"Who does she think she is? That shinigami has tangled with the wrong man. No one calls Beyond weird" grumbled Beyond as he watched through the eye.
"Look Beyond don't be so over-sensitive. She probably didn't mean it as an insult" said L perched on top of the Eye of the World
"Call me weird? I'm the worlds greatest criminal. I'll tell you what Lawliet she's bang out of order"
"Beyond are you actually listening to me?"
"Now, you know Lawliet that I'm not a very violent guy but she's pushing me to the edge" moaned Beyond. Not a violent guy he says thought L. He was tempted to say it but kept his mouth shut. L jumped off the eye and looked through it.
"Show me Light Yagami" said L. The eye warped and turned to Light and the task force. It's coming up to Christmas and he's making them work he thought. Inside his head he was trying to formulate a plan. Maybe we need to get to Ryuk. "Hey Beyond"
"…and you know what really winds' me up about her it's the fact she..." L punched Beyond in the arm
"Oww what is it? There's no need to jab me in the arm"
"Would you stop bitching and listen up?"
"What?"
"Is it possible to get Ryuk to inform us of what Light is up to?" Beyond shook his head
"No if anything he'll tell Light about us. A shinigami has to watch over the note holder to keep 'em safe"
"Isn't there something we could use against him?"
"You mean blackmail him? I dunno Ryuk is pretty smart for a shinigami but I might be able to dig something up. Do you have a plan B in case I can't get anything?"
"There are other ways to get things out of people…..and shinigami"
"Be more specific"
"You're the insane murderer. You figure it out Mr Non-violence." Smiled L
"You mean beat the crap out of him! Now you're talking my language!" Beyond smiled cruelly baring his pearly white teeth and rubbing his hands together. "There's no guarantee it'll work though you do know that Lawliet" L nodded
"I know but even if he does tell Light. It's not likely he'll believe him and if he does it'll make him worry" the two shinigami smirked at each other. Plotting was fun. Another one of the shinigami with a hook on his left hand and a large flamboyant feather headdress came running up to them. "Hey! Beyond, Lawliet there is something unbelievable going on" he called gesturing them to follow him. All of them ran into one of the caves. There was a lot of shouting & screaming going on and all the shinigami were gathered around in circle. "What's going on?" asked L
"There's a fight between Kinddara Guivelostain and that newbie" said the shinigami with the hook and headdress
"Whoa! For real? Move Zellogi. I wanna see Kinddara slaughter Oristonia." Cried Beyond excitedly pushing past L & Zellogi.
"Kinddara? Isn't she the most violent shinigami in the shinigami realm?" enquired L
"Yeah she has a higher kill rate than Beyond. You mess with her you're in trouble" said Zellogi
"Well no wonder everyone's so excited then" L poked his head through the crowd to see a vicious battle between the two shinigami. They were clawing and biting each other viciously. Oristonia's snake heads kept taking bites out of Kinddara's side while Kinddara tried to gauge out Oristonia's eyes. Black sludge started to slowly drip out of the shinigami's' wounds but they still didn't stop fighting. Screams were echoing from the fighters while the other shinigami just watched. L watched horrified. He wanted to stop the fight but the way things were going that would be suicide. Beyond turned to him. "Hey Lawliet isn't this great…..Get her, bite her heads Kinddara!!"
"What are you talking about? We have to stop this" said L and stepped in the moment he stepped in to try and break up the fight one of Oristonia's heads bit L's side and head butted him sending poor L flying into Beyond.
"Hey asshole!" Beyond yelled getting off of the floor, picking up a bone and diving into the fight. The vicious fight was getting very uncontrollable with Beyond smashing Oristonia's heads with a bone while they tried to bite him and tear his clothes and Kinddara and Oristonia just tearing chunks out of each other.
A jewel covered shinigami came walking along. Oh good Armonia Justin will stop this thought L dusting himself off. Armonia Justin pushed past the other shinigami and screamed. His scream was so high pitched that it felt like L's head would explode. Every shinigami put their hands to their ears or curled up trying to block out the sound. All three of them stopped fighting. Kinddara & Oristonia were panting with black gunk slowly dripping down their wounds. Beyond was more interested in his and L's ripped clothes. "What is going on here?!" demanded Armonia Justin
"She started it." Hissed Kinddara
"You tried to take my good eyes out" Oristonia retorted
"Your spare heads bit me" the two female shinigami were growling at each other.
"Oristonia. I must insist you control your heads." Said Armonia Justin
"I can't they have their own minds"
"You, the King of Death and I all know that is rubbish. The King especially since he created you. Now if you persist in causing trouble with your heads then we will have to decapitate them"
"Cut off my heads?!" Kinddara sniggered and Armonia Justin shot her a vicious look
"Yes Oristonia. I can not have you disturbing the peace and law & order in the shinigami realm. Your actions are unacceptable, both of you. You are even attacking the shinigami who only try to help" he pointed to L & Beyond. "Lawliet, Beyond. Please go to the King, he will give you new clothes. The rest of you leave the shows over." He ordered.
"I can't believe this. I miss my old clothes" moaned Beyond
"Don't worry they look quite sexy on you actually" smiled L looking at Beyond's new cloths. He wore a tight v-neck jet black top with long fishnet sleeves and a strange red & grey tribal pattern on the chest, black leather gloves. He wore a studded choker and baggy, black bondage trousers. His belt wasn't as big as it used to be but it was still quite large and had skulls dangling from it. His death note pouch had spikes and skulls on it and was now more like a holster attached to the belt than a pouch.
"You reckon it looks good?"
"Yeah. It really screams 'Beyond Birthday!'" laughed L. L looked at his own outfit. He had a tight black top with feathers, the same colour as his wings around the collar and deep blue and silver embroidery on the sleeves and neckline. At the end of each of the sleeves there was a beautiful white lace. It was similar to periodic 18th century French style. His trousers were tight but flared at the bottom. Unlike Beyond's they didn't have any bondage and he had the same belt and death note pouch he had before.
"I don't see why I had to change practically everything and you changed hardly anything"
"Because there was barely anything worth saving on yours" L teased
"I'll tell you what Lawliet. Oristonia's made a very strong enemy out of Kinddara" L nodded
"I don't think this is gonna be the last fight"