A/N: Ok, I've had enough of working on my speech, so I'm doing this because I'm not tired yet. I'm too psyched for the epi tomorrow!! I have to work, but will be recording it! This death suggested by Asharra, and tweaked ever so slightly. Enjoy!!

Sully's bones

Tim Sullivan, aka Sully, was visiting his girlfriend at the Jeffersonian. He wanted to invite her to dinner that night. He was told by Angela that she was taking a break…with Booth. Sully was unfazed. He knew they often had lunch together. She and Booth were just partners.

Of course, what he didn't know was that Brennan was actually hard at 'work'…in a storage closet…with Booth.



He sat waiting in Temperance's office for her to return. He couldn't wait to surprise her. The longer he waited, the more boredom began to sit in. Sully was incapable of sitting still for any length of time, even for the time needed for Booth and Brennan to finish their closet quickie.

He began wandering around her office, snooping around. He opened a desk drawer, and was surprised to find a box of condoms nestled inside along with an assortment of office supplies. He smiled. What did Tempe have in mind for the two of them? Whatever it was, he liked the idea of it. A little messing around in her office perhaps? (My god, he's an idiot, isn't he?)

He wandered over a closet and opened the door. Earlier Brennan had placed a tub of bones from Limbo in there, just until she had time later that day to look at them. Curious about the contents of the tub, Sully stood on tiptoe, as he was ridiculously short, and attempted to pull the tub down.

He lost his balance, however, with one hand on the tub. It tipped over and a skull fell on Sully. It fell hard on Sully's skull, knocking him unconscious. The other bones followed, burying him, covering his face. He couldn't breathe.

When Booth and Brennan returned from their activity, Brennan entered her office and noticed the pile of bones on Sully.



"Oh my god, my bones!!" She raced over to them, to make sure they hadn't sustained any damage, putting them carefully back in the tub. As she did, she uncovered Sully, who had suffocated. She put the tub on the table, and picked up the phone to call a custodian to clean up the rest of the mess.

A/N: Not sure if that could actually kill him, but in this weird world I've created, anything goes!!