OMG!!! SO MANY PEOPLE REVIEWED IN A FEW HOURS!!! I FEEL SO HAPPY!!! THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE SPECIAL!!! THIS IS... THE NAMIMORI MASSACRE!!!!
Victims: Marie (Zelfie), Zozzy (StalkPatrol), Amy (MizuiroSnow), Krystal (SheDreamsFiction) and... Final victim: Seiren ().
"Ciaosu, Hibari."
"What is it, baby?"
"I need you to beat people up for the new company 'Die Awesomely'."
"Only if they are disrupting the peace."
"They are currently painting the walls of Namimori Junoir High pink."
Hibari twitched. If one listened closely, someone would have heard his mental state snapping. Hibari stalked off with his tonfas drawn (spikes too).
First Victims: Marie and Zozzy
Marie was with Zozzy using pink spray paint. "Hey Zozzy? Why are we here?" Zozzy shrugged.
"I dunno, Reborn said to use these and wait here. I'm starting to regret choice two..."
"Aww... Don't chicken out now!!!"
Suddenly, the temperature turned to freezing point. It started snowing.
"Umm... Marie? I don't think it snows in June..."
The air was filled with a dark aura.
"What... The... HECK ARE YOU DOING TO THE WALLS OF NAMIMORI?!?!?" Hibari was livid, to the point of screaming. This was worse than the Sakura Sickness Incident (What could be worse?)!!!
The two of them gulped. "Zozzy? I think I also regret choice two..."
Poor, poor Zozzy and Marie shrieked as they were beat almost to the point of a coma.
Victims 1 and 2 terminated. They didn't die, but they got awesomely beaten.
Next Victims: Amy and Krystal.
Amy was standing next to Krystal, both of them holding paintbrushes dipped in pink paint. "Hey Amy, have you heard from the rest of them?"
"Not Marie or Zozzy. Do you think HE got them?" The two of them gulped. Before, it started snowing for a bit. A few screams were heard by Amy, but were quickly dissmissed.
"This is just like a horror movie!!!" It started snowing again.
"Amy? I think we should turn around, go on our knees, apologize, and take our beating."
"Yeah, there is no point in running now..."
They both felt cold metal bars on their necks.
"You got that right, herbivores. Now apologize on your knees and your punishment won't be as bad as the other two."
Doing as they were told, their punishment now did not include a fractured neck.
"Hey, at least we aren't near a comatose state." The both of them were near their other friends, Marie and Zozzy. Marie and Zozzy were mentally damaged for life (They are now super jumpy).
Victims 3 and 4 terminated. Krystal and Amy smartly decided not to beg for mercy.
Final Victim: Seiran
Seiran was frightened. The rest of her friends were 'bitten' to death already. She decided to do the right thing and turn her self in (A dangerous choice, but still has a higher survival rate).
She walked to the reception room. She took a deep breath and knocked on the door.
"Yes? Come in." Hibari's voice sounded very menacing. Seiran gulped and walked in.
"U-u-um... I'm sorry for painting part of the walls of Namimori pink. I'm here to apologize and take my punishment."
She went on her knees and bowed. "Sumimasen"
Hibari pondered for a moment. "You got guts. And the correct amount of respect. Would you like to join the Disciplinary Committee?"
Knowing it'd be death to say no, she nodded. Hibari gave Seiran her first assignment.
She didn't dash out of the room, since that would agitate a predator.
Final Victim proves to be useful in near future.
Victim Zozzy also proves to be useful.
Namimori gained two new prefects.
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"Hey Reborn!!!"
"Ciaosu, Jenny. How is Die Awesomely coming along?"
I was elated. "It's great!!! not a single lawsuit yet!"
Reborn smirked. "Good. I made sure of that."
Having spoked, he jumped out the window with Leon as a hang-glider.
From the manager of Die Awesomely:
We are not responsible for any injuries that occur. These things are done at your own risk.
OMG!!! I'm so happy! So many reviews in less than a day!!! You people make me so happy! And remember, review~.
Kufufu~ When am I gonna show up?
GET OFF MY COMPUTER MUKURO!!! Oh, and you shall show up next. The person who will sign your contract is 'Saiyu-chan'.
Kufufu~ what a cute name.
Shut up, just don't posess her to kill anybody. *Cough, Juudaime, Cough*.
Aww... Why do you want to ruin my fun?
KILLING PEOPLE ISN'T FUN!!! And, do the disclamier (I know it should be at the beginning, but I'm lazy).
Kufufu~ how mean. Fine. Jenny~chan does not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn~ kufufu ~
Now leave!!! See the rest of ya next time!!!
