"U BLEW MI COVA VADERMORT!111" sed dracula. dey were all sittin at da table. vadermort dracula hitler and wolfman.

"wen r da fried babis gonna' get heer!?" sed wolfman.

"enuff chit chat" sed vadermort "i wud like 2 introduce 2 u our most sincer member an da founder of dis organisashun... da deevil."

a death eater rolled in a crinkled old man in a wheel chair.

"i heer dat u boys have been havin trouble killin dis nigga" sed da devil.

"yes" sed vadermort "weve killd him... tried 2 beet him at bromstiks... we dont no wut 2 do!11"

"well deres more den 1 way 2 kill a nigger" sed devil. "in mi day we killd niggers all da time."

"but we have a plan. we went bak in time an made it so dat fried chikin wuz never invented. now he cant use magik. niw all we have to do is kill him 2nite."

"well dis is wut u do..." sed da devil...