da next day i wook up in da hosbitel. "ur all betta" sed da nurse.
"nigga don scar me lik dat" sed herman.
"u almost dyd" sed harry pottr.
"wut was dat?" i sed.
"it wuz da dark lord vadermort and he wantz to hurt ur mama"
"WART?!11" i sed
"u gotta lisin turtle u gotta kill vadermort. it sed so in da profasi"
"dat sounds dangerus" sed herman
"yeah he wants 2 destroi da world" sed harry
"ok" i sed "if he touchs ma mama IMMA POP A CAP IN DAT NIGGAS ASS!11111"
den da dubledoor cam in. "shuddnt u chilldrn b in class?" he sed
"but da dark lard almst killd turtel!11" sed herman
"dun say dat name" sed da vadermort "especially u turtle"
"well ill hafta suspind u all" sed dumbeldoor "especially u turtle" den da dumbldor runnd awy on his bromstik. so we all went bak to our rooms.
i went to sleep. when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself. he wuz sittin in a char in fron of da fried place. he sed 2 da snape "imma kill dat nigga boi soulja spirit buu jackson" I woke up scard. dere wuz som1 under da cofers wit me. it wuz herman. she wuz nekked. "lets hav sex" she said. so she bends over and i stuk my big blak cok in her tinee wite ass.
"YES TURTLE YES" she sed. den i cam. an we stop. "what r u doin" sed harry next to me. "noddin" i sed ambarrist. "oh. i tot i herd somting."
"i didnt heer noddin" i sed.
"oh, okay" sed harry and he went bak to slep. den we all went doon 2 brekfest. "how did u slep?" sed herman. "gret" i sed an slimed.
"what're u guys takken bout" sed harry pottr.
"aww noddin" i sed an i smield.
"yeh" sed herman an she smiled.
"yeh" i sed an i slmied 2.
"what r u boiz smilin bout?" sed da dumbeldoor.
"ah noddin"
"well u had bettr hury up an get 2 clss" sed da dubledoor.
"ok we sed an den we went 2 magik class
"did u all do ur homerk?" sed da teakher?
"i didnt" i sed.
"why not, turtle!? u hav such potenshal!" she sed
"bcuz he was almost kiled bi vadermort" we sed.
"u fot vadermort?! u must b a grat wizrd!" she sed. "fin u get an a+" she sed.
we sat thro class.
AN: haha u thot i wuz ded didnt u! well i trikd u lololol mor chpters cummin soon