"wut r we gonna do about dat nigga" sed vadermort. he wuz sittin in his evil lair havin dinna wit dracula an hitler. dey were eatin babies.
"i say we kill him!" sed dracula
"gutantof gutantof chocolate choclate gutantof" sed hitler wich wuz german 4 "i agree we shud kill him"
"ive tried dat u fool!" sed vadermort "hes such a great blak magicon dat he keeps cumming bak 2 life"
dracula tok a bit of his baby. "den how r we gonna kill dat nigga"
"i dont know" sed vadermort. den hitler screemed.
"KINDERGAREN" he sed wich wuz german 4 "deres sumden rong wit mi baby"
den dracula lookd ova "wait dat isnt a baby... dis is fried chiknin!11"
den vadermort had an idea.
"i no" he sed. "ill go bak in time an make sure dat FRIED CHIKIN WUZ NEVER INVENTED!111"
"daz a good idea" sed dracula an hitler clappin dere hands.
dracula finished his meel. "my my wut an enjoyable meel" he sed dabbing da sides of his cape.
den vadermort starded speekin "by tomorrow everythin in hogwart is gonna BE ALL WHITE!1111111"
AN: ohhh dat wuz scarry... i wundda wuts gonna happen next!11