Author's Note:
I actually began writing this a year and a half ago, and never bothered to finish it O_o. But when I returned to , I reread all the reviews I had. Seeing all the reviews and knowing how much people liked this parody spoof story, I decide "Hey, why not?"
I made a lot of spelling mistakes before, name mistypes, and whatnot. But now I'm better at writing so it'll all be easier to deal with.
Also, I'd like to point out a sad fact. I have never finished Final Fantasy 8, I'm stuck at Shumi Villiage, (Just finished with the statue quest) and have no idea where to find the White Seed ship. So.. Yeah. I brought in characters so I could continue this spoof without having to find a walkthrough to read and know what else to put in.
So anyway:
The parody continues! And this time I've got a funny idea for some people I'm bringing in soon. I call them "The Men in Black" . Square Enix calls them. Organization XIII.
Disclaimer: I do not own Square-Enix or it's characters. I do not own Organization XIII, nor do I own Fruits Basket. Fruits Basket belongs to Natsuki Takaya. Organization XIII belongs to Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts belongs to Square-Enix. I do not own the song that will be put here. The song belongs specifically on the Bob and Tom Show.
Ugh... No more disclaimers. I can't do them anymore, you all know I don't own any of this X . X
Final Fantasy 8 Deleted Scenes .. (Maybe I should start thinking of changing the story title...)
Chapter 5: What DO They do?
(What DOES Organization XIII do when they AREN'T bothering Sora?)
(We now go to a new place. Characters in hooded black cloaks, most have their hoods down.. Larxene is drumming her kunais on a table)
Larxene: All around the country and coast.
Demyx: People always say "What do you like most?"
Lexeaeus: I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast.
Vexen: I always tell 'em, "I like toast."
All: -laugh-
Zexion: YEAH TOAST!!!!!
Demyx: YEAH TOAST!!!!!
Saix: I get up in the mornin' 'bout six AM.
Marluxia: Have a little jelly, have a little jam.
Xigbar: Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Xaldin: Push down the lever and the wires get hot, I get toast~
Luxord: YEAH TOAST!!!!!
Marluxia: YEAH TOAST!!!!!
Xemnas: Now there's no secret to toasting perfection.
Luxord: There's a dial on the side and you make your selection.
Larxene: Push to the dark or the light and then if it pops too soon-
Roxas: -Press down again, mate!
Demyx: YEAH TOAST!!!!
Xigbar: YEAH TOAST!!!!
Lexeaeus: When the first caveman drove in from the drags
Saix: Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Axel: Must have been a genius, got it in his head
Demyx: Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread make toast.
Axel: YEAH TOAST!!!!!
Saix: YEAH TOAST!!!!!
Zexion: -turns into a french baker- Oui monsieur bonjour coquette.
Xemnas: Uh huh croissante vous a ver.
Axel: Maurice chevalier Eiffel tower.
Demyx: Oh oui maria baguette bon soir.
Roxas: FRENCH TOAST!!!!!
Axel: FRENCH TOAST!!!!!
Xigbar/Xaldin: In Chicago or on the Bob and Tom Show
All 13: YEAH TOAST!!!!!
Demyx: yeaaah!
Axel: Toast.
All: -clap several time simultaneously. times-
Larxene: -stops drumming on counter- Now I want toast...
Demyx: Let's sing it again!
Xemnas: No..
Demyx: ... Aw.... Please?
Xemnas: I said NO! -Summons a ball of dark doom-
Demyx: Okay, I'll be quiet! O . O Don't kill me!
Xemnas: -dismisses ball of doom- That's what I thought.
Larxene: I'm bored, can we go kill people?
Xaldin: Yes, let's go cause pain!
Zexion: Causing pain is for losers. Real men make it quick. Least then you don't get your uniform stained.
Demyx: Hey, Zexion, aren't you supposed to be emo, like, all Kingdom Hearts fans make you out to be?
Zexion: I'm not emo! It's the hair isn't it?! I knew I shouldn't have let Axel cut it!
Axel: But everyone loves emo cuts, Zexion! Look at all the fangirls that you have! You have so many that it's scary!
Saix: You're one to talk, you have so many fangirls that I'm wondering what it is you have that I don't.
Larxene: Well for one, he doesn't look like a woman with longass hair.... Hippy.
Saix: I'm not a hippy!
Xigbar: Hey, dudette, don't you be making fun of us, we hippies have feelings, you know. Peace, dudes!
Demyx: ... Says the guy who has sniper rifles?
Luxord: Demyx would make a better hippy, he cries if he loses at card games.
Demyx: I do not!
Luxord: Yeah, you do.
Demyx: ....................... Only because my eyes hurt from Larxene sticking her kunai in them!
Larxene: Well, then, maybe you shouldn't cheat by trying to look at my cards.
Xemnas: Guys, guys, we have more important matters to deal with.... Like why Axel has all the fangirls and I don't.
Marluxia: Probably because his name isn't the anagram of Mansex? -he asked-
Larxene: Which we know that you love all too well.
Marluxia: For the last time, just because I have Axel/Roxas yaoi fanart, doesn't mean I'm gay.
-chirping crickets-
Marluxia: What? It doesn't!
Zexion: .... Ahuuuuuuuuuuh. Right, moving on.
Larxene: -pulls down an Axel and Saix figure chart- Anyways, continuing the discussion on why Axel has more fangirls than Saix, and more than Xemnas.
Roxas: Axel's also nicer than Saix is. Though both of them have tried kidnapping people...
Axel: ... Yeah, Roxas, not really helping...
Saix: But I have scars, I look more dignified.
Larxene: However, you lack dignity. Axel helps the main character, Saix just simply annoys the players. Axel also has better lines than Siax.
Saix: But I'm more poetic!
Axel: Precisely why they like me better, I don't spew all that crap that you talk about. I'm more badass!
Demyx: Axel is also voiced, in Japanese and English, by the same voice actors that do Reno, thus adding to the pwnage.
Lexeaeus: -Grunts in response to everything-
Marluxia: And everyone knows Reno's hot as hell.
-chirping crickets-
Larxene: ... I rest my previous case. Anyway!
Saix: I don't look like a clown.
Xaldin: But you do look like a Zelda character wannabe.
Roxas: Which is a good game and all, but...
Xigbar: ... It would suck total bananas if you were in it.
Marluxa: Axel, on the other hand, will make it full of super bishi hotness!
Larxene: Again, rest my previous case...
Marluxia: What previous case?
Larxene: ... Nevermind.
Saix: What else does he got that I don't?
Roxas: Personality?
Zexion: A necessary addition to the plot?
Larxene: Good looks?
Luxord: A reason to play the game?
Axel: Oh, and I also have a big-
All: .............................
Axel: ......-Sword! Yeah that's it, a bigger sword! _
All: .............................
Saix: But, you don't have a sword, and neither do I.
Everyone else: -face palm-
Larxene: Not THAT kind of sword, you retard.
Marluxia: He meant the other kind, you silly nilly.
Zexion: -raises a brow at Marluxia's nicknames- The other kind that Xemnas, Marluxia, and the corrupted readers will understand all TOO well.
Reader: -snickers-
Marluxia: -tee hee- Of course!
Xemnas: Why would I know?!
Saix: ........................ Like hell you do! You don't even know my size!
Axel: And we're all very much happier not knowing, thank you, -smiles-
Larxene: And that concludes why Axel has more fangirls than all of you men combined.
Saix: Damnit!
--Meanwhile--
Tidus: So this one time, I got pushed into a river by Wakka, right? Well, he failed to mention that this river was filled with not only treasure chests, but piranhnas! Who the hell swims with Piranhas?! Crazy people, that's who! So I'm trying to fight underwater, without breathing, with a big sword for like minutes at a time, and then... -continues babbling-
Squall: Oh god, please let this just end... -covers his ears-
Cloud: Oh you think that's interesting? Well, my story is better. I single-handedly took down a giant monster called Bahamut! Well, my friends helped, but I'm the superhot main character, so all the credit belongs to me! Besides, who cares about minor characters?
Squall: Just go away!!! -he exclaimed-
Tidus: Oh, how about the time when I... -trails off babbling-
Cloud: No! How about the time I... -trails off babbling-
Both: -Babbling on and on.... And on-
Squall: ....... Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! -cries echo into the vast dimensions of space-
-Fin-
Author's Note: Yes, I am back. It's a good chapter, I think, but probably not as good as my previous ones. -sigh- Anyway, please R&R. Let me know that people still read this stuff, no point in continuing if people don't x_x.
-Rei