Author's note: Thanks to all of you reviewers! Woot! Finally chapter 3! Wee! In this chapter you will meet one of the world's two most favorite Final Fanatasy main character males! CLUE: They're both blond, both from final fantasy. And yes I have the game Kingdom hearts. I meant Squaresoft Final fantasy. Although KH also has FF in it too. So I guess you've got a point. Maybe I'll bring in some KH characters soon. XD And maybe some people from Fruits Basket! Woot! the ideas are coming in! On with the show!
Final Fantasy 8 Deleted Scenes
Chapter 3: Field Exams and The Blonde Duo
(And so the headmaster explains everything cause I am too lazy to type it all, soon they go to balamb city and go on those boat shuttles to the town they are destined)
Zell: You Squall! Can I see your sword?
Squall: No...
Zell: Oh come on! Please! -makes puppy eyed face-
Seifer: Leave him alone, he said no, chicken boy...
Zell: SAY WHAT!
Seifer: Chi-cken boy
Zell: ALRIGHT THAT DOE IT! -he gets up and starts pumping his fists-
Seifer: That's supposed to hurt me? What are you attacking me with? Wind?
Quistis: Wind no Jistu!
Zell: -is sent flying back in his seat- OUCH! Damn teacher!
Quistis: Shut your mouth! I got soap and I'm not afraid to use it!
Seifer: Chicken boy...
Zell: grrr!
Squall: Haha! Chicken boy!
Zell: I'm no chicken boy!
Quistis: Shut up! We're about to enter harbor!
Seifer: Yo Squall! Go up and see what's going on...
Squall: No...
Seifer: You'll defy your commanding officer?
Squall: Commanding officer my ass...
Seifer: Go up and see...
Squall: Why don't you get off your own fat ass and see for yourself!
Seifer: Do it!
Squall: MAKE ME MONKEY BOY!
Quistis: Enough... we'll make a vote.. all in favor of Squall going up, say aye...
(Seifer is the only one who puts his hand up)
Squall: all in favor of Seifer going up, say aye.
(Everyone except Seifer puts up their hands and says Aye)
Seifer: DAMNIT!
Quistis: Looks like Seifer has to go see what's going on outside...
Squall: Haha! Unlike you people actually LIKE me!
Zell: Haha! Blonde boy's got what's coming to him!
Seifer: Try to remember Zell... Your blonde too...
Zell: Oh yeah... DAMNIT!
(Seifer goes up. He looks forward as a seagull poops on him)
Seifer: Damnit! You goddamn bird!
Zell: Haha!
Seifer: Shut up...
(They landed on the shore and everyone piled out)
Squall: I want seashells!
Seifer: no! We have to go now!
Zell: Yup...
(The 3 of them faught their way to central fountain)
Squall: Blah...
Seifer: -sigh- I hate waiting...
Zell: Waiting waiting waiting
Squall: Waiting waiting waiting
Seifer: Waiting waiting waiting
All 3: Shut up!
( That song was the rawhide song! Well anyways they wait enough and then after a few minutes of bored gameplay your one your way to the tower)
Squall: woot!
Seifer: -jumps- Come and get me!
Selphie: -falls on Zell- ack!
Zell: oof!
( they run into the tower, after awhile they arrive at the top, big satelite movie, then that big giant monster..)
Squall: -summons ifrit-
Zell: -summons Pheonix-
Selphie: -summons Shiva-
Fiend: -loses quarter half it's health-
Unknown: Oy! Need help with that!
( Squall, Selphie, and Zell look back to saw a tall blonde with a large-ass sword!)
Unknown: -walks infront of them, he does a cool overdrive and practically destroys it-
Unknown: -comes over and looks at it- Oy, I think you overdid it, Cloud!
Cloud: Yeah yeah, forget it Tidus...
Tidus: Shut up...
Squall: ...?
Zell: ...?
Selphie: THERES A HUGE SPIDER ABOVE US!
((all 6 run for it))
The six of them ran through the town being chased. Squall is the last to enter the ship as Quistis shoots the metal bug.
(Soon they all get back to Balamb Garden)
Zell: That was fun!
Squall: Yeah if you enjoy being chased by metal BUGS!
Selphie: Okay I'm gonna go now... bai!
Zell: Rave here I come!
(Selphie, Quistis, Seifer, and Zell leave)
Squall: -sighs- right, leave me with the two blondes...
Cloud: Hey watch it pal!
Tidus: Cloud calm down...
Cloud: Why should I!
Tidus: Because I'm cuter than you!
Cloud: Nuh uh! My sword's bigger than yours!
Tidus: Damn I can't argue with that...
( We now go to Seifer)
Seifer: Some idiots really need to dye their hair... I hate sharing my hair color with dumb people...
Unknown: At least I'm younger...
Seifer: What! Who's there!
(Seifer looked at a boy with Silver hair)
Unknown: Oh me? Why?
Seifer: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!
Seifer: HEY KID! TELL ME ALREADY!
Unknown: It's not kid... Call me -does funky pose- Riku...
Seifer: Riku?
Riku: That's what I said or werent you listening?
Seifer: Shut up...
Riku: MAKE ME!
To be continued...
Author note: Thanks for reading. My Minions, my friends. This is Rei, signing off!