I'm so happy! So many reviews! I finally feel like I have something worth doing. During summer vacation, I might update every day! If not, then every other day. I'm happy that I have not been flamed yet. This chapter is called 'Dino's Day of Non-Klutziness'.
"Dino..." He was sitting across from me in the company conference room.
"Hm? What do you need now, Jenny?"
"Well, for my company, you have to meet a girl named Alice. Can you do that please?"
He chuckled. "Of course!" Hm... Where's Romario?
"Do you need any of your men with you? You know... Just in case?"
"Ahaha!!! I can take care of myself!"
I glared very hard at him. He shifted nervously.
"Eh he... Maybe I should bring Romario. Yeah, I guess I will!"
Number One thing to remember when you own a company: Have a trademark death glare.
Alice was waiting in her apartment. There was a knock on the door.
Alice went to answer it. She opened the door. "Who is it?"
A blond guy with blue eyes replied.
"I'm Dino, Tenth Chiavarone Boss. Jenny mentioned something about a company."
"Errr... Hi! I'm Alice. Nice to meet you Bucking Bronco. How is Tsunayoshi Sawada doing?"
Dino was not suprised at her question, since a lot of people know Tsuna.
"Are the Vongola guardians doing good? How is Hibari-san?"
THIS suprised Dino.
"Errr... How much do you know about the mafia, Alice?"
"How many times does Reborn whack Tsuna?"
"A lot."
"Exactly. I am 5th generation boss of the Piume Family."
Dino went silent for a few moments. "Well... Why am I here?"
Alice gave a evil grin. "I need to test how well you manuever with your men around."
Dino gulped. "Um, I guess I could go along with this..."
First Test: Being pushed out the 50th floor of a sky scraper.
"Uhh... Ally-chan? Is this a good idea?"
Dino wished he never agreed to this.
"Of course it is. There are a lot of poles jutting out of this building. Just use your whip to do something cool."
Dino was not a bit reassured.
"Your men will be stationed on the ground and in helicopter, so no worries!"
Dino stepped towards the opened window. Alice pushed him out.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Dino took Alice's suggestion and used his whip latched it on to a pole.
He flipped himself into a familiar looking room.
"Ah! Dino! Is Alice starting with her tests?" I grinned at him.
"D-d-don't you even mention that! She just pushed me out of a window!!!"
I raised an eyebrow. "Of course!!! She is one of our top researchers. I heard you have to fight lions and tigers and bears next. Oh my."
Dino slumped to the floor in resignition.
Test One: Success
Test Two: A fight against Lions, tigers and bears.
"Okay... maybe a fight I can handle. How should they be left?"
"Dead or alive." "Eh he he he... Dead?" "Only if you want to."
The gate in the ring opened. Many animals poured out.
Dino went to work with his whip. He whipped half of the animals unconcious.
"KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKUGEN!!!!" What... The... Hell?
Ryohei burst in and started punching them.
"I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO FIGHT EXTREME ANIMAL!!! TO THE LIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"
Ryohei wiped out the rest of the animals in under a minute.
Everyone gaped.
Collonello smirked.
Reborn frowned.
The two Arcobaleno set out to start a war against each other.
Test Two: Undecided.
"Alice! I QUIT!!! I DO NOT WANT TO DO ANY OF THESE STUPID TESTS!!!" Dino was now very high strung.
"Hmph. FINE."
"What ever." Dino huffed and marched away. Wow... Dino got a bit mean...
Dino was at Tsuna's place.
"Be careful Tsuna! Jenny's company is a bit awkward. Sh- ARGH!!!"
Reborn kicked him in the head.
"Shut up, dame-Dino. Jenny's company produces good training material."
"Is that why it is called 'Die Awesomely'? I don't wanna die yet!!!" Tsuna was in hysterics.
"Don't be silly. Only the test subjects die. Usually. 1 in a 100 survive the tests. Dino"
Dino slammed his head into the table. Urgh... What a horrible day it was for him.
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Well, that was fun!
So, are we going to get some new herbivores at Namimori?
Midori, tanabiku! Namimori no...
Wait... Since when can Hibird type?
What type of stupid question is that? Of course Hibird can.
... Oh, can Hibird type the disclaimer?
Of course.
Jenny-chan does not own KHR. Hibari! Hibari! Hibari!
Hm. Very good. Now lets go. I do not want to mingle with anyone.
What a smart bird... Oh, and review!!!