stand there and catch flies all day, Frost, or what?"
He blinked and shut his mouth before shaking his head to clear it. "I, uh..." He trailed off again, and she snorted.
"Cat got your tongue, O Nipper of noses?" Ashley asked sarcastically, looking down at Jamie and using his shoulder as an armrest. "You know, I'm starting to have seconds thoughts about your off-ow!" She yelped as a snowball hit her right in the face, and she shot a glare at Jack, who had finally caught back his bearings. "Oh, you wanna go?!"
He smirked. "Bring it."
The girl quickly grabbed Jamie and pointed at the small boy with her trident. "I call dibs on Jamie! He's on my team," She glanced down and held out her fist towards him. "Right, bud?"
The boy grinned and bumped his fist against hers. "For sure."
Beaming, she placed her trident on the ground and scooped up some snow, packing the stuff into two balls and tossing one to jamie. "Then let loose the hounds of war!" She hooted as she threw the snowball.
Jack saw it and moved, making the snowball hit his shoulder rather than his face. Damn. The teen laughed and waved his staff, making snowballs appear on the ground around him. "You're gonna have to do better than that if you wanna defeat the king of snowball wars!"
"We're just warming up, Frostbutt!" She barked back, dropping down to the ground and hurriedly making as many snowballs as she could for ammo. "You shoot, I'll supply the bullets." She told Jamie without looking up from her work. "You don't have gloveson, and I don't need to worry about frostbite anymore... hopefully."
Jamie nodded at her before beaming his ball of snow at Jack, only to have his shoulders slump as the winter spirit leaped out of the way. "Aww..."
"Don't worry, Jamie," Ashley assured him, looking up for a moment, "We've got plenty of time and plenty of ammo. you'll get hit." She glanced back down, expecting to see the small piles of snowballs she'd just made, only to see finely dusted snow flat on the ground. She growled and shot a glare at Jack. "That's cheating, Frost!"
The boy laughed mischievously and dodged another thrown snowball. "You never said we couldn't cheat!" He stuck his tongue out, only to yelp and duck as a familiar trident flew to his face. It flew past him, inches away from shaving his hair and landed in a tree behind him. He gaped at her. "You could have killed me!"
She shrugged and gave a cheeky grin. "But I didn't. And besides, you never said we couldn't kill each other."
"Wow, you threw that way out of proportion," Jack retorted dryly, rolling his eyes, "But fine... No cheating."
Right as he finished saying that, a snowball smacked him right in the face. For a few seconds, everything went completely still. Another hit him in the face once more before Ashley and Jamie hooted with laughter, holding onto each other to keep from falling on the ground.
"Brilliant shot, kiddo!" She gasped between chortles, high-fiving him. "Just brilliant! A work of art, man! God, I wish I had a camera with me!"
The young boy laughed, holding his sides to keep a stitch at bay. "You know it! And that one you threw was perfect!"
"Teamwork!" She whooped, only to get smacked in the face with four snowballs in a row and fall back flat on her back. She stayed on the ground, eyes wide before raising a fist in the air. "REVENGE!" She shot up, arm ready to start tossing, only to jerk back when a familiar face appeared right in front of hers. A grin crossed her face as she greeted the floating boy. "Glowy! How are ya, bud?"
Author's note~
EW this is late. Blargh... Sorry 'bout that guys, They've been drilling us for testing week, and I've had NO time to write what-so-freaking-ever. But hey, at least it's over... thank glob for that.
SO. I'm gonna be straight with you guys... I'm running out of ideas. I'm gonna introduce Glowy/Nightlight and have Ashley have a little chat with an imprisoned Pitch, but after that I draw a blank. I don't usually do this, but here goes: I need some ideas.
Gimme some hints. What do you guys want me to do? Once that's over and done with, do you want me to just end it? Do you want me to do another story that shows into Ashley's past/interludes or whatever that show different point of views/insights about what she does as the Spirit of Courage/the back stories of the other Spirits of Humanity, etc...? Do you have an idea that would keep this going? Like, for instance, maybe Jack has an accident and forgets all about Ashley, maybe hooks up with Tooth and Ash tries to forget him by drowning herself into her new job only to have a happy ending? Hell, maybe even a lemon? More action, romance, hurt/comfort, maybe some angst? I DUNNO GUIZ, it's up to you! Granted, not all things you suggest might be used, but it would sure help a bunch, regardless. I'd like to know what you'd like to see. I wanna keep this goin', really I do, but I've got a serious case of writer's block, bbies (as is probably apparent by my shittier than usual writing).
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