A/N: Ok, fellow Sully haters, I'm taking a bit of a break here for a little more implausible Sully death action. This one suggested by the always fantastic CSI-4077. Enjoy!
Size matters Sully!
Tim Sullivan, aka Sully, was on his ship in the Bahamas, heading toward the dock. He was so close to being home. He couldn't wait to see his girlfriend again. Just knowing that she was waiting for him to come home to her made him feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Little did he know after she'd seen him off that day, she had never looked back, becoming involved with her partner and finally seeing the error of her ways.
But he had no idea. And couldn't think otherwise of her. He was so caught up in thinking about her that he wasn't paying attention to where he was going. His little boat swung directly into the path of an oncoming cruise ship.
Booth and Brennan looked out from the deck of the cruise ship, admiring the crystal clear water. Little did they know that an unsuspecting Sully was nearby. They both had other things on their minds, and turned from the deck to go back to their cabin to have wild sex.
Meanwhile, Sully noticed the huge shadow of the cruise ship fall over him, but it was too late. The cruise ship plowed into the little boat, reducing it to a floating heap of trash.
Sully bobbed up and down in the water, still alive and in shock over the loss of his boat. He began to swim to shore when he noticed something swimming toward him at a very fast rate. It didn't register in his mind that it was a shark until it was too late.
The shark, thinking Sully was some kind of fish, barreled into him, latching onto his leg in the process. Sully was swung back and forth, and the shark ended up eating him. Well, almost all of him.
Two weeks later, an ugly sandal washed ashore and was promptly thrown in the trash by an environmentally conscious beach-goer. It was all that remained of Timothy Sullivan, and now it was dumpster food.
A/N: How was it? I noticed sometimes he dies right away, and sometimes he clings to life for awhile. Hope that doesn't bug anyone. I like variety I suppose. Please review! I could always use more ideas! I have a lot to get through, but I update so much, I'll get them all done in no time, I'm sure. Thank you!!