i wuz in jail. it wuz cold but i had a cot an a toylet an mi romatez nam wuz kiwan. i wuz sad.
"let mi out!11" i sed.
"no" he sed.
"why did yo put mi in here i didnt do aniting" i sed.
"bcuz ur a nigger an as u no we da police hate niggers"
"U CANT US DAT WORD" sed kiwan
"yeh daz r word" i sed.
"nigger nigger niger" he sed an began 2 laff.
"well i no a word u mite like" i sed "DRAGEN!111111" den a dragen cam out.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!11111111111 111111111111" he sed as the ragen began 2 eat him
"hes a blak magicon!1" sed anodder gard.
"den i gess well haf 2 tak away his wand!1" sed annoder. an dey did.
"now u cant us magic!1" sed kiwan "but i wish u did... dey dont feed niggas lik us in jail..."
den i had an idea. "du u lik fried chickin"
"sho i do" he sed "but not all blak ppl lik fried chikin. dat wud be rassist"
"ok" i sed an pointed at da grund an sed "fried chickin" an dere it was.
"hooooray!1111111111111111" sed kiwan. "ur da gratist wiserd iv eva nown!"
den... da fried chickin startd 2 chang... it wuz... VADERMORT!1111111111111
"die" he sed but kiwan jumpd in da wai an his hed esploded!
"beep" sed vadermort
"turtle! get mi uzi! its i n mi left pokket!1" sed kiwan. an i did. an i shot bullets on vadermort.
"IM DIING!" sed vadermort. blod wuz goin evrywere.
"never trust a blak wizard" i sed. an i sed "DRAGEN" an dere wuz more blod evrywere.
"AHHHH IM DIING EVEN MOR!11" sed vadermort.
den he fel on da grund ded.
"U KILLD VADERMORT!111" sed harry potter.
"GUD JOB" sed magik jonson.
den snap cam up an sed "cum 2 mi oriface"
AN: but dunt worri dis is nut da last uv herd of darth vader!111