I was so amazed i wuz gonna pee myself... jesus... WAS WHITE!
"oh my god" i sed.
"hey hey hey dont talk abot my dad dat way" he sed
"im sorry" i sed
"i havent seen u b4. were r u from" he sed
"im from the future and ive cum 2 da past 2 invent fried chikin" i sed
"fried chikin" he sed "wuts that"
"its da best food in da hooooole world" i sed
"why do u want to creat fried chikin" he sed
"becuz witout it i cant use magik" i sed
"well i can fix dat" sed jesus
den he put his hand on my hed and sed "HEAL" and... my magik powers were back!11
"wow" i sed. i looked at da ground. "fried chikin" i sed but dere wuz no ried chikin,
"you should get rid of that gun" sed jesus "theyre not allowed at school. u cud get crucified"
i didnt no how he saw da gun but he pointed to my shirt and dey flew out an disapered.
"dont u need a wand 4 dat" i sed
"i never need a wand" he sed
"wow u must b a grate wiserd" i sed
"i lerned it at skool. do u go 2 school?"
"i used to..." i sed
"u have to go 2 skool" sed jesus " dat way you can get a high payin job. wen i graduate i wan carpender"
"well until i make fried chikin and get home can i go 2 ur school?" i sed
"sure but we need 2 go see da dumbledoor first" sed jesus