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Last time

"…Us." The one who said that was a woman were some revealing cloths with purple hair. She and a man were standing on the roof of the academy. The man siding beside her looked like an average Jonin, expect he looked sickly and coughed from time to time. The man also had the hilt of a sword sticking out from behind his left shoulder. Kazuma's left hand, seeing this, went from rested to a slight grip. "Okay maggots followed us and try to keep."

Now on with story

The two on the roof shot off, quickly followed Kazuma, Maya, and Suki. Five minutes later, the five arrived at a training ground. Kazuma looked around and saw the training ground was mostly a clearing surrounded by trees with a few practice logs. The man was standing on top of one of the logs. The woman was propped against one of them. The woman stood up and turned towards them, "Okay maggots, it's time to see if really become Genin. You have hit one of us one time, but you only have 1 hour. Let the test begin." Maya and Suki jumped into the tree and started to prepare a plan when they noticed Kazuma had stay in the clearing. Kazuma looked like he had fallen asleep. His head tilted down, eyes closed behind his hair, and he was even snoring. The woman threw a kunai which knocked away as he unsheathed two of his swords. Kazuma yawned and looked oblivious to what was happening. The woman explained again, much to her cringe of her repeated herself. Kazuma smirked and pointed one of his swords at the male. The man coughed, nodded, and coughed again. The man grabbed his sword and rushed Kazuma. Kazuma blocked and parry the older man's strikes. Maya and Suki watched, shocked by the fact that fresh Genin was pushing back a possible Jonin, and by judging the woman's expression she was, too. The woman yelled, "Hayate, you're a fucking Tokubetsu Jonin, for fuck's sakes. You're letting wet behind the ears, just graduated Genin beat you." She stressed Genin.

"Anko," the man, Hayate, coughed out, "I'm not…" cough "…letting…" cough "…anyone be…" cough "…at me. He really is…" cough "…this good."

Meanwhile with Suki and Maya

"Hi," a voice from behind them whispered. They turned around slowly and saw Kazuma smirking behind them. "Man, I'm actually beating a Tokubetsu Jonin." The two looked at him with a puzzled expression. "Before you ask, I'm a clone, a Kage Bunshin. Okay, while I'm keeping this Hayate person busy, you two can both sneak up on Anko and hit her one time each." The clone didn't give them time to answer before dispelling.

Back with the fight

Hayate created a Kage Bunshin, and with the clone he was able to take all of Kazuma's swords away. Hayate threw the katanas at Anko, who caught all three, and threw the katanas to the ground. Anger flashed past Kazuma's eyes, Hayate looked back at Anko and shook his head. Hayate then sheathed his sword, and just stood there. Kazuma stood in place, knowing that without his katanas he couldn't match the Tokubetsu Jonin. Well not without a distraction. Anko was so focused on the two shinobi that she missed Maya and Suki sneak up and tag her in the small of her back. "YOU LITTLE FUCKING SNEAKS, I'M GOING TO GUT YOU!" Anko forget the test in her anger as two Genin was able to sneak up on her. Hayate's head jerked around. It was all Kazuma need as he dashed towards him with speeds that exceeded most, if not all Chunin, hitting him with a left hook followed quickly by a straight right sending the man tumbling to the ground in shock.

Kazuma laughed, "Looks like we passed." Kazuma calmly walked over to retrieve katanas. He walked over to Maya and Suki, after he attached his swords back to his belt, with his back turned to Anko and Hayate.

Anko sighed, "Hayate." This got his attention, "HOW DOES ONE GENIN HOLD HIS ON IN A KENJUTSU BATTLE AGAINST YOU?" When she finished, Hayate merely coughs, shrugs, and coughs once again. "Well at any rate, the maggot's right. You do pass. Let's start with introductions. Say your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dream. I'll start. My name is Mitarashi Anko. I like dango, Nai-chan, beating the shit out perverts, and making men scream like little girls. I dislike perverts, anyone that insults or hurts Nai-chan, people that judge others that they don't know, a certain war-hawk, and a certain hebi-teme. My hobbies are eating dango, torturing traitors, training, and fighting. My dream is to kill the previous mentioned hebi-teme." She pointed at Hayate.

"My name is…" cough "…Gekko Hayate. My likes…" cough "…are Yugao-chan, swords…" cough "…and learning more Kenjutsu…" cough "…techniques. My dislikes are tra…" cough "…tors, people who abandon…" cough "…their comrades, and arrogant people. My…" cough "…hobbies include…" cough "…practices my Kenjutsu, training, and fighting strong…" cough "…opponents. My dream is…" cough "…to become a…" cough "…swordsman known worldwide." He, in turn, pointed at Maya.

"My name is Nagasawa Maya. My likes are training, Suki-chan, fighting, and hopefully this team. My dislikes are perverts, most of my clan, anyone that tries to hurt Suki-chan, and slave traders. My hobbies are learning new Taijutsu styles, improving my Taijutsu, shopping, and beating the shit out of perverts. My dream is to become one the strongest kunoichi of all time."

"My name is Kirishima Suki. My likes are Maya-chan, Genjutsu, and like Maya-chan hopefully this team. My dislikes are the same as Maya-chan. My hobbies are learning new Genjutsu, testing out my Genjutsu, and just like Maya-chan beating the shit out of perverts. My dream is the same as Maya-chan."

The four except to hear Kazuma's introduction, but all they heard was snoring. They turn to see Kazuma sleeping again. The four facefaulted at the sight. Anko threw another kunai at Kazuma hoping to scare him, for him to only to fall back completely dodging the kunai. The moment Kazuma's head hit the ground; he shot up with two of his swords drawn. The women reaction varied from giggling to full blown laughter. Hayate palmed his face at Kazuma's seemly narcolepsy. "Well," Anko started as she started to control her laughter, "aren't you going to introduce yourself? Do you need me to repeat what you need to say?"

Kazuma rubbed his eyes, momentarily revealing his dark green eyes. "Nope, I heard every thing. My name is," Kazuma was interrupted by his own yawn, "Sakamoto Kazuma. My likes are pizza, strawberry sundaes, my kaa-san and nee-san, and my swords. My dislikes are ignorant people, people who only for their benefit, shinobi trying to be a swordsman," Kazuma glared at Hayate, "and rapist." "My hobbies are training, fighting swordsman, tending to my swords, and beating the shit out of scum. My dream, no my goal is to being the world's greatest swordsman. I have to for her." Kazuma mumbled the last part, but everyone heard it with the same thought, 'Who is 'her'.' They glanced over at Kazuma. Kazuma asked, "I said that out loud, don't I?" The others nodded. Kazuma yelled said, "SHIT!"

"So," Anko stressed to 'o', "who's she?"

"She is no one of consequence, Anko-sensei." Kazuma retorted, trying as hard as he could to kill her with his glare.

Anko matched his glare with one of her own before asked, "Maggot, what is your problem? What did I do to receive such anger?"

"For starters, you threw my katanas to the ground, but isn't what started this, oh no. Do you remember about 7 years ago? You must have had a bad day, mission, date, fuck, I don't care which, but you felt the need to summon snake and let them bite me. Those worms with teeth inject some much poison into my system that I shouldn't be sitting before you." The training ground dropped several degrees. Kazuma's hair turned silver, so did his eyes. Kazuma stand up clenching his bandaged right hand, steam slipping through the seams. His body was covered into kanji for demon sealing. The area surrounding him darkened, and seemed to spread. The four sat, frozen by the aura. They began to suffocate almost as if the aura was choking them. Suddenly, the aura, steam, and kanji disappeared. His hair fell back in place with a few white streaks, and a mischievous smirk, "But that the past, right sensei? Anyway, you're the only person who tried to help me, before blonde told everyone who my parents were." The others breathed in, rejoiced as air filled their lungs.

Hayate was the first to regain his composure, "Well, that…" cough "…enough excitement for…" cough "…one day. We will meet…" cough "…here tomorrow, at 6 A.M." He managed to get out of fear of Kazuma.

"Make sure not to be late maggots." Anko stated as she and Hayate shunshined away.

Kazuma turned to Suki and Maya, "So you guys up for some pizza?" They nodded, fear evident in their eyes. Kazuma laughed at the sight, "Come on don't tell me that you're afraid of moi?" Kazuma asked in a mocking voice. They both nodded. Kazuma huffed, "Not the reaction I was looking for. Okay do you think I that I am going to kill you?" They nodded. Kazuma sighed, "I am not going to, unless you betray me. Understood?" They nodded. Kazuma smiled, "Good, now let's go get some pizza." Kazuma walked out to the training followed by two still nervous kunoichi.

At the Hokage Tower

"Okay, teams… pass or fail?" Minato asked

"Team 1, fail."

"Team 2, fail."

"Team 3, fail."

"Team 4, fail."

"Team 5, fail."

"Team 6, fail."

"Team 7, pass," Kakashi said with an eye smile.

"Team 8, pass," Kurenai said

"Team 10, pass," Asuma answered.

"Team 11, pass," Anko said.

"Good, tomorrow come by the tower to receive your first team assignment." All the Jonin shunshined except for Anko and Hayate. "Yes, is there something to I can help you with?"

Anko walked forward, "Yes, our team will not be doing those errands that you call 'mission'. We will instead train them for the Chunin exams and any real missions. Also did you know that Kazuma might have a Kekkei Genkai?" With that said Anko shunshined away leave Hayate.

Hayate walked forward, "Sir with…" cough "…Kazuma skills in Kenjutsu, he…" cough "…could easily be a Jonin. He…" cough "…also has the ability to fall asleep…" cough "…at the most inappropriate…" cough "…times, and yet know…" cough "…everything that was…" cough "…said in a conversation." With that, Hayate shunshined away.

Minato smirked and said over the intercom, "Call in the council and retrieve Kazuma."

With Kazuma, Maya, and Suki

Kazuma was eating his third pizza, and the girls looked at him with disgust. Kazuma laughed and proceeded to choke to on the slice he had in his mouth. This in turn got Maya and Suki to start laughing. The mood had definitely lightened since the training ground. It was of course ruined by the appearance of the ANBU, "Kazuma-san, the council wishes to speak with you."

"Oh yeah, well you can tell them to keep wishing," Kazuma said.

"Hokage-sama said you would say that. He then said to demand you to come." Kazuma sighed, not wanting to deal with the headache that was the council, but followed the ANBU

The Council Room

Kazuma walked in and was greeted with the Minato's smirking face. "Kazuma, I have been informed to you could possess a Kekkei Genkai. Is the true?"

Kazuma sighed, "Before I answer this, which one told you?"

"Anko."

Kazuma sighed again, "Yes, I do possess a Kekkei Genkai."

"What is it called?" a random councilman asked.

Kazuma sighed again, "Jagans."

Hiashi huffs, "Evil eyes, probably some miserable excuse of a Kekkei Genkai."

"Tell me Hyuga, do you know the origins of your Byakugan?"

"Yes, we were gifted with it from Kami-sama." Kazuma busted out laughing with that said. This continued for a few minutes before he was able to regain control of himself.

"You think those eyes are a gift from Kami?" Hiashi smugly nodded. This brought Kazuma into another laughing fit. "Wrong," Kazuma all but yells. "Your eyes are one of three Dōjutsu that come from the Jagans. The others are the Sharingan and Rinnegan. I bet y'all are wondering how I know this. My eyes possess pseudo-intelligence, or to put it closer to the truth, they are a pseudo-sentient being. They forced this information into my brain. You see, the Jagans were originally place in demons, but only 10 percent could use the power and maintain their sanity. 30 percent could use its power but would be thrown into a berserker rage.10 more percent would be blind for the rest of their life. The rest, the 50 percent, would die from a sudden rush of power that would literally cause them to explode. The Jagan was created to reduce the power load, but the eye is weaker than the eyes. One day a low rank demon came up with the idea to spread the Jagans into three different sets of eyes, but the demon don't tell anyone about this idea. She…"

"She… You mean to tell me this thing was a she. It was a monster, a…" the councilman was cut off as Kazuma threw him across the room.

Kazuma kneeled down next to the man's prone body and said in a whisper, "If you ever insult my kind again there will be hell to pay." Kazuma turned back to Minato," Anyway where was I? Oh yes, she wanted to make sure the idea worked before word got out. So she came to a different universe to test out her idea, and it worked. She came across three humans, two men and one woman. With the men, one was given the Rinnegan, this man become known as the Sage of the Six Paths, and the other was given the Sharingan. The woman, if you're paying attention, was given to Byakugan. The Sage went on to redefine the world. The Sharingan welder and the Byakugan welder conceive a child but the child only possessed the Byakugan. The Sharingan finally showed up several decades later, but only as a separate Kekkei Genkai. So my eyes possess the abilities of the Byakugan, Sharingan, and Rinnegan with no serious drawbacks"

"Like want?" Minato asked

"For one, the Byakugan part possesses no blind spots. For the Sharingan part, my eyesight does not deteriorate. And the Rinnegan part, while you got me there."

"So does that mean all Kekkei Genkai are from demons?" a feral looking woman asked.

"No, most Kekkei Genkai come from people screwing around or out of desperation." With that said, Kazuma turned to walk out, but was stopped by more ANBU. Kazuma muttered, "Jagans." His hair stood up, silver, and silver eyes locked with the ANBU's terror filled eyes. Kazuma deactivated the Jagans and smirked, "I'll be taking my leave. Oh and by the by, if you try to force me into the Clan Restoration Act. Let's just say that there will be a shit load of pain, no ten shit loads of pain and probably death for everyone here. Understood?" Kazuma said smiled back at Minato. He then disappeared.

About a mile out Konoha

Kazuma appeared in front of a lake with a waterfall. He waterwalked to the waterfall, and then through it. Kazuma came out the other side soaked but was in a cave. He sighed before taking of running down the cave. After a minute or so of run arrived in front a house, scratch that mansion. He smiled and walked through the doors. The place looked like it was built for a king or queen, "You really do have good taste Shodai-sama." Kazuma walked a little further and reached into one of his many pants pocket. He pulled out a scroll. He opened and looked at the second seal on the scroll. He grabbed a brush a draw the seal on the floor, "Well that cover the receiver seal. Tomorrow I'll place the sender seal in the house blonde gave me." He walked over to a couch, jumped on it and fell asleep.

Next morning, training ground 6:00 A.M.

Suki and Maya were propped up against one another on the verge of falling. Anko and Hayate shunshined in front of them which woke them completely up. Anko looked around and didn't see Kazuma, "I told that maggot not…" She stopped when she felt steel touch the back of her neck.

"Well you shouldn't have told blonde about me." Kazuma sheathed his sword and walked in front of Anko with a big smile. "Lighten up sensei. It's not like I'm going to kill you." He walked over to Maya and Suki. "So what are we going to do? D-rank chores?"

"No," Hayate answered, "we're going…" cough "…to training for…" cough "…the Chunin exams and to…" cough "…quote Anko-san, 'real missions'. To start, we need to…" cough "…know your skills. Please…" cough "…be honest because it…" cough "…will affect you training regiment. So who…" cough "…wanted to go first?"

Kazuma started, "My skills mainly fall under Kenjutsu, which is at an unknown level, strength, at an unknown level, and speed, also at an unknown level probably low-Jonin. My Ninjutsu skills are adequate, so is my Taijutsu. My Genjutsu is little better, but not by much. My chakra control is high, near perfect."

"How skilled are you in Kenjutsu?" Anko asked.

"I was able to hold my own against Momochi Zabuza. I was never able to gain an advantage, but then again neither was he." Hayate's jaw dropped at that statement. Anko had this look on her face that was of disbelief. Maya and Suki looked at him like he was lying.

Suki spoke, "You except us to believe that you was able to hold your own against the Demon of the Bloody Mist?" Kazuma nodded. "Ha, where is your proof?" Kazuma pulled up his shirt revealing a slightly muscular stomach and a scar that wrapped around his left side.

He released his shirt allowing it to fall in place. "Anymore questions? No, good."

"Okay Suki, you're next," Anko point at Suki.

"My skills mainly pertain to Genjutsu, probably at a mid-Chunin level, and silent takedowns. My Taijutsu is low. My Ninjutsu is about at a high-Genin level. My chakra control is near perfect. Finally, I prefer speed over power."

Maya went last, "My skills pertain to Taijutsu, which at a low-Chunin level. My Nin and Genjutsu are at a mid-Genin level. And I like to balance out power and speed, but I do prefer speed. Finally, my chakra control is high-Chunin."

"Okay, since all of you have high charka control. You must know treewalking and waterwalking, right?" They nodded to Anko's question. "Good we can skip that part. Now let's found out what elements you are." Hayate handed the three small pieces of paper. "Now channel your chakra into the paper." Suki channeled chakra into the paper and the paper. The paper started to crinkle and two edges become moist. "Raiton and Suiton." Maya channeled her chakra. The paper started to crinkle and two edges turned to dust. "Raiton and Doton." Kazuma lastly channeled chakra. The paper become moist, then crinkled, cut in half, become like dust, and finally black flame shot out of Kazuma hand. The four's jaws dropped. Anko finally coming of her stupor said, "All five, you possess all five elements. How is that possible?" Kazuma pointed at his eyes. Hayate and Anko nodded, but Maya and Suki were in the dark.

"I possess a Kekkei Genkai called the Jagans. They give me to abilities of the Sharingan, Byakugan, and Rinnegan because those three Dōjutsu come from my eyes. Before you ask, I am in no way related to the Hyuga, Uchiha, of the Sage of Six Paths."

"Okay for the next two or three months we will train. No missions unless it's a C-rank, but by the time we're through with you, you be able to tackle a B-rank with easy. Ready?" Anko was answered with nods. "Good."

Time skip: month and a half

Kazuma was sparring against Maya and Suki without swords, again, and wondered, again, who did the Jedi mind trick to make him agree to this. Out of the hundred or so sparring without his swords, Kazuma won about one fifth to one fourth of the fights, but with his swords, he won close to 90 percent. Maya rushed him and Suki stay back to cast Genjutsu on him. Kazuma knew from the previous fights that no matter which way he dodged she would follow up with a punch or kick, so Kazuma decide to test her toughness. Maya threw a fast straight left which Kazuma answered by headbutting her fist. Maya drew her fist back in pain, and Kazuma palmed his forehead mumbling, "Bad idea, genius." Maya took this opportunity to throw some kicks. She first kicked him in the side of his left knee, which caused him to buckle at the suddenness, speed, precision, and power of the strike. She followed up with a knee right between the eyes, knocking Kazuma on his ass. Kazuma shot back up ignoring the pain in his knee and head. Kazuma tried to breathe through his nose and noticed he couldn't. Kazuma brought his hand up and noticed blood on it. Kazuma growled, "Ouch, you actually broke my nose Maya-chan." He started to rush forward, but was stopped by a tree growing out and wrapping around him. Kazuma flared his chakra, dispelling the Genjutsu. Turned into face Suki but was met by Maya's shin in his already broken nose. Kazuma was knocked back but not down. He tried to walk forward, but was met by two kunai millimeters away from his throat.

"We…" Maya started.

"…win," Suki finished.

"No," the Kazuma in front of them dispelled. They felt a hand grip the back of their necks, "you don't."

Maya and Suki sighed, "Fine you win." Kazuma, nose still bleeding, smiled. Kazuma reached into one of his many pockets and pulled out and pen. He then put the pen in one of his nostrils and yanks it to one side. Kazuma then blew out some blood and breathe in.

"Better?" Anko asked from behind him. Kazuma nodded. "Good cause we finally got a C-rank. We are to assault a bandit camp. We left in 30 minutes, pack for three to five days." The four shunshined out of the training to their home, Kazuma's case, his false home. Kazuma opened the door to his 'apartment' and quickly closed it. He stood on the sender seal and teleported to the Shodai's mansion. Kazuma gathered enough clean clothes for a week and put it in a storage scroll. He then shunshined to the village's gate. Kazuma jumped into the branch of a nearby tree to catch some much need zs before his team arrives.

Kazuma was jolted awake as he fell out of the tree. Landing on his back, he looked up and saw Anko grinning on the branch that he had fallen asleep on. "Why did you have to wake me up? I was having this great dream."

"Was I in it?" Anko asked.

Kazuma deadpanned, "No." Anko playfully pouted at the statement.

Hayate walked in between Kazuma and Anko, "Let's hurry up…" cough "…and go, before…" cough "…we lost too much…" cough "…light." With that said the five shot off.

Time skip: 2 days

The five finally reached the bandit camp and upon seeing what they did Kazuma almost lost control. The four managed to calm him down enough to think of a plan. About an hour later, four of the five sat around a fire coming up plan. The fifth, Kazuma, was pacing around the fire. He listened to the others constantly shoot down ideas while coming up with different ones. Kazuma huffed, "The longer you four sat around, the more time they have either prepare for us, or to continue what they were doing." Kazuma's comment went seemly unnoticed by the four. Kazuma turned and shot off in the direction of the camp. Back with the four, they heard Kazuma rocket off, but could only hope he wasn't going to take on an entire bandit camp of about three to four hundred bandit and probably a few missing-nin. Anko and Hayate were marveled by the inaccuracy of the mission details. The mission called for probably fifty to a hundred bandits, not the three to four hundred they saw.

With Kazuma, Kazuma jumped down out of one of the trees surround to the camp. Kazuma rushed into one of the buildings and saw women chained up in cages. The women looked at him with fear in their eyes. He merely brought a finger up to his lips and whisper, "Don't worry, no one's going to hurt you anymore." Kazuma was knocked down by a piece of wood breaking over his head. He hit the ground and rolled to face his attacker with swords drawn. The attacker was one of the women who managed to unlock her chains and cage. Kazuma quickly sheathed his swords, cursing himself. Kazuma walked back giving the woman her space and made sure his hands were in plain sight. The woman looked at him with confusion, then in fear. She pointed behind Kazuma. Kazuma grabbed one of his swords and blocked the bandit's attack. Kazuma grabbed another sword and cut the man across his stomach. The cut was deep but it was not an instant kill. The man screamed for help. The scream was answered by a mass of yells. Kazuma notices keys on the man's belt. He unhooked them and threw them to the woman. "Once you unchain everyone, there is a group of shinobi about 200 meters from here. You run, don't stop, don't hide, run. Got it?" The women looked at him. "GOT IT?" Kazuma yelled. They nodded. "Good," Kazuma turned to walk out the door lending to the main camp, "now it time to take out the trash." Kazuma slammed the tip of the katana in his left hand into the ground. He grabbed his Wadō Ichimonji and put the hilt sideways in his mouth. He rushed out the door and was met by fifty or so bandits. Kazuma killed some of them and finally he was surrounded. The bandits grinned, welding weapons that varied from axes to halberds. They raised their weapons and brought them down. Kazuma, seeing this, crouched down and crossed the two katanas in his hands over his head. The bandits' weapons clanged with Kazuma's katanas. Kazuma started to pivot his body; finally he did a 90 degree turn, pushed his katanas out, and yelled, "Tatsu Maki." The bandits flew away as a gust of wind hit them. The bandits were either unconscious, or immobilized. Kazuma ran further into the bandits' camp.

With the women

The women ran about 100 meters when they ran into Anko, Hayate, Maya, and Suki. They saw the hitai-ite and breathed a sigh of relieve. They were quickly asked what happened. They told the three kunoichi and shinobi about the boy who saved them and how he told them where to go. Anko and Hayate nodded at each other. Anko gestured for the woman and Suki to follow her. Hayate motioned for Maya to follow him. The two of them raced off toward the bandit camp.

With Kazuma

Kazuma had freed more women and girls, much to his disgust, and told them were to go. He had also killed about one third of the bandits and knocked out, or left to die, about another one third. Kazuma had not gotten this far unscathed. He sported a cut on his right bicep, a gash on the left side of his neck, thankfully missing any major blood vesicles, a spear stab in his left thigh and a big gash on his right shin making it hard to walk. "Bravo, boy," a voice yelled. Kazuma looked at the speaker and saw a man dressed up as a samurai. "You would have made for one hell of a fight, but unfortunately, my men want to kill you their self. Good bye." The man turned around and walked back into his giant tent. The bandits charged Kazuma, and Kazuma charged them. He jumped high into the air and yelled, "Hyaku-Hachi Pound Hou." Kazuma flipped and swung his katanas. Bandits saw three lines shoot at them. They had nowhere to run as the attacked came crashing down on them. The ones the attack hit were left bleeding. Kazuma landed in a clearing among the bandits. Kazuma spun and once again yelled "Tatsu Maki." Bandits were knocked away, into one another, building, and sometimes on to their own or other weapons. The remaining bandits scrambled. Kazuma walked up to the supposed samurai tent. He pushed the flap open with one of his katanas and saw the man holding a little girl, about 8. The man pushed a kunai close to the girl's throat, daring Kazuma to move. Kazuma walked forward, all three katanas drawn.

The man laughed, "Do you think I won't kill this girl?" Kazuma shook his head. "Oh yeah, and why is that?"

Kazuma took the katana out of his mouth with his left hand, now holding two katanas. "Because she is the only thing that is stopping me from killing you." The man threw the girl at Kazuma. He catches the girl and spins so the man kunai stabs him in the back. Kazuma looks at the girl and whispers "Close your eyes." Kazuma spins around and cuts the man's head off. He picks the girl up, who stiffens at his touch. "Don't worry; he won't be able to hurt you anymore." The girl breaks down in his arms. After a few minutes, the girl cried herself out and fell asleep. Kazuma, kunai still embedded in his back, shot off, but was stopped by Hayate and Suki.

Suki yelled with tears in her eyes, "KAZUMA, YOU BAKA. YOU COULD…" Kazuma slapped his over her mouth to quiet her. Suki then noticed the girl, "Kazuma, you could have been killed."

Kazuma just said, "Yeah, but I didn't, now did I?" Suki slapped him on the back of his head. "Come on, let's get out of here." With this said, the three ran by to the rest of the team.

Time skip: 5 days

"Man, with civilians that takes a longer time." Kazuma exclaimed, his wounds bandaged, but still hurting. The other four nodded.

One of the women said, "We're sorry we…" She was cut off Kazuma raising his hand.

"Don't worry about it, okay?" the woman nodded and they all once again thanked Kazuma. On the way back to Konoha, Kazuma had been thanked somewhere to some ten thousand times. Girls younger then him began to call him 'Nii-san'. Girls older and women asked him out or sex. He politely declined them say the reaction from them was under mitigating circumstances and that they would probably regret it later. They were saddened by the explanation, but that didn't stop them from asking again.

An ANBU appeared holding a scroll. The ANBU handed to scroll to Hayate and disappeared. "Well, looks like…" cough "…we have to leave immediately…" cough "…to provide back…" cough "…up for Team 7. It seems that…" cough "…they have encountered…" cough "…a missing-nin by the name of…" cough "…Momochi Zabuza." The team turned to look at Kazuma, who wore an evil smirk.

"Finally, payback." Kazuma gripped Wadō Ichimonji.

Longest chapter I have written. Please R&R.