Summary: Moments make us who we are.
SOC- InoTemari (friendship) Shikamaru bashing.
Got this idea from a pic on Deviant Art I don't know the link, but go to my Deviant Art page –located on my profile- and it should be in the 'InoShika' Folder. If its not in my faves or anything...PM me and I'll get you the link. It's the fanart where Shikamaru is crawling away from the two blondes who are gossiping about him.
Never Again
"-SAW HIM FIRST!"
"SO? HE LIKES ME MORE!"
Shikamaru began to fade from the scene, wishing he'd never brought Temari to see the flowers, he had to take her to the only flower shop around here….Yamanaka Flowers. How could he be so stupid?
"HE'S MY TEAMMATE!"
"I DON'T CARE!"
He silently hid behind a row of daffodils.
"YOU SHOULD!"
"Oh YEAH, Nice come back!"
"ANY way, he and I are soul mates, he told me himself!"
"…"
"Uh, Sand Bitch. There are supposed to be two girls in a cat fight!"
"He told you that, did he?"
"Ah, yea. A week ago to be exact."
"He told me I was an angel from heaven!"
Shikamaru wished he could crawl in a hole.
"How corny!"
"I know, right? So the first time he kissed me, his hands were every where!"
"I know! It's like he doesn't even know what to do!"
"So has he said anything about other women?"
"Hah! I asked him about you one time and he said 'You know you're the only one for me'. LAAAAME!"
"Like, where dose he get his lines? The internet?"
Shikamaru flushed.
"Right, right. Pick up lines dot com?"
The two blondes burst out laughing.
" 'Ohh, I love you so much, koi!'"
" 'Your hair is so beautiful!'"
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Shikamaru swore off women that day.