Zim sat on a rock looking around him while GIR poked up his head. "We're back on the monkey planet!!"

Zim looked up. "Yep. Is it just me or did the Dib-thing sound different to you?"

GIR looked up shrugging then poked another cricket accidentally squishing it.

Zim stood up. "The base was ordered to disappear after we left, but I'm sure I can get it back up."

They walked through town towards the old spot, and when they got there was still empty. Zim pulled out a device and held it to the ground searching for something. The device began glow and shot tentacles down into the soil retrieving another small device. With ease Zim picked it up flipping it open and pressing a shiny green button on the inside. He dropped it and backed up as once more the small box drilled into the Earth, and a house rose up from the soil. Zim trudged past the I love Earth sign and small lawn gnomes into the door with the restroom sign on it, being greeted once more with a "Welcome home son" from defective robot parents.

GIR happily ran to the television turning it on with a squeal of delight because the angry monkey show was featured on the main channel. Zim walked over to the couch propping himself on it. "Yup, now what?"


Johnny was almost back to his home with the boarded up windows. He really wanted a cherry fizzwhiz but had no money, and it was just wrong to rob a place. He would go home first, get money, go to the 24/7, and hope the clerk wasn't a dumb ass. That wasn't likely.

"Johnny, you found out a lot of information today. You're taking it well. I'm impressed."

"And you would be...?"

"I'm just another headvoice, nothing to be concerned about."

"Alright, and yes I am. I'm fascinated, really."

"Yes...but by this point you're usually about to fall to pieces."

"How would you know!?"

"I'm a part of you. I know."

"Hmmm..." Johnny stepped into his house proceeding to try and find some money for a fizzwhiz.

"So this Zim...Old friend?"

"If you were really a part of me you would know we were anything but that."

"Right."


"I should go out and observe the changes since I left. GIR! make some waffles or something, just don't make a mess." Zim hopped off the couch and proceeded to the door. He glanced outside remembering rain. Nothing was falling down, and he didn't have paste. He should have brought paste...

There wasn't really anyone outside. Earth's building structure hadn''t changed. They were the same type and mostly made up from bricks. The animals from what he could tell were the same. Not much had really changed. What a slow moving planet this was. It wasn't worth the walk.

Zim stopped seeing Dib err...Johnny walking the opposite way. Interested he followed him. Where was he going? Johnny had turned a corner pausing briefly as in thought only to continue into the parking lot of the local 24/7 gas station. Huh.


Johnny opened the 24/7 gas station and the little bell rang up on top of the clear glass door. The clerk was reading a magazine that was most likely porn. He glanced up at Johnny and then went back to his wide-eyed experience. So the clerk was an asshole. Damn...

Johnny approached the icee machine slipping a cup out from the dispenser. They had a new flavor, chicken meat. Though it would be best not to test it. He pulled the switch allowing he cherry doom to flow into his cup. Grinning madly he popped on the lid.

Cherry always was able to bring out the best in him. He pranced to the counter putting the cup onto it's cheap surface.

The clerk glanced up scanning the bar code lazily. "Ugh. That'll be $1.27 freak."

The grin on Johnny's face evaporated into thin air. "What was that?"

"I said freak. Who dresses like that? Seriously dude." The clerk slammed down his book. "Just pay for the fucking icee,"

Outside Zim was peaking in. Something was happening. Both of the humans seemed mad about something.

Johnny stamped his foot. "Is that all I really am? A freak!? Not only that, but what did I do to you? I bought a drink! Gave money to the fucking station! What else do you want?"

"I want you to pay and get out now. You are causing a scene, and giving me a headache. I'm sorry, geesh." The clerk folded his arms.

"No one else is even in here! As for your headache, I'm sure I can help." Johnny pulled a knife from his boot. He always had a spare, just for the humans who tested his patience. He swung it around into the man's skull, walking outside and not even bothering to pay.

Once outside he noticed Zim staring at him petrified. "D-d-d-Dib!?" There was no way. Dib couldn't do that! He was always inferior. Zim glanced at the clerk bent over the counter with a blood flow seeping onto the tiled floor. Dib wasn't really crazy! It was just Zim's cover up!! No way. There was no way.

Johnny noticed Zim and waved grinning. "Oh, hi Zim!"

A/N: Wow...that was extreme...even for ME to write o.o I'm done with finals. What a looooong day. So yeah.