den i went 2 hagwats. dena nigga came out a no were an says "hey im harry potter". i turned an said "u aint harry potter!11 i saw him in da movis!"
"i no but fo da audeance dey got a wite boi 2 play mi"
"wat i said.
"u herd mi"
"dem rassist ppl!"
i entred da big ol place were everabodi eatz an dey put da wiserd hat on mi hed and it says "yo in ravenclaw"
"hey daz were i stay" sed harry potter. den we both went to da room togedder. wen we were dere we saw the dumbldoor. an he turnt 2 mi an sez "welcum 2 skool distrect 7 (wateva dat meens). im ur dumbledoor."
hairy turnd t mi an seys "dis is da dumbledoor of da entire skool."
"hi mistr duumbledoor"
"yo can call mi alvin".
"ok alvin"
"goodbi" he sed an raned out on hiz broomstik.
"im sleepi" sed hairy potter
"butt its not even 12 o clock yet" i sed
"i no but tomorow we hav skool an ill sho u all de pretti girlz an how to play bromstiks"
"sho" i sed "do u lik 50 cent?"
"do u lik soulja boi?" sed harry
we were best frends.