"im gonna miss u turtle" sed ghost harry.
"im gonna miss u too ghost harry" i sed.
so i picked up mi suitcase and wnet 2 da gates.
"goodbye" i sed.
den... da gate esploded an vadermort flu in on his dolla bill wit hitler wolfman an dracula! and there army of detheaters!111
"GET DAT NIGGA" he sed an dey all started attak me. dey took out dere guns and dere magik wands and started 2 shoot magik an bullets at mi. but i cudnt fite bak bcuz i cudnt use magik an hary cudnt fite bcuz he wuz a gost.
dracula flew through da air an jumpped on me. "HOW DO U LIKE DA TASTE OF DIS NIGGA" he se an was about to bite my neck. den... HE WUZ KNOCKED OFF BY A FLYING PINK VACUMCLEANER!1111
it wuz.. HERMAN!1111 "TAK DAT MUTHAFUKA" she sed.
"noooo dere gonna soot u!1" i sed an wolfman 2ward her as da detheaters started 2 shoot at her.
den he wuz shot down bi bullets. da dumbledor wuz standing wit a gatling gun in his hands!11
"WHAT" sed vadermort. an da dumbledoor shot him off his dolla bill.
"I THOT WE CUDNT BRING GUNS 2 SKOOL" sed harypotter.
"teechers can" sed da dukbledoor.
he thru me a gun.
"guns dont use magik" he sed.
den we all started 2 fite da detheatters.
da dumbledoor shot down da first row wit his gatling gun. "TAKE DAT BITCHES" he sed.
"URCHKIN FURTIVATIN" sed hitler an took out his RPG lancher an started firen. dey were esplodin everywere.
"DUUUUUUUCK!11111111111111" sed da dumbledoor an we jumped bhind a wall.
we were all firn at dem an dey were firn at us. dere wuz soooo many of dem!1111
den da dumbledoor took a remote control an hit a button.
dere wuz an esploshun in da middle of da detheaters. wolfman howled in pain.
"wut wuz dat?" i sed.
"i put remotecontrol landmines aaaaaallllll over hogwarts incase someden like dis hapined." sed da dumbledoor.
"no my patronis!1" sed herman.
dracula wuz holdin on 2 da flyin pink vacumcleener and da detheaters wuz trin 2 shot it down.
"wait weres harry?!" i sed.
he wuz in da middle of da detheaters but dey cudnt hurt him bcuz he wuz a ghost an he wuz now wite.
d dumbledoor hit 2 more buttens. da entire bak of da detheaters esploded. dracula wuz thrown off da vacumcleener.
da vacumcleener flew bak. it had a hole in da bag.
"nooooooo!11" sed herman and she took out her sewing kit 2 fix it.
a bullet hit da ground bside me. dere were 30 guys on da roof bhind us! i took my gun an shot dem all down.
"tanks" sed da dumbledoor an kept shotin wit his gatlingun. vadermrot wuz trin 2 get away.
"OH HELL NO" i sed an ran out from bhind da wall shootin at vadermort.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111111" sed herman but she was 2 busy sewing 2 do anyting.
i wuz dogin all da bullets an shootin da detheatrs an shootin vadermort.
"good now ive got u" sed da devil.
den i turned around an saw da devil flyin around in his wheelchair.
"TAKE DIS" he sed an a door came out of nowere in front of me. he opened it an 2 detheaters grabbed me. inside da door wuz... HELL(sorry 4 da dirty laguig)!11111111111111111
"NOOOO DERE GONNA PUT U IN HELL BCUZ IF U WENT 2 HEVEN GOD WUD SEND U BAK BUT IF U WENT 2 HELL YOU WOULD NEVA COME BAK!11111111111111111111111" sed harry.
"lololololololololololololololololololololololol" sed da devil evilly.
den out of nowere a basketball came an hit satan out of his chair. it esploded in2 a blak hole! it sucked up da devils chair an da 2 detheaters holdin me.
"am i late?" sed magik jonson.
"ABOUT TIME NIGGER" sed da dumbledoor an hit 2 more buttons. dey blew up somemore detheaters.
"well take it from here" sed magik jonson "u kids get out of here"
so me an herman jumped on da pink vacumcleener an flew away.
"WAIT 4 ME" sed harry.
"YOUR A GHOST U CAN FLY" i sed.
"OH YEAH" sed harry an flew up wit us.
we were goin 2 da only place we knew. shieqwans apartment.