I do Not own The Kane Chronicles, if I did Anubis would be mine ;)

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My prank was finally starting. This will show Carter for comparing me to Liz and Emma.

The doorbell rang and I went to go answer it. I knew who it was. It was Liz and Emma. Yeah I know what for saying. How can Liz and Emma see the mansion? Well to answer that I placed a spell on the house to be visible to the people I want to be able to see the mansion.

Liz and Emma are a small part of my prank. And very important too.

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Sadie and Zia seemed to forgive me too easily. This is not the Sadie I know. Maybe she's grown up and realized that its better to forgive and forget. Sadie always seems to surprise you this may be one of those times. Maybe. Im still suspicious about it. Watch your back you never know what will happen.

The doorbell rang. I turned to see who it was and it was Sadie's friends. I think their names were Liz and Emma. The only thing I know about them is that they're 'boy crazy' as Sadie puts it.

"Liz! Emma! Your'e here." Sadie yelled

"Sadie!" They screamed

They all walked towards the couch. And started to talk about their lives. Liz and Emma now about us being egypt magicians. They actually saw Sadie fight against Nekhbet and Babi (goddess of Vultures and god of baboons).

"Sadie do you know where my chain is? I need it to stay here longer. Oh hi you must be Sadie's friends." Anubis interrupted while stepping into the great room.

"Yeah. It's in my room. It's either on top of the bathroom counter or on my bedside table. And Anubis, Liz and Emma. Liz and Emma this is my boyfriend Anubis." Sadie answered

Liz and Emma looked starstrucked when they saw Anubis. What is it with girls when they see Anubis? They're completely struck. I don't know and I don't want to know.

"Oh-ah-hi-who-what" Liz and Emma gasped in single syllables

Anubis melted into mist and disappeared.

"Sadie, that's your boyfriend. God he's hot." Liz said

"A god. Yes." Sadie said

"Huh?" Emma asked adding herself into the conversation

"Anubis is the god of funerals and death."

"Oh."

Anubis re-appeared with his chain and sat next to Sadie. He put his arm around her and she leaned into him. I couldn't help but be irritated at that.

"Carter! I can't find my staff! Do you know where it is?" Yelled Zia running towards the great room.

"Um… didn't you have it last night at the training room." I replied

"That's right! I remember now," Zia paused seeming to notice Liz and Emma, "and who are these two?"

"Zia these are my mortal friends Liz and Emma. Liz and Emma this is Carter's girlfriend Zia" Sadie answered

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"Zia these are my mortal friends Liz and Emma. Liz and Emma this is Carter's girlfriend Zia." I answered.

Recognition shot through Zia's face while she sat next to Carter. She knew why Liz and Emma were here. I saw my mates eyes fill with disappointment. I shook my head. They were disappointed that Carter had a girlfriend. I can still remember the conversations they both had about Carter being 'hot'. I shuddered at the thought. Anubis seemed to notice my shudder.

"You okay, Sades?" Anubis asked

"I'm fine. I just thought of something disturbing," I answered while shooting my friends a pointed look. They both caught the look and giggled." Ok. Well let's get you two settled and then we'll see from there."

"Sure. Lets go." Liz and Emma replied

I started to get off of Anubis's lap but he just grabbed me and pulled me closer to his chest. I couldn't help the giggle that escaped my lips.

"Would you girls need help?" He whispered against my ear. Which caused me to shiver involuntarily.

"I doubt that you'll like hearing Liz and Emma talk about boys and couples that are doomed to break up soon back in England." I whispered back against his ear. Which caused him to shiver this time.

"As long as I'm with you. I don't mind. Beside's listening about that will be more interesting than hearing Carter and Zia plan out the lessons for the next month."

"Well, it's your mind. Let's go."

I tried to get up but he still wouldn't let me.

"Anubis if we're going to ruin your state of mind you're gonna have to let me get up so I could show Liz and Emma their rooms."

"Fine."

"Thank you."

I got off his lap and he got off the couch at the same time. He intertwined our hands and I couldn't help but smile.

His smile was beautiful. It reached his eyes like always when he was near me. HIs chocolate brown eyes always filled with love when he smiled and looked even more beautiful against his pale skin. Even just thinking about his eyes made me go lightheaded. It took my friends and a comment from Carter to make me come back to reality.

"Sadie!" Liz and Emma yelled

"Sadie stop drooling, I thought Anubis was only allowed to do that." Carter commented

"Oh, really? You started this," I turned to Zia and I could hear Carter gulp. "Zia did you know that while Carter was looking for you, he -"

"Sadie! I'm sorry just please don't-"

"No! I want to hear this!" Zia yelled, clamping her hand over Carters mouth. Have I told you how Zia started to act more like a teenager. Well, she started to act like one.

"Nah. Now I have something over Carter." I smiled deviously.

"Ugh!" Exclaimed Zia

"Yes!" Exhaled Carter

"Carter that isn't going to stop me from telling Zia. Maybe I'll tell her on friday."

Carter glared at me. I took Anubis's hand and turned around and started to walk towards the stairs.

"Well, aren't you guys coming I thought that you would want to see your room." I yelled towards Liz and Emma

"Coming!" They responded

I walked up the stairs to the fifth floor. The fifth floor is the only floor with spare bedrooms. Once we finally stepped onto the fifth floor, I walked down the hall to the bedroom that would be Liz and Emma's bedroom since they wanted to share. I opened the door and walked in. We charmed the bedroom to have two queen beds, regular pillows (since last time Liz and Emma visited they complained about the headrests), and two bathrooms. The rooms still had the charmed closets and kitchenette; and of course they still had the tv,computer, and sound system. Liz and Emma both collapsed on one of the beds.

"That took forever! I'm out of breath" They both huffed

"Wow. You guys are in really bad in shape. That was nothing try running for 30 blocks." I respond

"Fine you had it harder."

"Sweet."

"So, Sadie when will the 'ruining my state of mind' will start." Anubis asked while a smirked appeared on his face

"OMG! Sadie get this." Emma shrieked

"What?" I shriek back while dragging Anubis to the other bed and sitting in his lap making his arms wrap around my waist and pulling me to his chest. Which I happily leaned into.

"So you remember Alex?"

"Which Alex?"

"Scottsdale, you know the one in homeroom."

"Yeah, what about him?"

"Him and Jessica Brooks."

"No!"

"Yep."

"How long?"

"A couple weeks."

"Anyone else?"

"Um… Bryan and Lily."

"Saw that one coming."

"Mr. Sweeps and some social studies teacher in one of the other schools."

"I knew who had his sights on someone."

"Yeah. Um… Bree and Conner."

"Saw that one coming. Come on anyone surprising?"

"Um… don't be mad but Sam and Sarah."

"No! How can he date her! How come he didn't tell me? I talked to him last week and he didn't say anything! Wait, how long?"

"Thats what we said. We don't know why he's dating her. I don't know why he didn't tell you. He came up to us and told us. Two weeks."

"Sadie who's Sam?" Anubis asked titling his head

"Sam is my best guy friend ever since I moved to England. He's practically family! Ugh! He knows I hate her! How can he do this!"

"We don't know Sadie. Every time she's near him, Liz and I become mute and walk away." Emma answers

"Um… I have an answer." Liz said in a small voice

"Well, out with it!" Emma and I yell at the same time

"I asked Sam one day why he was dating her and he said that he's dating her because she reminds him of you Sadie." Liz answers

"I am nothing like her!"

"No, I mean that she. When you left she changed her look. To look more like you and well I guess thats why she reminds him of you. Sadie I think he loves you."

Sam can't love me can he? We're only best friends.

"I need to talk to him. You guys get settled while I think this through."

I got up and walked towards my room. Once there I fell on top of the bed and screamed on the top of my lungs into a pillow.

"Sadie, are you ok?" Anubis asks and pulls me to his lap

"Yeah I'm fine it's just that, he's my best friend and thats all."

"You need to talk to him."

"Yeah I do but I can't just leave everything to just talk to him."

"Well why don't you invite him here. We can protect one more human."

"Are you sure? I don't want this to get weird."

"It's ok with me."

"I love you, you know that right."

"I love you too."

Our lips meet and we separate just sitting in comfortable silence. That is till Carter came yelling for me.

"SADIE!" Carter yells and storms in my room.

Carter barges in while being a wet mess.

"Carter what happened?" I ask innocently trying to stop the laughing and smile from coming out

"What happened! I'll tell you! Felix comes up to me and dares me that I wouldn't be able to drop a coin into a funnel that would be placed down my shirt. So I do the dare and when the coin is about to fall in Felix, Zia, and Khufu shove ice cold water down my shirt! Thats what happened!"

I couldn't help it but I start out in a full laughing spree.

Suddenly Zia comes into my room red faced and tears falling down her face while laughing.

"Sadie you should've been there. Carter screamed louder than a five year old! It was hilarious. Felix is still on the floor laughing and best of all Khufu got it all on tape." Zia explains.

"Wheres the tape there is no way that thing will exist one more second." Carter shrieks

"Anubis catch!" Zia yells while throwing a tape to Anubis. Anubis caught it.

"Anubis to the palace of the gods NOW!" I yell before Carter can stop us.

But just my luck Carter teleports with us. I land in the palace of the gods in Anubis's arms and Carter on the floor. While that all the gods and I mean ALL of them are looking at us strangely.

"Horus catch!" I yell while throwing the tape while Carter tries to stop me.

"What is this Sadie?" Horus asks

"It's a tape that shows something you need to see about your favorite godling."

Suddenly a tv appears with a vcr to show the tape. Carter just stands there frozen.

The tape is playing and it shows Carter with a funnel down his shirt and water being shoved down it and Carter screaming like a five year old. All the gods and I mean ALL of them start laughing their buts off.

"Horus seems like you need to pick a new host. This one is too childish." Set teased Horus.

Horus and Carters face become scarlet red which caused the rest of us to laugh harder.

"Good job Sadie! I'm so proud!" Isis yells which caused more laughter

Once everyone calmed down. Which took a couple hours.

"Carter you disappoint me. Isis will you switch godlings with me?" Horus asks

"Nope! I would like to stick with mine. Thank you." Isis answers

"Fine!"

"Sadie why did you do this to Carter?" Osiris/my dad asks

"I didn't I just had the idea told some other people and they did it not me." I answer

"Sadie you know what I mean. Now why did this happen."

"Ok. Carter called Zia and I 'big crazed'."

"I don't see the problem."

"Dad do I look like a girl that is 'boy crazed'."

"No. I see your point. Carter if I were you I would watch your back."

"Why?" Carter asks suspiciously

"'Cause do Zia and Sadie seem like the girls that do one thing and let it go?"

"No. Dad help me live!"

"I can't help you son. Good luck. I hope you survive" Then my dad disappears

Then all the gods start to disappear well except Anubis of course. Soon the palace of gods was just Horus, Carter, Anubis, and I.

"Anubis can we go home now? I think Horus and Carter are in need of a long chat." I said

Soon Anubis' arms are around my waist and we turned to mist and when we reformed we were in my room.

"Lets go see Zia we need to plan the other one soon." I said and walked towards Zias room.

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Well what do you think? Review! I would really appreciate it. If any of you have any prank Ideas please pm me cause I'm in dire need of help.

Sorry for the wait. I couldn't write this chapter. I would like one thing then hate it. Finally I sat myself down and told myself to suck it up and write. I started typing this at 9 pm and its thirty past twelve so Ive been typing a lot and deleting and typing… well I should stop ranting and let you review.

Please review. I'll try to upload soon! If not Bast would feed me friskies for a whole week.