A/N: Without further ado, I give you Sully's next death, brought to you by damck. Enjoy!
Let Sully eat pie
Tim Sullivan, aka Sully, was sitting in the diner waiting for his girlfriend to join him. She had been reluctant to agree to the location of the date, insisting that it was her and Booth's place, but he had finally succeeded in convincing her.
She was a little late. He glanced at his watch and ordered a piece of pie to eat while he waited. When it came, Sully ate it and decided it was so good he just had to have another piece.
While he was eating his pie, Brennan was making her way toward the diner, with Booth, going over in her head exactly how she was going to break up with him. She hadn't even wanted to meet him that evening, but he had insisted.
Sully was on his third piece of pie when he suddenly began choking on a bite. No one in the diner knew the Heimlich maneuver and by the time Booth and Brennan arrived, Sully was slumped over dead, face down in his pie.
Booth shook his head. "What a waste of good pie."
"I suppose I don't need to break up with him anymore."
They sat down at their usual table and Booth ordered a piece of pie.
A/N: Thank you all for your continued support of these odd scenarios. I appreciate it!!