SORRY SORRY SORRY! I totally forgot to update yesterday! A thing was happening in a place for a time and-
HERE'S YOUR CHAPTER!
This chapter has a lot of fun in it!
That is, if you're Bakura or Melvin or Slenderman or a psychopath or just a person who likes blood and death.
Oh wait...by death, I meant the Shadow Realm.
And also people died.
But it's okay. No one important died.
I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh!, YGOTAS, Hetalia, Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure, Skylanders: Giants, Skylanders: Swap Force, the fanfiction site, Bakura's hair, the British language, Slenderman (the game or the abridged version), or any of the character/trademarks in those.
R&R
ENJOY~!
The next day, the three of them spent most of the time from morning to afternoon helping Melvin move in to Slenderman's apartment.
Ryou ordered Marik and Bakura to wear black pants and T-Shirts that they would be comfortable working in. Marik resisted because that would mean covering up his midriff, but Ryou instigated and threatened to use his British Rage and Tea Attack on him if he didn't.
The trio went over to Slenderman'a apartment shortly after they had finished breakfast.
For Ryou, it was the first time he had seen it. For Marik, it was only the second.
The apartment was the same format as theirs, except everything was designed to look like stuff from the original Slenderman game. The walls were painted like the dark forest and the floor was painted like the forest floor. The walls and ceiling of the hallway were painted to look like that tunnel in the game. The decor of the bathroom made it look exactly like the bathrooms in that weird bathroom maze thing. There was a room that contained dead children and souls, but it was okay because there was some magic thingy preserving them so they wouldn't smell like deadness but didn't mask the smell of blood. Every piece of furniture in the living room and kitchen was painted either black or to look like it was made of rock or the wood of the trees from the game. All of the lights were broken and replaced by really bright flashlights taped to wherever the light bulbs used to be. Only Slenderman could reach the ones on the ceiling to turn them on and off, to replace the batteries, or to change the bulbs. There were notes all over the walls of the bedrooms. Slenderman's bedroom was the same as the one that Ryou had in the other apartment, while Melvin would be moving into the same room that Marik was in in the other apartment. Slendy's bed looked like the pickup truck from the game.
Of course, there was blood like friggin everywhere!
Bakura was very much enjoying how dark and bloody the whole place was.
Ryou didn't spend more time than necessary in Slenderman's apartment because he didn't want to be scarred for life again.
Marik was sorely disappointed that walking on the floor didn't sound like walking in cereal.
All three of them did the same things, but Marik mostly helped with the physical moving, Bakura did most of the stealing, and Ryou acted as the organizer of their work and distraction when they were stealing stuff.
They stole a computer for Melvin, 'bought' him his own clothes (and by bought I mean pretended to buy but they stole the money from the cash register after paying), stocked the fridge with food that Melvin would eat, and did other things that involved stuff they had to steal (as opposed to buying).
Ryou tried to clean up a bloodstain on the floor twice, but both Slenderman and Melvin on a separate occasion each stopped him from doing so.
Bakura constantly wondered how Melvin could be bloodthirsty like him but still be a vegetarian like Marik. But then he realized that Melvin wasn't a true vegetarian because he eats souls and that's considered spiritual cannibalism.
The whole time, Marik wondered why Melvin and Bakura didn't like each other and why Bakura was annoyed by Slenderman so much when all three of them were so similar and had similar tastes and preferences! He couldn't figure it out, so he just made up a theory that Bakura resisted being friends with Melvin because he didn't like psychoshipping.
By the time they were done, it was past lunchtime and everyone was tired and hungry, so they all went out to eat.
Somehow, the hikaris failed to notice that their yamis had taken their Millennium Items.
On the way, people died.
Slenderman ate two children and a midget that looked like a child. Bakura wished that it had been Yugi. Or Mokuba.
Bakura stole a total of about $100 (or whatever currency you want) in money and valuables and sent five and a half people to the Shadow Realm. he also stabbed three people in the arm.
Melvin hugged six people with the Millennium Rod, killing four of them, and chainsawed one person to death.
Together, Marik and Ryou's sexiness and cuteness made seven people faint and three people stop in their tracks, and five out of the ten of them were fangirls. Five of the fainters hit their heads and cracked their skulls and died, while two of the people who froze were run over by some vehicle and died.
The same exact statistics were true on the way back home.
So in total, on the way to and from where they ate, the five of them together killed a total of 40 and two halves people, which if you count both half people as one person, is a total death count of 41 people. And since they ended up not paying for their lunch, they made a total profit of $200.
"$200 and 41 deaths," Bakura announced as they walked down the hallway of their building, heading for their apartments. "That has to be a record for the most successful killing spree any of us have ever done."
"Ryou helped!" Marik pointed out.
"We should do this more often," Melvin said.
"No we shouldn't!" Ryou cried.
Bakura held out a bag from the bakery to Ryou.
Ryou knew what was inside. His eyes lit up and he smiled wide. He snatched the bag and started eating from it. "Yes, we should do this more often," he said much more cheerfully.
"Good hikari," Bakura said as he patted Ryou's head. Then he turned to Marik and whispered, "The cream puff bribe always works."
Melvin overheard that and smirked evilly.
Ryou finished off the cream puffs by the time they had reached their doors.
Bakura sent the empty bag to the Shadow Realm so he wouldn't have to worry about throwing it out later.
Marik made it a point to get Melvin one of those fake Millennium Rods because he wanted the real one back, and besides all Melvin really used it for was stabbing people. He told Melvin this and took the real Rod back. Melvin agreed to it.
"You two had better not plan on doing any stupid sentimental farewell," Bakura said to Ryou and Melvin.
Melvin and Ryou exchanged glances.
"He caught us," they said to each other.
lol wasnt that fun?
hope you liked my description of Slendy's place.
Next chapter, we say good-bye to Melvin...
See you next chapter!
BYEEEEEEEEEEEE~!