Author note: Thank you! Thank you all so much for reviewing. I did try really hard to be funny, guess I succeeded then? Yay! I want to personally thank all those who read and reviewed -bows-. I havent played Final Fantasy 8 in a long time since the PS2 is broken, but I will do my best to try and remember all the text. Infact, just to get the subtitle text in last chapter I had to look up screenshots and man was that fun XX. Anyways I'm sure none of you readers want to read my ramblings so... ON WITH THE SHOW!

Final Fantasy 8 Deleted Scenes

Chapter 2: Headaches and Field Exams

Nurse: Hey, kid! Wake up!

Squall: Huh? Who are you? Are you god coming to take me to Heaven!

Nurse: Oh, Seifer must have went a little TOO rough on you. How many times have I have I told him to stop trying to seriously murder his team mates? Oh! About 5 million times!

Squall: Can we NOT talk about that blonde for awhile?

Nurse: Alright, say.. Can you say your name for me?

( The screen brings up a computer keyboard, You click default because your too damn lazy to think of another name!)

Squall: Squall..? You know, I shouldn't have to tell you my name... ARE YOU THAT DUMB WOMAN!

Nurse: Alright then, seems your not too terribly injured. I'm going to go call your intructor Quistis Trepe.

( She starts walking away, looks back at him)

Nurse: And no more training. It's getting terribly hard to wash all your blood off my uniform. I don't want your cooties.

Squall: Go away already!

(Nurse walks away and calls Quistis)

(Squall see's a girl)

Elone: It's been awhile, Squally-kun

Squall: Who are you?

Elone: Uhm... uh... no one! -starts walking away before tripping- ACK!

Director: CUTT CUTT! Elone your supposed to walk away without tripping on anything! Squall your not supposed to say anything!

Squall: Screw you! I don't need somebody that doesn't know me, or my personality, putting text into my mouth! I don't want to say things I don't want! I'm going to say what I want!

Elone: He's got a point..

(She walks out)

(Quistis walks in, she sighs)

Quistis: -sighs- I knew I should have become a Computer Tech.

Squall: Oh give it a rest...

Quistis: Let's go before I fall asleep...

( They walk out)

Quistis: Your being awfully quiet Squall.

Squall: ...

Quistis: Was is something I said?

Squall: ...

Quistis: What's the matter?

Squall: It's none of your damn-

Quistis: - Buisiness... -starts laughing-

Seifer: -comes up- Oy Squall!

Squall: Oh great it's-

Quistis: Blondie bear! -she called happily-

Seifer: ... Huh? That's not in the-

Quistis: -Script..

Squall: Okay that's getting extremely-

Quistis: -Annoying...

Seifer: Why are you-

Quistis: - Finishing our sentences...

Squall and Seifer: STOP DOING-

Quistis: -That...

Squall: That's it! I'm outta here!

Seifer: Me too!

Quistis: Hey Squall! Wait! You still have to get your GF Ifrit!

Squall: GF? -asks stupidly- I don't want a Girl Friend!

Seifer: Not Girl Friend! Guardian Fighter! You dumbass!

Squall: DON'T YOU START WITH ME!

Seifer: DO YOU WANT ME TO SCAR YOUR OTHER EYE!

Squall: WANT ME TO STEAL RINOA!

Seifer: Do you- hey you havent even met Rinoa yet!

Squall: SO WHAT!

Quistis: Alright break it up! Squall! Let's go get your GF now!

Squall: Oh fine!

(They walk until they reach the cave entrance)

Quistis: Instructor Quistis Trepe, with student Squall Lionhart. Requesting permission to enter.

Guy#1: Please select time limit...

Squall: I hate time limits, they are in every game... They suck ass!

Quistis: Make it unlimited or else I'll kick ya in the balls!

Guy#2: Request accepted. The time limit has been set to "Unlimited Mode", so tale as much time as you want!

(They walk in and after awhile they meet up with Ifrit)

(Ifrit was watching T.V. The news to be precise)

Ifrit: Damn, I hate it when someone wants to tame me... -looks at them- and you two must be them. Honestly do I have to fight you?

Squall: -casts Pheonix- NOW YA DO!

( -I always called the lightning bird Pheonix, and looking back on it now, I don't know why-)

Quistis: -casts Shiva- HOW ABOUT A LITTLE ICECREAM!

Ifrit: OH NO! THEY HAVE SHIVA! Damnit, Shiva, you cheated on me with these weaklings!

Shiva: ...? Hey your the one who wanted to be all fiery, not me!

Squall: Stop fighting and join already!

Quistis: Can I bribe you?

Ifrit: oooh! Gil! How much?

Quistis: 5000 Gil..

Ifrit: Make it 6000 and you got yourself a deal...

Quistis: Deal.. -gives 6k-

Ifrit: -jumps around- woot! Well you have one! -goes into Squalls brain-

Squall: Oh I got a headache...

(They go back to Balamb Garden)

Squall: -goes to dorms and puts on his uniform, eventually he meets Sophie- ...?

Sophie: Oh hi! Are you going on a field mission too!

Squall: Yes.. And you are?

Sophie: I'm Sophie! I'm going on the field mission in hopes of becoming a Seed!

Squall: -stares for a second- a Seed? What kind? An acorn tree seed?

Sophie: Don't joke! Seed's are the most important people in all the world! They protect the innocent and punish the evil!

Squall: If you ask me it's all these crazy giggly girls who are evil...

Sophie: Hey what's that supposed to mean!

Squall: Nothing let's just go to the directory...

( The soon arrive at the directory)

Seifer: Wait, let me guess... I'm on his team? -points at Squall-

Squall: There's just no way in hell that I'm on his team! -points at Seifer-

Quistis: You are correct... Infact there's one more... Zell?

(Zell comes flipping over, and makes a thumbs up pose)

Zell: Yo! The name's Zell Ditch!

Seifer: Don't fall in a ditch...

Zell: So you wanna be a wiseguy, eh!

Quistis: That's aslo going to be your Squad captian...

Zell and Squall: SAY WHAT NOW!

Sophie: Haha! You two get the spycho! -goes off to find her squad captain-

Seifer: Say what?

Quistis: You heard me correctly...

Squall: OH HELL NO! THIS GUY GOES EVIL IN THE END! I DON'T WANT HIM AS MY CAPTAIN!

Seifer: HELLO! I'm not the sappy one!

Zell: Shut up... I got a schedule to go to a rave when we get back...

Squall: You mean IF we get back...

Seifer: If... If is good...

(Pain and Panic appear)

Pain: YOU STOLE

Panic: OUR LINES!

Squall: Shut -kills Pain-

Seifer: up! -kills Panic-

Zell: The hell did they come from!

Author: Since when did Disney characters appear in squaresoft? Oo

All: I don't know!

Author: Anyways, on with the show!

Zell: I don't want to be ordered around by you...

Fujin: Deal with it... I'm going...

(And here comes the headmaster!)

End

Author Note: Woot! chapter two done! I have gotten the idea to bring in characters from other animes and games soon. Because I'm really bored about it. Sorry that this chappie wasn't that funny. Gomen! I will keep trying!