I decided this to be the last chapter of Telephone Disasters. I apologize for the ones I didn't do!!! Remember to read all the bold words at the bottom!
Ryohei: TOOOOOOOOO THE LIMIT!!! THAT IS EXTREMELY EXTREME!!!!
Me: Can you do the discliamer?
Ryohei: SHE DOES NOT OWN KHR, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE LIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
Me:... Okaaaaay... Moving on!
I was sitting at my company conference table.
Writing with a quill I borrowed from Basil.
I was setting up a boxing match/obstacle course race between Ryohei and a mystery guest.
There. It's completed.
I called Ryohei Sasagawa over.
I put on some earplugs.
I don't think they'll do any good.
The leader of the boxing club burst through the door.
"KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!"
I winced. Even with industrial strength ear plugs, I still went half deaf. How does this guy scream so loud?
"Ryohei-san, you are to participate in a boxing match against a mystery guest."
At the word boxing, he snapped to attention, but stared at the quill in my hand.
"Er... Are you doing a medival theme today?" I glared at him.
"No. I borrowed it from Basil, turf top."
"TURF TOP??!?!?! HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO TAKO-HEAD?!?!?"
I screamed back at him. "OF COURSE!!! HE RUNS THE EXPLOSIVES BRANCH OF MY COMPANY!!! NO DUH!!! I TALKED TO HIM ABOUT THE NEXT COMAPNY PRODU--- never mind."
He was about to scream back. I stuffed one of I-pin's Gyoza buns into his mouth.
He swallowed it whole and didn't even die...
I cleared my throat. "Back to business. You are to have a... match against a person."
I held out a paper for him and he snatched it and ran out the door.
Dang, he nearly dislocated my shoulder!
Brookie waited at the discussed area.
A guy with white hair burst in.
"KYOOOOOOKUUUUUUUGEEEEEEN!!!! YOU MUST BE BROOKIE! ARE YOU MY OPPONENT? LETS START!!!"
Brookie started running ahead, and quite fast. She's ranked number 20 out of 100 on the fastest people in the world.
Unfortunately, Ryohei was a place above her. (-_-')
Ryohei ran after her. "COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT!!!"
Suddenly, the obstacles appeared.
A solid steel wall appeared.
Ryohei ran through it like it was nothing.
A spiky wall came up.
He ran through it, flattening the spikes with his bare hands.
An electrical wall came up.
Lambo absorbed the electricity, allowing Ryohei to burst through the wall.
Lambo isn't supposed to be here...
I sat in the control room in complete shock.
Colonello had trained him well... Or Ryohei was naturally like that.
I made sure that Brookie was at a safe distance.
"Time to send out the tanks."
Ryohei used the Shining Punch, and blew the tanks to pieces.
Luckily, those were computer operated.
He screamed ""KYOKUGEN!!!" one last time and went home, forgetting about Brookie.
I walked over to a exhausted Brookie.
"Never... Again..." she huffed. Then she collapsed.
COMING SOON...
TO THE LIMIT cellphone v2.0! New choice, new dange- I mean adventures and more!!! (Not available in stores!)
WAAAHHH!!! SORRY BROOKIE!! THIS WAS A HORRIBLE CHAPTER!!! IT WAS EVEN THE LAST ONE!!! Well, I am going to work on Telephone Disasters v2.0!
Tsuna will get a headache.
The Varia will come.
The Vindice shall appear.
Shoichi Irie shall suffer (Got nothing against you Shoichi! But... For the sake of the company).
And...
THE VENDICARE PRISON SHALL SUFFER THE WORST PRISON BREAK EVER TO HAPPEN IN GLOBAL HISTORY!!!!
That is, if you choose it to be so!
Anyway, review! And watch out for the next... TELEPHONE DISASTERS!!!
Kufufu~ So, will I play a small part in the next story?
Of course, I put that prison break bit in for a reason! Also, Kokuyo Junoir High will have a big surprise... hehehe...