"dat meen bitch" i sed cryin. why wuz she cheetin on me. i didnt no.
just den... from behind a tree... i saw a memba of DA KLUKLUXKLAN!111111111111111111
he wuz wakkin 2wards me. i reechd 4 my wand. but i didnthave it cuz da police took it away when i was in jail.
"nooooo dont hurt me" i sed but he kept commin.
he reeched out his hand. an his hand went throo me.
it wasnt a memba of da klukluxklan... IT WUZ A GOST!1111
"hey turtle wutchu doin all da way out heer" sed da gost. den i reelised... it wuz da ghost of HARRY POTTRE!11111
"hary! ur a ghost!" i sed.
"i no. dat evil jew vadermort killed me" he sed. "why u out heer turtle"
"dat meen bitch herman cheeted on me wit draco"
"dat meen bitch. but dont worry turtle. dere are odder girls. ur da sexiest blak man ever"
"rly" i sed
"rly" he sed. "well lets go 2 sleep. we hve class 2morrow."
so we went 2 r room an went 2 sleep.
AN: u thot hary potter wuz gone... but i triked u!111