This is going to be a little crack-fic that is meant for some laughs.
This chapter is dedicated to Flipomatic.
Disclaimer: I do not own Up or Bleach. They belong to their respective writers.
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Doug: Throw the ball again!
Russell: Okay boy. Go get it!
Doug: Ball! Ball ball ball ball ball… Hey where am I? What is this pretty light? I like it. Hi light! I'm going to follow you everywhere.
Russell: Doug look out!
Doug: Huh? Oh… Hi car! Will you be my master?
Russell: *sob sob*
(Doug died for all of you who couldn't figure it out)
Doug: Wow its so bright.
Gatekeeper: Um… who are you?
Doug: Hi there. My name is Doug. I am looking for a new master.
Gatekeeper: Whatever, welcome to the soul society.
Doug: Can I go in the gate?
Gatekeeper: Why would you want to go into Rukongai. You are already in the Sereitei.
Doug: cool! Those are awesome names. I must find this Sereitei and ask him if he will be my master.
Gatekeeper: goodbye…
Doug: The walls are so white and shiny. Ooooh. Hey lookie another dog.
Komomura: What are you doing?
Doug: I'm checking to see if you can be my mate.
Komomura: um…
Doug: You can't be… will you be my master instead?? You can throw the ball all you want and I will always bring it back.
Komomura: No I won't be your master. How are you talking to me.
Doug: My old master made me this collar so that I could talk. It is fun to scare people. Please please please be my master. I am the alpha male of my pack!
Komomura: How many dogs are in your pack?
Doug: Well… ever since I left my old one my new pack only has one dog in it. We are growing though. If you become my master then more dogs will join for sure!
Komomura: No.
Doug: Aww… Do you have any friends who would be Doug's master?
Komomura: Yes. Come really close and I will tell you there names.
Doug: okay
Komomura: whisper, potatoes, and pizza.
Doug: Okay! I will find these three people and make them my masters!
Komomura: Bye.
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This was fun to write.
How this is going to work is this is a totally review based story. You write a review saying who you want Doug to meet. Then I write it and everyone is happy. Also you can say if you want Doug to be accepted, denied, or do you want me to decide?
R and R!!