"good mornin" dey both sed.
i wuz suprised. jesus didnt have a small white boy penis. he had a big black boy penis.
"well we better be goin down to brekfest" sed judas
"hey wait!" sed sed lincon "you cant go out like that!"
"why?" i sed
"bcuz your not dressed n school uniform!"
"oh i forgot!" sed jesus. he pulled sometin out of his pocket an put it on my head. it wuz a jew hat!
"that looks alot better" said abraham lincon and tipped his hat to me.
we finished brekfast. den we went to math class wit professor soloman. snape wuz sittin at da back bcuz he had da class next. soloman had a baby on his desk.
"now class how many babies do I have on my desk" sed professer soloman. mary margerine raised her hand.
"one baby" she sed.
"thats right" sed soloman "now how many babies would i have if i cut dis baby in 2?"
no bodyanswered. den mary margerine raised her hand "two babies" she sed.
"daz correct!" sed soloman and he took out his chainsaw. he cut da baby in 2. blod went everywhere. snape licked his lips.
for da rest of da class soloman showed us how to make 4 babies out of 2 babies and 6 babies out of 4 babies.
when clas ended we had dark arts wit perfesser snape. he went up 2 da front of da class.
"goodmorning class" he sed "im ur new dark arts teacher." en he took up all da babies dat soloman left behind. "today ill teech u how to eat babies"
"WUT" sed jesus
"ur not trying to cause trouble are you mr. christ?" sed snape
"we cant eat babies!" sed jesus
"you can if you want an A !" sed snape.
"dont worry perfessor snape. ill eat babies." sed a meen looking boy. his name was goliath.
"thank you goliath. you are a nice an well mannered young man. u get an A." sed snape.
not everyone ate babies dat class. only da evil ppl did.
"turtle, mr. christ, can i see u after class" he sed when class ended.
we stayed.
"if you boys cause anymore trouble then ill have to punish you" he sed.
den we left.