steffiepoo. wanted a another ShikaTema. I don't know if it's funny but I thought it was hilarious.
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"Pants down now." commanded Temari. Her kimono had been discarded ages ago along, her hair was down and her green eyes were fogged with desire.
Shikamaru was happy to comply. He'd come to visit the sand on his vacation and ended up in Temari's office. She sat on her desk and smiled bashfully at him.
Temari wrapped her legs around his hips and pulled him forward.
"Temari!" The door banged open against the wall and entered Kankuro and Gaara. They stared wide eyed at the scene.
Temari shrieked and flipped over her desk to hide behind it. Shikamaru turned, still naked, and waved at her brothers.
"Um, this is really troublesome."
Gaara's eye twitched, he sand whipped Shikamaru in the face. "Get out of here and stop molesting my sister."
Shikamaru jerked up his pants and ran out past the two brothers, not even sparing his lover a glance.
Temari glared at her brothers. "Ever heard of knocking!?" she demanded.
Kankuro ignored her and turned to Gaara, with the most serious expression. "Did you see how big his d!ck was?"