AN: I'm just cranking them out! if this keeps up i just mite publish it! The next day me an Harry went down 2 the big kitchen where all the chillin were chillin :) i sat down at a table next 2 a pack o crackers who said "boy u cant sit here!" "y" i sed.
"u have 2 sit at the back of the kitchen!" den hairy came down an said "dun mind him. The table is for the snake people. your a ravenclaw! u have 2 sit at the ravenclaw table!" so we sat at the ravinclaw table. "dun mind that cracker. thats Draco. he's rassist." "ok" i sed.
"these r mY friends" there wuz a pretty girl named herman. she fell in love wit me. it was so great. we had breakfast together. den we went 2 school. first we had magic class. the teacher was an old women wit glasses and an old droopy suit. "let me see wut u can do" she said. i pointed at the ground. "fried chicken," i sed. sum fried chicken appeared on the floor. she picked it up an took a bite "yum yum" she said and eatted it all. "i no what class u should go in. u should go in the black magic class." "what" i sed. "dun worry, im nut racist," she sed. "sum children r good at black magic while others r white magic." "well OK" i sed.
she gave us lots o homework. we had more classes. den Harry took me outside. "here's a broomstick" he said. and he gave me a broomstick. "whats dis 4?" i sed. "4 broomsticks fool!" harry sed. "don't get hurt turtle" sed herman. "now dis is what u have 2 catch" sed harry and he took out a ball wit wings. it flu in2 the sky. but u have 2 dodge dis cause it will try an hit u" he took out a big black ball that hit me in my head. "ow i sed" "sorry" sed harry. he took out his wand an sed "go away" and the big black ball flu into the sky. den he took the biggest ball of them all. it looked like a soccer ball. "u have to pass dis so it goes into the holes." he through it at me an i caught it. "UR AMAZING" sed harry potter. so we flew up in the sky an began 2 play. my balls started 2 hurt. "my balls hurt!" i sed. "sit on it like dis" sed harry potter. an i did. meanwhile we played an a lot o people came around an watch us. There was so many of them that they filed up all the seats. they was cheering. den i saw the flying ball. i didn't want harry to see it so i sed "imma gonna go up here for a while".
"well alright as log as u don't catch the snickers!" "OK" i sed like i didn't see it. "well OK" sed harry potter "because I'm about to put the ball in your hole!" I went up but wen I was about to get it a guy in a big black cap came in on his broomsticks. He pointed his wand at me "die". i den fell off my broomstick. "AH!" i sed. "TURTLE!" sed herman. The people screamed when i was falling. it hit the ground. then i died.
"u have 2 sit at the back of the kitchen!" den hairy came down an said "dun mind him. The table is for the snake people. your a ravenclaw! u have 2 sit at the ravenclaw table!" so we sat at the ravinclaw table. "dun mind that cracker. thats Draco. he's rassist." "ok" i sed.
"these r mY friends" there wuz a pretty girl named herman. she fell in love wit me. it was so great. we had breakfast together. den we went 2 school. first we had magic class. the teacher was an old women wit glasses and an old droopy suit. "let me see wut u can do" she said. i pointed at the ground. "fried chicken," i sed. sum fried chicken appeared on the floor. she picked it up an took a bite "yum yum" she said and eatted it all. "i no what class u should go in. u should go in the black magic class." "what" i sed. "dun worry, im nut racist," she sed. "sum children r good at black magic while others r white magic." "well OK" i sed.
she gave us lots o homework. we had more classes. den Harry took me outside. "here's a broomstick" he said. and he gave me a broomstick. "whats dis 4?" i sed. "4 broomsticks fool!" harry sed. "don't get hurt turtle" sed herman. "now dis is what u have 2 catch" sed harry and he took out a ball wit wings. it flu in2 the sky. but u have 2 dodge dis cause it will try an hit u" he took out a big black ball that hit me in my head. "ow i sed" "sorry" sed harry. he took out his wand an sed "go away" and the big black ball flu into the sky. den he took the biggest ball of them all. it looked like a soccer ball. "u have to pass dis so it goes into the holes." he through it at me an i caught it. "UR AMAZING" sed harry potter. so we flew up in the sky an began 2 play. my balls started 2 hurt. "my balls hurt!" i sed. "sit on it like dis" sed harry potter. an i did. meanwhile we played an a lot o people came around an watch us. There was so many of them that they filed up all the seats. they was cheering. den i saw the flying ball. i didn't want harry to see it so i sed "imma gonna go up here for a while".
"well alright as log as u don't catch the snickers!" "OK" i sed like i didn't see it. "well OK" sed harry potter "because I'm about to put the ball in your hole!" I went up but wen I was about to get it a guy in a big black cap came in on his broomsticks. He pointed his wand at me "die". i den fell off my broomstick. "AH!" i sed. "TURTLE!" sed herman. The people screamed when i was falling. it hit the ground. then i died.