we flew thru da window. glass went everywere. sheiqwaz wuz eatin KFC wit his griffin and wtachin soulplane
"nigga wutchu doin? deres glass on my floor!111" he sed.
"vadermort took away my powers an da devil tried to kill me and put me in hell" i sed.
"daz awful" sed sheiqwaz.
hermon wuz vacumin up da brokin glass.
"how did he take ur powers" he sed.
"he went back in time an uninvented fried chikin" i sed
"fried chikin? wuz dat?" he sed.
"nigga arent u eatin KFC" i sed
"KFC doesnt make fried chikin" he sed.
"we need ur help" sed herman.
"ok ill help u go bak in time" he sed.
den he got out a clock.
"since u dont dont have magik ull need these" he sed. he took out a bigass gun. "an some of des" and he gave me sum grenades.
i tok dem.
"i want 2 go bak in time 2" sed herman.
"oh u dont want 2 go bak in time" he sed "dey dont have pretty dresses or makeup or sewin mashines bak den"
"ur rite i dont want 2 go" sed herman
he put da clock in front of me.
"ill send u bak in time 10 thousen years ago"
den he stared to move da hands bakwards an i stared to fall in2 1 of dos tunnels wit clocks flyin around"
i fell out in hogwarts. alot of tings looked differant. den... sum cracker hit my shoulder as he passed by. he had long hair and a berd.
"who do u tink u are" i sed. den he turned around.
"hi im jesus" he sed.