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Teenage Mutant Ninja Sully
Tim Sullivan, aka Sully, was walking along, thinking about Temperance Brennan, his wonderful, faithful girlfriend. He was basically stalking her, circling her building over and over again, hoping to catch a glimpse of her in the window. It was the only way he could actually her, since she was always too busy with work to see him.
He didn't mind; he knew she was a very busy woman. After circling the building for the 100th time, Sully finally got his wish. He saw Temperance in the window, but she wasn't alone.
He squinted upward, staring at the window, while still walking very slowly. Was that…Booth? No, couldn't be. She wouldn't do that to him. But, whoever it was, it almost looked like they were kissing.
Since Sully was so focused on the window, he wasn't watching where he was going. He stepped over an open manhole. He immediately fell down, down, down, into the sewer, cracking his skull on the ground below. He never did figure out who was up there with his girlfriend, and even if it had been confirmed, he still wouldn't have believed it.
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