Disclaimer: Who do you think am I? – that is rhetorical – I haven't owned Kuroko no Basket… yet. Someday, someday.

Summary: Just to proves that he doesn't and will never love her… or so he thinks.

Pairing: FemTakao/Midorima.

English is just my second language.

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"Just write it down." Miyaji-senpai snarls, throwing me the paper and the pencils. Apparently, his throwing skill are excellent as ever.

Honestly, I have no idea what the hell I'm think… I mean, he's thinking. Write it down? Just because Takao annoys the hell out of me? But I guess this crazy girl drives me to that length.

10 Reasons Why I Hate Takao Kazuha.

Perhaps that will do something. (Truthfully, Miyaji-senpai is glaring at me and I have no intention of provoking him further.)

i.

Her eyes.

Perhaps it's because of the Hawk Eyes, but how is it possible for anyone's eyes to shine like that? Those silvery blue eyes are way too appealing, I mean, UNappealing. It attracts too many attention from others, especially boys. They seem to always hold a hint of laughter and are too pretty for…

Did I just say pretty?

How troublesome, it's the first reason.

ii.

Her scent.

Seriously, she smells like a field of flowers! No, I don't sniff around her, her scent is just everywhere. Why does no one complain about how annoying it is? It makes me lose my focus on practice.

I don't like that delicious- I- I mean, disgusting stench at all.

iii.

Her hair.

Takao has this thing about her hair. It's shiny in the sun that makes you run your hair through it. (Got it, your hands, not mine.) Not to mention the way it swings in the wind and how I smell a whiff of her scent.

Again, it distracts me.

iv.

She's way too friendly.

She's really really friendly. She's friend with the whole school, not to mention she's popular. Especially with the senior guys, who obviously have the waste taste.

Seriously, Takao of all people?

v.

Her voice.

It drives me crazy. I mean, how can anyone have that high-pitched voice? You can hear her everywhere. Her voice is so loud that sometimes I hear her while she's not around.

YET- it can sound so smooth and velvety. Not that I find her voice smooth or anything like that, I just want to emphasize the unfairness of life.

vi.

She's always full of energy.

Well, I'm not the protector of women's rights, but seriously, what kinds of girls can pull that large riskshaw? Not to mention she can run marathon while wearing high heels.

Whether it's in the morning, afternoon, evening or dead night, she's always hyper.

vii.

She's too clingy. What kinds of girls follow a guy everywhere and holds onto him for dear life? Takao just have no normal sense, that's all.

I mean, she doesn't even notice how... um... uncomfortable it makes me feel.

When I say 'uncomfortable', I don't talk about hormone rages, so don't assumpt what you don't know.

When someone makes you uncomfortable, you can't like him/her.

viii.

Her smile.

It's another trait that Takao has. It gleams in the sun and her teeth are white and perfectly straight.

Takao smiles a lot as if nothing is bad about life.

I really don't like her smile, it's unhealthy for my heart, but I can't say I hate it, either.

ix.

Her stupid nicknames for me.

Whenever she gets a chance, she calls that stupid nicknames. Honestly, neither of us is a child anymore.

"Shin-chan~~~"

It's horrifying and annoying.

x.

I hate how much she makes me forget how to breath if she's around. I hate how much she's always by my side and doesn't notice anything.

How can she be that oblivious? I love you, so notice the hints already.

…

Oh, I (write) say it.

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I can see Miyaji's eyebrows twitch as he read the paper. Finally, he says:

"That's why I hate freshmen, always in denial."

A/N: Eh?