"Dare ya."
Shikamaru glared at the loud blonde boy. "She'll kill me."
"Chicken." Naruto began flapping his arms like wings.
Shikamaru cursed. "You're Chunin, stop that."
Naruto stopped. "If you don't…I'll tell Ino what happened to her purple thong."
Shikamaru flushed. "In this case," he began. "I'd choose the lesser of two evils, but in this case. There is none."
"But," pointed out Naruto. "You get to cop a feel from Temari. Now she has some boobies! Sakura-chan…I can't say as much…"
Shikamaru slapped the back of Naruto's head. "Don't talk about Temari's boobs."
Naruto sighed, "See ya."
"Where are you going?"
"To have a little chat with Ino."
"Stop!"
Naruto grinned. "Just go over there, accidentally fall, and bam! Squishy breasts!"
Shikamaru ran over a game plan in his head. "Too troublesome… Fine, fine."
Naruto watched his friend walk across the street and waited for it.
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"KYAHHHH! HENTAI!"
Naruto winced as the outraged female's giant fan pummeled the man.