HELLOOOOOOOOOO AGAIN!

I keep almost forgetting to email the chapters to myself. It's because I'm still on the old iPod, and unlike the newer one I can't get my notes from it through Gmail. Anyway...

THE PLOT HAS ARRIVED! Or has it?

I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, YGOTAS, Hetalia, the fanfiction site, Bakura's hair (I wish!), the British language Slenderman (the game or the abridged version), or any of the character/trademarks in those.

R&R

ENJOY~!

"Ugh!" Marik put all of his weight on the door, trying to push it closed. "Piss off, Slenderman!"

"Hey, guuuuuyyyysss!" Slenderman said again. "Can I beeee in the fanfiiiiic?"

"No! Piss off!" Marik shouted.

Slenderman effortlessly pushed the door open, knocking Marik back a few feet.

"Hey, guuuuuys!" He said cheerfully, waving his tentacle arms around. "Is Bakura heeeereeee? I want tooooo ask him if I can beeeee in the fanfiiiiic. Can yooooou ask him for meeeee?"

"No!" Marik shouted as he stood up. "He would tell you to piss off as well! How the hell did you get here anyway? Aquailita doesn't want you in the fanfic."

"I found my way heeeeere through randomgirl40. I think sheeeee wanted meeeeee to be in the fanfic. I would like to beeeee in the fanfic. Can I be in the fanfiiiiic?"

"You already are! Now piss off!"

Slenderman looked around the apartment. He caught sight of Ryou gawking at him in confusion and wonder. "Hey, Marik, who's thaaaaat?" Slenderman asked. "He looks like Bakuuuura, but he looks toooooo cuuuuuute and iiiiiinoceeeent. Is he a child? Can I eeeeeeat him?"

Ryou's eyes widened. "No bloody way! Sod off, Slenderman!"

Slenderman's mouth pulled into a tight line. His tentacles stopped waving and he looked a bit taken aback. Ryou stared directly into where Slenderman's eyes would be (if he had any) with a pissed-off expression on his face.

"Woooooow," Slenderman finally said. "Bakura aaaaalllllways tells me to piss off, but he has neeeeeever told me to sooooood off befoooooore. I like your styyyyyyle, kiiiiid. Can I eat yoooouuuuu?"

A random spurt of tea suddenly came flying at Slenderman's face.

Marik's jaw dropped and he looked at Ryou, who had his arm outstretched and his palm aimed straight at Slenderman's face.

"Sod off you bloody buggering wanker!" Ryou shouted after lowering his arm.

Slenderman frowned. "Geeeeeeeee. I can seeeeee that I am not wanted here. That is okay. I will staaaaay in the fanfiiiiic, but I will go baaaaack to my resideeeeecnce next doooooor." Slenderman's smile returned. "Haaave fun, guuuuyyys! Tell Bakuuuuura I said hiiiii! Bye, guuuuuyyyyysssss!"

At last, Slenderman creeped away.

Marik quickly ran and closed the door behind him. He locked every single lock that was on the door. Then he leaned against the door and slid to the floor. "Thank Ra he's gone! That was annoying! Why does he have to be our neighbor?!" Marik focused on Ryou and smiled. "That was amazing! You got him to leave! Usually it takes Bakura and I a little longer than that to get him to leave us alone!"

Ryou smiled and blushed. "Why thank you! It was nothing, really."

"And by the way, what the frig was that?! The tea thing!"

Ryou held his hand up and turned his palm skyward. A moment later, a teeny little fountain of tea shot out of his palm. Then it evaporated. "That was my Tea Attack. I'm Limey Man, remember?"

Marik narrowed his eyes and just stared at Ryou while shaking his head. "I don't even... I'm going to go into my room to take a nap. This whole day has been so exhausting for me in more ways than one. If you don't want your blood on a Millenium Item again, I suggest you don't bother me."

Ryou looked down at the Millenium Ring, then held it protectively. When he looked up, Marik was already gone.

He sighed and stood up, turned off the TV which Marik had forgotten to turn off, and began heading for his room as well.

But just like with Marik, the doorbell rang just as he was about to enter the hallway.

Ryou's gaze shot to the front door. Then he looked at Marik's bedroom door. He waited a few seconds, but Marik didn't come out. The doorbell rang again, but after a few more seconds Marik still didn't emerge. He didn't know if Bakura was still knocked out, and he very much wanted to keep his blood inside his body. So he decided to answer it himself.

But he had a terrible feeling that he was about to make one of the biggest mistakes in his life.

Yes. Ryou is Limey Man. Obviously.

The second lie is in the next chapter!

See you next chapter!

BYEEEEEEEEEEEE~!