we went into snapes class. he toaut da dark arts. not dark as is blak, bcuz dat was magik jonson. dark as in evil.
i knew dat snape wuz vadermort an wut he had done so we were lookin all angry like at eachodder all class.
"i went bak in time an made sure fried chikin wuznt invented. now u have no magic powers. den all cum up 2 ur room 2night and kill u!"
i cudnt do magik so all class i talkd wit ghost harry.
as i wuz goin to mi room i saw herman an draco lovin up on eachodder. i got rly mad.
den snape came out of his class. "dracula, wat are you doing" he sed.
"WUT!1" i sed.
"VADERMORT U FOOL" sed draco
"oops" sed snape.
den i saw it... draco wuz short 4... DRACULA!
"wut!11" sed herman "ur a vampire?!1"
"DAM" sed dracula
den filtch came in wit his cat sweepin da floors. he turned 2 snape "irchskinveikshin"
"hitler! weve gotta get out of here!1" sed snape
snape took a dolla bill out of his pocket and it grew 2 da size of a carpet.
"EVERYBODY! QUICK! BACK 2 DA LAIR!11" sed vadermort. den snape, flitch and draco jumped on it and flew away.