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I love the summer… it is so peaceful and I don't have homework.
R and R
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Doug: Whisper, Potatoes, and Pizza, I wonder who they are?
Rukia: Um…
Doug: Oh, hi there! Who are you?
Rukia: I'm Rukia, Rukia Kuchki. You are just the cutest little dog I have ever seen. You're almost as cute as my Chappy.
Doug: Have you seen Pizza?
Rukia: No…
Ukitake: Alright Rukia the portal to the world of the living is open.
Rukia: Thank you captain.
Doug: What do you mean? Are you all dead?
Ukitake: Rukia who is this dog?
Rukia: I don't even know…
Doug: My name is Doug! I am searching for my master.
Rukia: I'll be your master!
Doug: Yay!! I will follow you everywhere!
Rukia: Actually you have to stay here; you can't come to the world of the living with me because you're only a spirit.
Doug: Awww
Ukitake: Bye Rukia.
Doug: I'm going to wait here for my Master to return.
Ukitake: You are very cute but I have other business to take care of so I guess I will see you later.
Doug: Now that the man is gone I will follow my master through the weird gate thing. What is that behind me?
Cleaner: grumble grumble (translation- get out of the way you punk)
Doug: I must run, I love to run. Goodbye weird grumbling thing. I'm back on my home street. I wonder if Russell is around. Where has my master gone? Oh! There she is.
Rukia: I can't believe you followed me…
Doug: Hi there master. Of course I followed you because I love you. We will always hang out.
Ichigo: Rukia who is this freak?
Doug: Hey!
Rukia: He is a talking dog I met in the spirit world. Isn't he cute?
Ichigo: No he isn't. Why does he think you're his master?
Rukia: Because I told him that I was. Can we keep him?
Ichigo: No! If we keep him then I will just end up taking care of him.
Rukia: I promise I'll feed him and let him outside. He won't be in your way at all.
Doug: Pleeeeaaase?
Ichigo: What a pain. I'm busy right now can we talk about this later?
Rukia: You are putting this conversation off so you can spy on Karin and Toshiro?
Ichigo: Yes…
Rukia: That is really pitiful Ichigo. How would you like it if someone spied on us during our first date?
Ichigo: That's different!
Rukia: It is not different.
Doug: Date? Isn't that apiece of fruit? Who has a date?
Rukia: Those two over there are on a date.
Doug: I will go get it!
Ichigo: No don't go over there! Damnnit he ran away.
Rukia: Don't worry Ichigo he will return soon since I am his master!
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Doug: *sniff sniff* I do not smell any dates… where are you hiding them?
Toshiro: …
Karin: Woah a talking dog! That is so cool.
Toshiro: Yea.
Doug: My owner gave me this collar so that I could talk. I can also speak in almost every other language known to mankind.
Karin: Aww, your so cute.
Doug: Are you guys Whisper, Potatoes, or Pizza?
Karin: Nope. My name is Karin and this is Toshiro.
Doug: Toshiro? That is a sweet name!
Toshiro: Thanks I guess…
Doug: I heard you were on a date. Why would you choose to sit down on a piece of innocent fruit like that?
Karin: Huh, we are on a date but I'm not sitting on any fruit.
Toshiro: *sigh* this dog is stupider than he looks.
Doug: Hey! I am the alpha leader of my pack.
Toshiro: How many dogs are in your pack?
Doug: There are two of us. Komomura looks up to me I think.
Toshiro: Komomura is in your pack?
Doug: Yep! You can't join though since you aren't a dog.
Karin: Toshiro is short enough to pass off as one though.
Toshiro: That's not true. Look how much taller I am than this dog.
Doug: My name is Doug. Also Komomura is really really tall so if you had any dog in you I would let you join.
Karin: Do you have a master?
Doug: Yes, yes I do. My master is named Rukia. She is over there in the bushes with a man that I do not know. I think my master said his name was Ichigo.
Toshiro: Ichigo huh?
Doug: Yep! Is that helpful?
Karin: Very helpful Doug. Thank you.
Doug: Where can I get a date?
Toshiro: Try the dog park.
Doug: They have dates there?
Karin: Give it up Shiro-chan, Doug is hopeless, now lets go kick some strawberry butt.
Doug: Strawberries?
Toshiro: Bankai- Daiguren Hyourinmaru!!!!
Ichigo: Umm Toshiro. Is it too late to apologize?
Doug: I am going to go to the dog park to find dates and strawberries!
Rukia: Bye my little friend. I have to run away right now but we will meet up later.
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The second chapter of this cracky-fic is now complete!
I'm having soooo much fun writing this and I hope you all enjoyed reading it.
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