i meet god
i woke up in heven. soulja boy wuz playin an i saw dis big ol nigga in a wit robe dat lookd lik 50 cent.
"hello turtle" he sed.
"how do u no mi name" i sed
"bcuz im god turtle" he sed i wuz amased.
"am i ded" i sed.
"yes u r" sed god.
"den dat meen..." i sed
"yes it duz" sed god "but dont cri turtle cuz it aint yo tym yet so im senden u bak. i wan u 2 kill dat evil jew hu killd mi only son"
"yes lod" i sed.
"an rememba turtle, i will alweys bein wachin ova u. goodbi" sed god
"godbi" i sed.
i woke up in mi room.
"wuz wrong" sed hary pottr "u look wit as a cracker"
"aw noddin" i sed.
"well u woke up jus in tim" sed shieqwaz "da bromstik chaminship is stardin an ur da star playa"
