A/N: Ok, clearly I have some sort of insomnia or something. Due to the response I've gotten in the last hour or so, I'm making this ongoing, because 1. They're incredibly short, 2. I have many ideas for how Sully can bite it, although they're kinda out there, and 3. I feel like it. So, here's another one, enjoy!
Sully plays with animals
Tim Sullivan, aka Sully, was walking alone through the woods, thinking. He was supposed be out on a date with Temperance, but she'd called to cancel, saying she didn't feel well. He could've sworn he heard a man's voice in the background, something that sounded a lot like Booth, but he refused to believe it.
Temperance was head over heels in love with him; plain and simple. He could feel it. He heard a rustling in the bushes near him, and glanced over in the direction of the noise. He didn't have time to react as the pack of rabid wolverines flew at him, snarling. He tried to protect his face with his hands, but it was no use. They ripped him to shreds. When they were finished with him, there was nothing left but a complete skeleton, completely devoid of flesh.
The next day Sully's remains were recovered and Brennan identified them herself. She shrugged indifferently as the ID was confirmed with dental records. Now, she didn't have to break up with him, although…she held up the skull in front of her.
"Sully, we're through. I'm with Booth now. Sorry." She replaced the skull and left to meet Booth.
A/N: So, good…or bad? If there's a way you want Sully to die, run it by me! Thank you, fellow Sully haters!!