A/N: Yes, I'm posting another one! Yes, I have too much time on my hands! Yes, I never leave my computer! I could go on and on, but I'll shut up and commence with the death, which was suggested by the awesome rebekadunn, with a tad bit of tweaking. Enjoy!

Rude Awakenings

Tim Sullivan, aka Sully, was crossing the street in front of the diner when he happened to glance in the window. He couldn't believe his eyes. His girlfriend was sitting at a table, across from her partner, and they were sharing a kiss!! Sully was in shock. He stopped in the middle of the street, his mouth hanging open, and as a result, failed to see the oncoming truck until it was too late.

It smashed into him, leaving him bloody and broken, but still alive, in the street. He was brought to the hospital where he lay in a coma for a time.

When he awoke, he found Brennan there. It warmed his heart to see her, but it didn't last, as Booth came into the room and the two started to make out right in front of him. Sully didn't 

know what to think, and was even more shocked when the two of them stumbled backwards onto the hospital bed he was occupying, completely ignoring him and the fact that they were in the hospital! They started to remove each other's clothing, and suddenly Brennan became aware that Sully was in the room.

"Sully, I think we need to take a break. I'm sorry," she said between her and Booth's shared kisses.

Sully's heart couldn't take the shock of what was happening right in front of him…well right on top of him, and promptly had a heart attack. The doctors came rushing in with a crash cart, but were unable to use it because of Brennan and Booth's activities atop the hospital bed. They shrugged at one another, none really caring anymore. They didn't want to disturb the couple with the trite act of reviving Sully, so they left, and Sully died.

A/N: Ta da!! Hope you liked it! More to come!!