Author's Note: Sorry I havent updated in so long. I'm really sorry!
Final Fantasy 8 Deleted Scenes
Chapter 4: The Four Teens of The Chinese Zodiac
Riku: MAKE ME!
Seifer: Oh! I'll make you, alright! (He brought up his gunblade)
Riku: ( He summons a huge black keyblade)
Seifer: (stares at it for a second... then he bursts out laughing) A GIANT KEY? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? LOCK UP MY TRAP?
Riku: Precisely.. (Riku charged)
Unknownboy#1: (watches with crimson eyes) I see stupid people...
Unknownboy#2: Can they be anymore stupid than you? ( Said a boy next to him with violet eyes)
Unknownboy#1: SHUT UP YA KUSO NEZUMI! ( Yelled the boy with crimson eyes and orange hair)
Unknownboy#3: Idiots... Can't they just kill eachother, and get it over with? (Asked a boy with greyish eyes)
Unknownboy#4: I think it's funny! Let's go talk to them! (Beamed a shoter boy with blonde hair)
Unknownboy#2: Let's not Momiji... ( Said the boy with grey hair and violet eyes)
Momiji: aww! (He sniffled)
Seifer: (looks at them) OY! Can you 4 just shut up already!
UknownBoy#3: Why don't you make us? ( He fumed)
Momiji: Uh oh...
Unknownboy#2: Haru.. let's not do this... Please
Haru: Stay out of this Yuki, I'm gonna beat the shit out of this dumb blonde!
Momiji: Hey! Don't pick on us blondes ya milk factory!
Haru: WHAT DID YOU SAY BUNNYBOY!
Momiji: I SAID NOT TO PICK ON US BLONDES WHEN YOUR A MILK FACTORY!
Haru: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!
Momiji: SURE WHY NOT!
Haru: BRING IT ON BIATCH!
Momiji: OH, IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGH-TEN! (Momiji does the preppy girl pose)
Unknown#1: Oh god this is annoying...
Unkown#2: Remind you of anyone, Kyou?
Kyou: SHUT UP, YUKI, YOU AND YOUR DAMN MOUTH!
Yuki: Why should I?
Riku: (Goes up to them) would you four please stop? Your all causing a scene...
All4teens: NO!
Riku: oh- OH YOU'VE DONE IT NOW MAN! (He puts his hand out) SUPER OMEGA POWDER PUFF FLAME!
( The four teens and Seifer stares at Riku before falling to the floor bursting into laughter)
Riku: WHAT!
Kyou: I see weirdly-dressed people... ( Looks at Riku)
Haru: I see short people... (looks at Momiji)
Momiji: I see tall people... ( Looks at everyone)
Seifer: I see weird-colored hair people (looks at the four teens)
Yuki: I see dumb-idiotic-moronic-stupid people... (Sighs, refering to everyone in the room)
Reader: I See funny people!
All characters: (looks at reader) OY! YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING! GET OUT OF THE COMPUTER AND INTO YOUR CHAIR! YOU CAN READ BUT YOU CANT TALK!
Reader: Fine... (wallks out) assholes..
Haru: WHAT DID YOU SAY! (Haru chases the reader) GET BACK HERE! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU! (the other 3 teens hold him back)
Reader: (watching from screen) Idiot... you can't get out here...
Haru: YES I CAN! (Haru punches the computer screen and tries to grab reader)
Reader: (simply pokes Haru in the shoulder.. kinda medium, between hard and softly)
Haru: (stops... and starts sniffling... he starts crying) WAAAAAAAAAAH! MOMMY DADDY! HE POKED ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I WANT MY LAWYERS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Yuki: Drama cow...
Kyou: Drama king...
Momiji: Drama teen...
Riku: Drama fiend
Seifer: Drama--- Whatever!
To be continued...
Author's Note: I'm sorry for its shortness but I wanted to get it in before people would starts spamming me and insulting me for not updating! So I hope it's funny enough for you!