A/N: And here we are, once again, because I cannot leave these alone! This death brought to you by Boothlover101, in conjunction with your friendly, insomniac author. Enjoy!!
Sully vs. Shamu
Tim Sullivan, aka Sully, was feeling very happy. His girlfriend, Temperance Brennan, had taken him along with her while she worked a case with Booth in Florida. She'd given him a pass to go to SeaWorld for the day so he wouldn't get bored while she and Booth worked. She'd given Booth a look as she said the word 'work'.
If Sully didn't know any better, he'd think they were using the time to have sex. But that was impossible. Tempe would never do that to him. She loved him, not Booth.
He watched the killer whale show. They'd always been his favorite as a child. After the show, he ambled down next to the tank to see them up close. They didn't look too happy to see him, but Sully was oblivious. The trainer noticed him staring and asked if he'd like to come up on the platform to watch the small pod get fed.
Sully couldn't believe his good luck. He'd have to tell Tempe all about this! He eagerly climbed up onto the platform.
This made the whales even angrier. Unfortunately (yea, right, more like fortunately), the platform was slippery and Sully slipped, hitting his head on the platform before slipping in the water.
When he came to a moment later, he was surrounded by angry killer whales. They attacked him then, tossing him back and forth between them, playing with him. Finally, when they'd tired of their game, the one who had him, bit him in two, leaving the halves floating in the water.
The trainer found a large net, and removed the pieces from the pool. She couldn't care less. In fact, she turned to the stands that faced the stage, and gave a thumbs-up to the pair sitting in the back row.
Booth and Brennan were there, watching the whole thing after having afternoon sex in Sully's hotel room. Brennan yawned lazily, and turned to Booth.
"Let's go see the dolphins."
"Sounds good." They got up and left for the dolphin tank.
A/N: Hope you liked it. If you didn't already know, I LOVE WRITING THESE!! Just had to reiterate that.